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illustrated
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Topic: I need to get someone back Posted: May 01 2005 at 01:38 |
On April Fools my friend took a piss in my gatorade, and I still haven't gotten him back. I want to get him when he completely doesn't expect it, and I want it to be really good. Any suggestions?
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Reed Lover
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Posted: May 01 2005 at 06:43 |
Wait until he is asleep,preferably drunk.
Dip a hot dog sausage or even better an English sausage,in tomato ketchup. Place the sausage near his groin. Invite a cat or dog to dine on said meaty treat. Take photos Wake up friend. Run like hell.

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Posted: May 01 2005 at 07:37 |
I've removed this post as I don't want any idiot actually trying to blow anyone's fingers off.
em.
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Perception is truth, ergo opinion is fact.
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emdiar
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Posted: May 01 2005 at 07:52 |
...or perhaps you should just tie his shoelaces together or something..... 
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Posted: May 01 2005 at 07:55 |
You're still talking to this guy..?
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Posted: May 01 2005 at 09:02 |
wait til he is asleep and pour a few choice drops of tabasco(whatever hot sauce) up his nostrils....id say the punishment would come close to suiting the crime....not so sure about the post bomb tho?
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Posted: May 01 2005 at 10:36 |
A good way to get someone back is to wait until they're asleep - drunk
- and shave off one of their eyebrows. That way they get the misery of
shaved eyebrows and even have to shave the other off themselves.
Whether that's proportionate to him pissing in your gaterade though...
I'm not sure. Perhaps you should combine with the tabasco nostrils.
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It's only knock and knowall, but I like it...
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Posted: May 01 2005 at 11:52 |
Actually, the best threat is the one that never materializes...
Create the illusion that you are in the midst of getting even, make him think your hatching a diabolical plot to exact revenge. It will drive him crazy!

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emdiar
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Posted: May 01 2005 at 11:53 |
Get him drunk and asleep, and fill his ears with vaseline. When he awakes he will think he has gone deaf.
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Reed Lover
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Posted: May 01 2005 at 11:56 |
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Posted: May 01 2005 at 11:59 |
when he falls asleep you could also let his hand fall into a bowl of warm water and he may wet his pants
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Posted: May 01 2005 at 12:14 |
Introduce him to this forum.
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Posted: May 01 2005 at 12:45 |
Anybody who takes a piss in your Gatorade and lets you drink it, is not your friend, just forget him and forget revenge, because if you do something to him, he will prepare something even worst and so on, until one of you both has to suffer something really bad and ends in the hospital.
I've seen this happen, in my prom trip from school we went to Cuzco, and the first night this mother fu**er entered to the room shouting at 3 pm when I was sleeping and I almopst ended grabbed in the ceiling lamp. I sewared revenge.
The next day I bought a very big ice bag and didn't went out that night. I hided under his bed with my hands in the ice bag and keeping them almost frozen but dry with a cloth.
The guy came after three hours with some liquor inside him, so he sat in the bed to take his pants and with my frozen hands grabbed his legs from under the bed, the guy produced a short but soft shout and immediately lost consciousness, his eyes were semi open and white I was 16 and at first I laughed, but he didn't totally recover after 10 minutes when I had already called the professor who was our tour guide , he waked and started to shout and again he lost consciousness two or three times, we had to take him to the hospital with a panic and anxiety attack, and said that thanks to God we were young because an older guy would had probably suffered a heart attack .
Of course the two of us were suspended for the rest of trip without leaving our rooms except for eating (The professor was a friend so he forgave us after one day) but I learned my lesson, jokes are dangerous.
Iván
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Pale Fire
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Posted: May 01 2005 at 14:15 |
ivan_2068 wrote:
Anybody
who takes a piss in your Gatorade and lets you drink it, is not your
friend, just forget him and forget revenge, because if you do something
to him, he will prepare something even worst and so on, until one of
you both has to suffer something really bad and ends in the hospital.
I've
seen this happen, in my prom trip from school we went to Cuzco, and the
first night this mother fu**er entered to the room shouting at 3 pm
when I was sleeping and I almopst ended grabbed in the ceiling lamp. I
sewared revenge.
The
next day I bought a very big ice bag and didn't went
out that night. I hided under his bed with my hands in the ice bag and
keeping them almost frozen but dry with a cloth.
The
guy came after three hours with some liquor inside him, so he sat in
the bed to take his pants and with my frozen hands grabbed his legs
from under the bed, the guy produced a short but soft shout and
immediately lost consciousness, his eyes were semi open and white I
was 16 and at first I laughed, but he didn't totally recover
after 10 minutes when I had already called the professor who was our
tour guide , he waked and started to shout and again he lost
consciousness two or three times, we had to take him to the hospital
with a panic and anxiety attack, and said that thanks to God we
were young because an older guy would had probably suffered a heart
attack .
Of
course the two of us were suspended for the rest of trip without
leaving our rooms except for eating (The professor was a friend so he
forgave us after one day) but I learned my lesson, jokes are
dangerous.
Iván |
That's cold man, just cold
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arkitek
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Posted: May 01 2005 at 15:22 |
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illustrated
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Posted: May 01 2005 at 17:22 |
A lot of you guys have suggested doing stuff while he's drunk, but the problem is that this guy doesn't drink. He has one or two times but he doesn't drink very much, so...
ivan_2068 wrote:
Anybody who takes a piss in your Gatorade and lets you drink it, is not your friend, just forget him and forget revenge, because if you do something to him, he will prepare something even worst and so on, until one of you both has to suffer something really bad and ends in the hospital.
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This guy is still my friend, because after he did it I didn't do 'anything' which surpised everyone, and he was really sorry and felt guilty after he did it (he also rubbed his helmet around the top of the bottle which didn't help things).
So... he's my friend, but regardless, I want to get him back in some way.
Jesus, man, that's already happened to me at my friend Dave's! 
I don't think it involved a feather, but I was stoned and really wanted to sleep, and found myself awake at 2:00 covered in shaving cream... in my hand, up my arm, a bit on my face, and it stung like a bitch! Those bastards were still awake too...
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mwb498
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Posted: May 01 2005 at 21:10 |
You guys are thinking too hard. If he pissed in your gatorade, then just wait until he is sleeping and piss in his mouth.

Or take a sh*t on his chest. Just don't rip ass in the process or you might wake him up.
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illustrated
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Posted: May 01 2005 at 21:22 |
mwb498 wrote:
You guys are thinking too hard. If he pissed in your gatorade, then just wait until he is sleeping and piss in his mouth.

Or take a sh*t on his chest. Just don't rip ass in the process or you might wake him up.
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The first one would be really, really funny... but the latter is way too over the top.
I still need more ways to get him back!
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Posted: May 02 2005 at 02:56 |
Wait untill he goes out, wrap ribbon around his house, the type which says "POLICE-CRIME SCENE-DO NOT CROSS!!", then phone him up and say in a panicky voice, "Oh my god man, I don't know how to tell you this. It's your family....you better get home right now....."
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Ivan_Melgar_M
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Posted: May 02 2005 at 03:17 |
Honestly, somebody puts piss in my drink and I break all his bones, no back joke or anything similar just make him feel pain.
Iván
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