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Category: Progressive Music Lounges
Forum Name: Prog Bands, Artists and Genres Appreciation
Forum Description: Discuss specific prog bands and their members or a specific sub-genre
URL: http://www.progarchives.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=6706
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Topic: Buy this man a drink!
Posted By: frenchie
Subject: Buy this man a drink!
Date Posted: May 27 2005 at 15:20
http://www.progarchives.com/Progressive_rock_discography_CD.asp?cd_id=2282">PINEAPPLE THIEF Variations on A Dream progressive rock album and reviews PINEAPPLE THIEF - Variations On A Dream (2003)
Review by Dan @ 3:02:15 PM EST, 5/27/2005
5 stars  —   EXCELLENT!!!!! FOR FANS OF RADIOHEAD, PF AND PT. YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED!! I know this is a crap review but I just can't be bothered, I've got better things to do with my time than writing reviews. Suffice to say that you'll LOVE this album if you're under 30 and you like Prog. Tihs album is beautiful.... another 'OK Computer'.... Extremely worth a listen...


If only all prog reviews could be that slack!


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Posted By: Jared
Date Posted: May 27 2005 at 15:34

I know!  That was exactly my reaction when I saw it!! 

"I'm gonna start a review, but I can't be arsed to do it properly or finish it... so there!"

Well, this site is trying to build up the most comprehensive compendium of Prog Reviews.. and it takes all shapes and sizes!



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Posted By: Fantômas
Date Posted: May 27 2005 at 15:46
The funniest review I ever read. 

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Posted By: TheProgtologist
Date Posted: May 27 2005 at 15:50
pretty funny

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Posted By: Paradox
Date Posted: May 28 2005 at 12:55
Originally posted by frenchie frenchie wrote:

http://www.progarchives.com/Progressive_rock_discography_CD.asp?cd_id=2282">PINEAPPLE THIEF Variations on A Dream progressive rock album and reviews PINEAPPLE THIEF - Variations On A Dream (2003)
Review by Dan @ 3:02:15 PM EST, 5/27/2005
5 stars  —   EXCELLENT!!!!! FOR FANS OF RADIOHEAD, PF AND PT. YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED!! I know this is a crap review but I just can't be bothered, I've got better things to do with my time than writing reviews. Suffice to say that you'll LOVE this album if you're under 30 and you like Prog. Tihs album is beautiful.... another 'OK Computer'.... Extremely worth a listen...


If only all prog reviews could be that slack!


Did you happen to see them last year at ProgSfest in Chippenham? 

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Posted By: Borealis
Date Posted: May 28 2005 at 17:38
Okay, so, if you just turned out 31, avoid this album!

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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: May 29 2005 at 11:07

That is some high quality stuff. At least he admits its a crap review.



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Posted By: spectral
Date Posted: May 29 2005 at 16:02

I would actually buy the record based on that review.  Sometimes you just want someone to tell you as concisely as possible to go buy a record - this review achieves that.

Can't wait for some more reviews by this guy; they're 1000 times better than any review I've read in NME.



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Posted By: undefinability
Date Posted: May 29 2005 at 16:22
Ha, like the one above me said, so what you're telling me is once I turn thirty-one, I'll suddenly stop liking them?

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Posted By: Paradox
Date Posted: May 30 2005 at 11:21
Maybe he's saying that the older generation of prog fans might not like it as much as the younger generation

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Posted By: greenback
Date Posted: May 30 2005 at 20:09

Originally posted by Paradox Paradox wrote:

Maybe he's saying that the older generation of prog fans might not like it as much as the younger generation

exactly, and he is quite right!



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Posted By: Hierophant
Date Posted: May 30 2005 at 21:45
OMG ban him!!!1111



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