OO-ER! It’s the wife!
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Topic: OO-ER! It’s the wife!
Posted By: Jim Garten
Subject: OO-ER! It’s the wife!
Date Posted: April 15 2005 at 07:34
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It had to happen, I guess - after all the late nights getting my dear wifey-poo into the intricacies of prog rock & regaling her with tales of "Reed said this" and "Peter did that" on the Forum - she's only gone and bloody well joined!
I don't know about Maani's new rules & regulations, but here's one member who will be moderated to the full extent of the law (and possibly beyond...  ) - I shall have to be careful, methinks.
Good heavens - is this the first husband & wife team on the forum? ------------- 
Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
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Posted By: tuxon
Date Posted: April 15 2005 at 07:47
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Wait till your girlfriend finds out you have a wife. Then the sh*t will surely hit the prog-fan ------------- I'm always almost unlucky _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Id5ZcnjXSZaSMFMC Id5LM2q2jfqz3YxT |
Posted By: Radioactive Toy
Date Posted: April 15 2005 at 08:20
that sight will probably be marvelous! (the 2nd line..) -------------  
Reed's failed joke counter: ||||| R.I.P. You could have reached infinity.... |
tuxon wrote:Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: April 15 2005 at 08:39
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Er -- what I mean ter say is... Ah... Bloody 'ell -- WELCOME!
You have my deepest sympathy, my dear.... ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Hmmm... talking to her about Reed and I gets her "hot," huh?
Watch it, Jiminy! Next thing you know, she'll be moving in with you, sharing your bed, and it won't be long before we hear the pitter-patter of tiny fingers on the keyboard....
Mrs. Jim: 'Ello, me lovely! Any wife of Jim's is a wife of m...
Posted By: James Lee
Date Posted: April 15 2005 at 11:30
Mrs. Garten seems quite funny and smart...this forum is no place for someone like that.  ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/sollipsist/?chartstyle=kaonashi"> 
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Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: April 15 2005 at 12:58
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She can't be too bright, if she married ol' Dancin' Prancin' Garten!
------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: Joren
Date Posted: April 15 2005 at 13:46
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So what's her username? Or does she use your name, Jim? Whatever the case may be: WELCOME! |
Blimey! 
Posted By: Easy Livin
Date Posted: April 15 2005 at 14:41
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Yeah Jim, what's Mrs Garten's user name then? We'd like to give her a big welcome! |
Posted By: Reed Lover
Date Posted: April 15 2005 at 17:35
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OMG- not another hippie?????!!!!! I'm not discussing dolphins,eskimos or tree-hugging and that's final I've just checked up the new members list and am intrigued: Go on MRS G,reveal yourself to us! Oh and welcome.
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Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: April 17 2005 at 03:51
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She made a reply the other night... I just can't remember where I saw that at.... Darn! ------------- THIS IS ELP 
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Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: April 17 2005 at 10:29
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Hmmm... the ominous silence from the Garten camp continues....
Ach, whimsy, we hardly knew ye.... ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: James Lee
Date Posted: April 17 2005 at 12:17
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The Gartens are alive and well, I expect...but maybe too involved in a little electronics project to reply? ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/sollipsist/?chartstyle=kaonashi">
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Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: April 19 2005 at 03:12
Many a true word spoken in jest - we were in deepest darkest Somerset (West of England to you non-brits out there) for most of the week, helping friends set up for a major psy-trance party in Bristol - and oh, my word, did it kick bottom when it happened! Only got back late last night, & not absolutely sure fully recovered from the night's revels  
Many thanks for the good wishes, I'm sure you'll be seeing more of my beloved in the forums - but whether she'll become as sadly addicted as myself remains to be seen... -------------
Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: April 19 2005 at 03:19
Quick hint, E.L. - look under 'V' in the members list... -------------
Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
Posted By: Radioactive Toy
Date Posted: April 19 2005 at 03:34
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Vicky Garten... how loveley! -------------
Reed's failed joke counter: ||||| R.I.P. You could have reached infinity.... |
Posted By: Vicky Garten
Date Posted: April 19 2005 at 13:10
I am a hippie - well sort of but I don't do dolphins, eskimos or tree hugging - Frogs- thats a different matter By the way I find it hard to understand people who have no love of music & just look blank when you mention Prog Rock. Its also very good for girls at prog events as there is no q for the ladies loos ------------- Confusion will be my epitaph |
Posted By: Vicky Garten
Date Posted: April 19 2005 at 13:13
Hi Peter - I know what you mean to say !!! - as for the patter of tiny fingers on they keyboard as I talked him into getting the Hammond I had better learn to play it ------------- Confusion will be my epitaph |
Posted By: Hangedman
Date Posted: April 19 2005 at 14:00
From i suppose the closest thing to a modern hippy, its inuit, eskimo is a racist slur now |
Posted By: Vicky Garten
Date Posted: April 19 2005 at 14:10
