I need to get someone back

Anybody who takes a piss in your Gatorade and lets you drink it, is not your friend, just forget him and forget revenge, because if you do something to him, he will prepare something even worst and so on, until one of you both has to suffer something really bad and ends in the hospital.

I've seen this happen, in my prom trip from school we went to Cuzco, and the first night this mother fu**er entered to the room shouting at 3 pm when I was sleeping and I almopst ended grabbed in the ceiling lamp. I sewared revenge.

The next day I bought a  very big  ice bag and didn't went out that night. I hided under his bed with my hands in the ice bag and keeping them almost frozen but dry with a cloth.

The guy came after three hours with some liquor inside him, so he sat in the bed to take his pants and with my frozen hands grabbed his legs from under the bed, the guy produced a short but soft shout and immediately lost consciousness, his eyes were semi open and white  I was 16 and at first I laughed, but he didn't totally  recover after 10 minutes when I had already called the professor who was our tour guide , he waked and started to shout and again he lost consciousness two or three times, we had to take him to the hospital with a panic and anxiety attack, and said that thanks to God we were young because an older guy would had probably suffered a heart attack .

Of course the two of us were suspended for the rest of trip without leaving our rooms except for eating (The professor was a friend so he forgave us after one day) but I learned my lesson, jokes are dangerous. 

Iván

Anybody who takes a piss in your Gatorade and lets you drink it, is not your friend, just forget him and forget revenge, because if you do something to him, he will prepare something even worst and so on, until one of you both has to suffer something really bad and ends in the hospital.

illustrated wrote: gatorade,

What the hell is that????? the best way to get someone back is to ait till they are asleep then get a feather and either whipped cream or shaving foam (shaving foam is the best) then spray the foam into their hand then tickle their face with a feather then keep doing it until their face is totally covered with the foam as when youtickle them hopefully they will whip the foam all over wherever you tickle them.

You guys are thinking too hard.  If he pissed in your gatorade, then just wait until he is sleeping and piss in his mouth.

Or take a sh*t on his chest.  Just don't rip ass in the process or you might wake him up.