OO-ER! It’s the wife! - Progressive Rock Music Forum

I doubt anyone was truly offended...except maybe the fish.

Reed Lover wrote:

James Lee wrote:

I doubt anyone was truly offended...except maybe the fish.

I must be losing my touch. Cry

Maybe the "failed joke counter" is getting to you.

Originally posted by <strong><FONT color=#ff0000>Vicky Garten</FONT></strong>

Vicky Garten wrote:

Hi Peter - I know what you mean to say !!! - as for the patter of tiny fingers on they keyboard as I talked him into getting the Hammond I had better learn to play it

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I'm not sure know if this jape will work in the U.K., but WTF: So, what is your secret then, Victoria ? Wink

Shocked "had better learn?" How long have you two been hitched? You definitely should learn to "play" limber Jimber's organ.... Pig

(No need to thank me, Jim me ol' son....) Wink

Sorry, Vicky! That (and the odd piece of wordy pontificating about prog) is about what you can expect from me. Hope you have a sense of humour! Wait -- you're married to jumpin' jivin' Jimmy G: of COURSE you have a sense of humour! LOL

(Doubt if your dad got the joke, though....) Ermm

Ahhh, sure Jim knows I love him! Big smile

Take care, me dear, and don't let the old puffing, panting wheezing geezer dance all night like that -- it's UNSEEMLY! Pinch (and life-threatening!) Stern Smile

Glad to have you here! Smile

Edited by Peter

"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.

Ah! It seems that the peace has returned on the forums again, and everybody is busy making no sense at all, just like old times!

@ Reed Lover and Peter

I love ye guys!

James Lee wrote:

Peter couldn't wait to trot out that organ joke again!

Just remember- you know you're getting good on the organ when you can comfortably use both hands and feet on it at the same time!

Shocked Both hands & feet at the same time, eh James?

You must have extremely petite extremites, my self-pleasuring friend, considering the miniscule "playing field" your wife was recently complaining about to me.... Wink

Edited by Peter

"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.

Useful_Idiot wrote:

Welcome to the forum Vickie!

Any bets on how long until she divorces Jim for spending his free time talking to such freaks?

That'll be right after she logs on tomorrow, at this rate.... Evil Smile

Edited by Peter

"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.

Peter wrote:

James Lee wrote:

Peter couldn't wait to trot out that organ joke again!

Just remember- you know you're getting good on the organ when you can comfortably use both hands and feet on it at the same time!

Shocked Both hands & feet at the same time, eh James?

You must have extremely petite extremites, my self-pleasuring friend, considering the miniscule "playing field" your wife was recently complaining about to me.... Wink

....and so it begins....

Jon Lord 1941 - 2012

There's nothing like a solitary session pulling away at the old drawbars, eh?

Jon Lord 1941 - 2012

But smut is the glue that holds this forum together, without smut it would just fall apart

We Lost the Skyline............

^ Shocked Vicky-it is teatime! Angry

Wink