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Points: 2632 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 18 2005 at 22:36

tuxon:

I use a version of that myself in some of my preaching.

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I Like Comedy!!!
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Points: 7003 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 19 2005 at 13:08
Originally posted by tuxon tuxon wrote:

Your a very good storie teller Syzygy

a parrot, how does he come up with them

 slight error when it came to what is technically known as the 'punch line' - the thing which is orange and sounds like a parrot is actually a carrot.

Aside from that minor flaw, I think it was a jolly funny joke.
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to the already rich among us...'

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Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:

What do you call an Australian in a suit?
The Defendant

There was this guy from Britain who was offered a better job in the Aussie branch of his company. So he applies to emigrate to work there, and one of the questions they ask is "Do you have a criminal record?" to which he replies "I didn't know you needed one any more."

 
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Points: 5187 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 21 2005 at 14:04

WARNING CONTAINS BAD LANGUAGE:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



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Points: 21342 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 21 2005 at 18:50
Originally posted by Reed Lover Reed Lover wrote:

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That's TOO funny!
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Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods when suddenly the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a machete to her throat, said, "Red, I'm going to screw your brains out!"

To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket and pulled out a magnum gun and pointed it at him and said, "No you're not! You're going to eat me, just like it says in the book!"

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Originally posted by dude dude wrote:

WHAT!!! RIGHT THATS IT IM THROWING DOWN THE GAUNTLETS.....oops i just smashed an expensive vase..DAMN THOSE GAUNTLETS!!!........now if only i can remember that joke about the Englishmans Propensity towards infrequent bathing!!!


I thought the British got picked on about their teeth!

Enter Ralph being scared by the 'Big Book of British Smiles'
Marmalade...I like marmalade.
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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's keyboard?

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Neither has he.
And Jesus said unto John, "come forth and receive eternal life..."
Unfortunately, John came fifth and was stuck with a toaster.
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Bilden “http://www.inline.spb.ru/humor/dog.jpg” kan inte visas, då den innehåller fel.
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