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    Posted: May 27 2005 at 15:20
PINEAPPLE THIEF Variations on A Dream progressive rock album and reviews PINEAPPLE THIEF - Variations On A Dream (2003)
Review by Dan @ 3:02:15 PM EST, 5/27/2005
5 stars  —   EXCELLENT!!!!! FOR FANS OF RADIOHEAD, PF AND PT. YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED!! I know this is a crap review but I just can't be bothered, I've got better things to do with my time than writing reviews. Suffice to say that you'll LOVE this album if you're under 30 and you like Prog. Tihs album is beautiful.... another 'OK Computer'.... Extremely worth a listen...


If only all prog reviews could be that slack!
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Points: 20278 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 27 2005 at 15:34

I know!  That was exactly my reaction when I saw it!! 

"I'm gonna start a review, but I can't be arsed to do it properly or finish it... so there!"

Well, this site is trying to build up the most comprehensive compendium of Prog Reviews.. and it takes all shapes and sizes!
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Points: 1859 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 27 2005 at 15:46
The funniest review I ever read. 
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Points: 27802 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 27 2005 at 15:50
pretty funny


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Points: 1059 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 28 2005 at 12:55
Originally posted by frenchie frenchie wrote:

PINEAPPLE THIEF Variations on A Dream progressive rock album and reviews PINEAPPLE THIEF - Variations On A Dream (2003)
Review by Dan @ 3:02:15 PM EST, 5/27/2005
5 stars  —   EXCELLENT!!!!! FOR FANS OF RADIOHEAD, PF AND PT. YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED!! I know this is a crap review but I just can't be bothered, I've got better things to do with my time than writing reviews. Suffice to say that you'll LOVE this album if you're under 30 and you like Prog. Tihs album is beautiful.... another 'OK Computer'.... Extremely worth a listen...


If only all prog reviews could be that slack!


Did you happen to see them last year at ProgSfest in Chippenham? 
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Okay, so, if you just turned out 31, avoid this album!
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Points: 166183 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 29 2005 at 11:07

That is some high quality stuff. At least he admits its a crap review.
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Points: 1422 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 29 2005 at 16:02

I would actually buy the record based on that review.  Sometimes you just want someone to tell you as concisely as possible to go buy a record - this review achieves that.

Can't wait for some more reviews by this guy; they're 1000 times better than any review I've read in NME.
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Points: 208 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 29 2005 at 16:22
Ha, like the one above me said, so what you're telling me is once I turn thirty-one, I'll suddenly stop liking them?

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Points: 1059 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 30 2005 at 11:21
Maybe he's saying that the older generation of prog fans might not like it as much as the younger generation
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Points: 3300 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 30 2005 at 20:09

Originally posted by Paradox Paradox wrote:

Maybe he's saying that the older generation of prog fans might not like it as much as the younger generation

exactly, and he is quite right!
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Points: 651 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 30 2005 at 21:45
OMG ban him!!!1111
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