What do you do when you get home?

Some days I go to the gym and workout or just jump on my bike and ride. Now that the weather has warmed up, I will start doing some laps in the pool.

Then I make dinner. Now that the wife is finished with school for a few months, we'll make dinner together and if things work out properly, we'll order the kids a pizza and go to our room for some prayer services (Oh God, oh yes Jesus....).

Maybe a glass of Gewurztraminer or a bottle of ale. I never cared much for hard stuff; whiskey, gin, tequilla and all that.

Sometimes we'll play a family game or cards or play some guitar and jam a bit. Watch the news, take the dogs outside and then hit the hay.

Easy Livin wrote: Snow Dog wrote: When I get home I f**K the Misses You old romantic SD! As John Cleese said in "The meaning of life", we'll take the foreplay as read then".

! Can Easy really be so easy? Sleazy?

Brace yerself, Edna!

KY: foreplay in a tube ('ere -- consider this a kiss & a cuddle!")

Monday-Wednesday and Friday:

Play with my little daughter until her bedtime, providing at least an hour of musical education - usually some prog .

Eat Supper and maybe watch TV.

Any odd jobs that need doing...

Go online, inspect home network for outside tampering (I'm very paranoid, having studied network insecurity), check out the various forums I'm signed up to, email, etc.

With LARGE whiskey (Doctor's orders ).

I don't care how dull or routine it seems - I have a little girl who is growing up happily and healthily, and that's all that seems to matter these days

Thursday:

I don't go home until after midnight (get me!).

Off over to my co-writer's to create more music that one day will bring world peace.

By mass suicide...

Easy Livin in his world famous role as George Roper.A lifetime of perfecting the Bobby Charlton comb-over made Easy a dead-cert for the role of hapless George.

Yootha Joyce (Mildred) is, as you can imagine,kneeling beside the diminutive Scottish lothario-hence that rather insipid leer on Easy's face...

Ps contrary to my post above-Cert is most certainly not dead-well not from the neck downwards at least...

How do you know?

For all you know I could be the leotard washer for an entire touring troupe of female mud wrestlers

kingofbizzare wrote: I usually come home, get something to eat, sit around and listen to music for a while, then if I feel like it (and have any money on me) I'll bike down to one of the many local thrift stores to look for vinyls. Depending on the time of year, I may end up going to one of the various sporting events featuring our school teams (basketball, volleyball, or soccer). Then I come home, eat dinner, listen to some more music, do some homework (if I have any) while listening to music, play some video games and listen to music, use the computer (usually foru, instant messaging, weblogs and email) while listening to music, have some more to eat, then go to bed while listening to music.

Funny, with a moniker like KINGOFBIZARRE, I would have thought you'd get home, gulp some lighter fluid and blow flames at kittens, wear mismatched clothes and shave your dog, cover it in peanut butter and visit starbucks with some snot smeared on your chin and ask for a free Chai tea. You aren't all that bizarre, are you?