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Points: 21206 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 09 2005 at 10:09
Originally posted by The Owl The Owl wrote:

  • Christina Gagulera

I would not want to gag her - her voice is marvellous. If only she was the singer of a prog band ...
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Points: 363 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 09 2005 at 10:03
Originally posted by Bj-1 Bj-1 wrote:

A great list over hopeless and stupid artists:

  • Britney Spears
  • Backstreet Boys
  • Westlife
  • A1
  • O-Zone
  • Las Ketchup
  • James Last
  • Crazy Frog
  • Elvis
  • Phil Collins (not stupid, but his solo carrer is more or less hopeless)

And many more...

DITTO!! And I add

  • Christina Gagulera
  • Kenny G
  • ALL boy bands, period!
  • ALL Nu-Metal
  • Mariah Scarey
  • Sireeeeeen Dijon
  • Whitney Useless
People are puzzled why I don't dig the Stones, well, I listened to the Stones, I tried, and I tried, and I tried, and--I Can't Get No Satisfaction!

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Points: 363 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 09 2005 at 09:58
Originally posted by Bj-1 Bj-1 wrote:

Though they were not popular: PORTSMOUTH SINFONIA

An orchestra of 50 musicians who could'nt play at all I laughed my ass off when i heard it first time.

OMG!!!   I heard those guys years ago, PAINFUL and yet hilarious at the same time!
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Points: 4828 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 09 2005 at 07:28

Originally posted by Matti Matti wrote:

Have you heard the songs composed by Kaj Chydenius or Eero Ojanen (performed by e.g. Agit-Prop)? - if yes, can you really say it's not gorgeous music every now and then?

 Sorry about my feelings. I truly HAVE heard Agit-prop. Just the style and the associations I get from their music does it for me. I'm not a rightwinger, but the Finnish Stalinist movement disgusts me as much as their opposite forces.
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Points: 32995 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 09 2005 at 07:23
Originally posted by Sean Trane Sean Trane wrote:

Bon Jovi and all 80's Hair/Glam metal (Crue , Ratt , Wasp , T S and the likes).

All new wave bands not knowing how to play an instrument other than programming those ugly beatbox integrated synths (Human League etc...)

Its not about skill in playing, its about imagination and originality!
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Points: 20251 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 09 2005 at 06:28

Bon Jovi and all 80's Hair/Glam metal (Crue , Ratt , Wasp , T S and the likes).

All new wave bands not knowing how to play an instrument other than programming those ugly beatbox integrated synths (Human League etc...)
let's just stay above the moral melee
prefer the sink to the gutter
keep our sand-castle virtues
content to be a doer
as well as a thinker,
prefer lifting our pen
rather than un-sheath our sword
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Points: 2121 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 09 2005 at 06:22
Originally posted by Eetu Pellonpää Eetu Pellonpää wrote:

ULTRA BRA från Finland. 2nd generation of 70's commie singalongs from the local bold and beutifuls.  Actually, this band made the idea of death more acceptable. There IS one place, where you don't have to listen to...

Oh, I like them. But I like also the original 70's era they are influenced by. Have you heard the songs composed by Kaj Chydenius or Eero Ojanen (performed by e.g. Agit-Prop)? - if yes, can you really say it's not gorgeous music every now and then?

I'd say that 'dance bands' like Las Ketchup is pretty much the lowest you can get. If not the teenage bands made up (that is, taught the right dance moves etc) in programmes like Pop Stars. (Bad shivers down my spine...)
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Points: 3928 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 09 2005 at 04:34

I like Angelwitch too...- 'Baphomet' is a brilliant track!! Mind you, some of the reviews during the NWOBHM of their first album were pretty damning.

I'd have to nominate all of the dreadful rap/dance bands (rubbish like Faithless) that have polluted the music scene for too long, and the mind-boggingly boring indie bands like Coldplay and Athlete which we are always told are 'amazing', but are frankly, not!
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Originally posted by Cygnus X-2 Cygnus X-2 wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

RUSH

How did I know you'd say something like this?

My love for RUSH

Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

RUSH

How did I know you'd say something like this?
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A great list over hopeless and stupid artists:

  • Britney Spears
  • Backstreet Boys
  • Westlife
  • A1
  • O-Zone
  • Las Ketchup
  • James Last
  • Crazy Frog
  • Elvis
  • Phil Collins (not stupid, but his solo carrer is more or less hopeless)

And many more...
RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on!
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Points: 32995 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 08 2005 at 20:45

Originally posted by Tony R Tony R wrote:

Angelwitch

My friend loves Angelwitch!
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Points: 32995 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 08 2005 at 19:13

Originally posted by Frasse Frasse wrote:

Originally posted by Snow Dog Snow Dog wrote:

When you die, you go to Sweden!


Nah, It's more like You die if you listen to swedish commercial radio.

It's no better here I'm sure!
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Points: 830 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 08 2005 at 14:50

Moxy Fruvous!!!

 

"Once I was the king of spain (Now I eeeaaatt humble pie!)"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhuxaD8NzaY
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Points: 758 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 08 2005 at 14:06
Originally posted by Snow Dog Snow Dog wrote:

When you die, you go to Sweden!


Nah, It's more like You die if you listen to swedish commercial radio.
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Bowling For Soup. i never understood why that stupid song "1895" was so popular
Who you gonna call?
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When you die, you go to Sweden!
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Points: 4828 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 08 2005 at 11:52

ULTRA BRA från Finland. 2nd generation of 70's commie singalongs from the local bold and beutifuls.

Actually, this band made the idea of death more acceptable. There IS one place, where you don't have to listen to...

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