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I had not thought of it that way - I see eskimo as a compliment as the best Psy Trance DJ I know ( my other self on Psy trance forums is "Fluffy Dendrobate") goes under that name. Sorry if I have upset anyone. ------------- Confusion will be my epitaph |
Posted By: Hangedman
Date Posted: April 19 2005 at 15:24
Im just kidding, but its actually true, |
. Eskimo is a native american word for raw fish eater, im pretty sure you didnt mean anything im just pointing it out to be irritating.Posted By: James Lee
Date Posted: April 19 2005 at 17:35
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I doubt anyone was truly offended...except maybe the fish. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/sollipsist/?chartstyle=kaonashi">
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Posted By: Reed Lover
Date Posted: April 19 2005 at 17:37
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I must be losing my touch. -------------
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Posted By: James Lee
Date Posted: April 19 2005 at 17:45
Maybe the "failed joke counter" is getting to you. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/sollipsist/?chartstyle=kaonashi">
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Posted By: Reed Lover
Date Posted: April 19 2005 at 18:18
I'm gonna kill that boy if I ever catch hold of him! Imagine your partner putting notches on the headboard after every premature ejaculation (not that its ever-whoops )
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Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: April 19 2005 at 18:23
Hi Peter - I know what you mean to say !!! - as for the patter of tiny fingers on they keyboard as I talked him into getting the Hammond I had better learn to play it ************************************************************ ********* I'm not sure know if this jape will work in the U.K., but WTF: So, what is your secret then, Victoria ?
(No need to thank me, Jim me ol' son....) Sorry, Vicky! That (and the odd piece of wordy pontificating about prog) is about what you can expect from me. Hope you have a sense of humour! Wait -- you're married to jumpin' jivin' Jimmy G: of COURSE you have a sense of humour! (Doubt if your dad got the joke, though....) Ahhh, sure Jim knows I love him! Take care, me dear, and don't let the old puffing, panting wheezing geezer dance all night like that -- it's UNSEEMLY! Glad to have you here! ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
(and life-threatening!)
Posted By: James Lee
Date Posted: April 19 2005 at 21:06
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Peter couldn't wait to trot out that organ joke again! Just remember- you know you're getting good on the organ when you can comfortably use both hands and feet on it at the same time! ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/sollipsist/?chartstyle=kaonashi">
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Posted By: Joren
Date Posted: April 19 2005 at 21:07
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Ah! It seems that the peace has returned on the forums again, and everybody is busy making no sense at all, just like old times!
I love ye guys! |
Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: April 19 2005 at 21:26
Welcome aboard, Vickie. I hope you have fun here, but remember, I was the one who gave you the Big Head (Todd, that is.), not lil' Jim. 
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Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: April 20 2005 at 01:44
You must have extremely petite extremites, my self-pleasuring friend, considering the miniscule "playing field" your wife was recently complaining about to me.... ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: Bryan
Date Posted: April 20 2005 at 01:48
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Welcome to the forum Vickie! Any bets on how long until she divorces Jim for spending his free time talking to such freaks? |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: April 20 2005 at 01:54
------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: April 20 2005 at 03:04
I'm just at the both hands & one foot stage at the mo' (with the tip of my tongue sticking out occasionally)... However, I have a very gentle old man who comes round once a week to assist -------------
Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: April 20 2005 at 03:05
....and so it begins.... -------------
Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
Posted By: James Lee
Date Posted: April 20 2005 at 06:34
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Sadly enough, the only organ I play regularly is virtual. It IS a very versatile plug-in, though.
(no matter how much I reassure her, my wife is afraid to touch it! ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/sollipsist/?chartstyle=kaonashi">
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Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: April 20 2005 at 07:04
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There's nothing like a solitary session pulling away at the old drawbars, eh? -------------
Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
Posted By: Vicky Garten
Date Posted: April 20 2005 at 12:35
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Oh do behave you smutty lot ------------- Confusion will be my epitaph |
Posted By: Metropolis
Date Posted: April 20 2005 at 12:41
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But smut is the glue that holds this forum together, without smut it would just fall apart
------------- We Lost the Skyline............ 
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Posted By: Vicky Garten
Date Posted: April 20 2005 at 13:07
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its all good clean fun i am just waiting for Jim to play naked wearing a fright wig ! ------------- Confusion will be my epitaph |
Posted By: Reed Lover
Date Posted: April 20 2005 at 13:10
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Posted By: Vicky Garten
Date Posted: April 20 2005 at 13:13
SO ? ------------- Confusion will be my epitaph |
Posted By: Reed Lover
Date Posted: April 20 2005 at 13:20
Well,I dont need the mental picture of your Jim,naked and bewigged,playing with his organ when I'm just about to sit down to my Heinz Liver and Aardvark.Ill have to splash on lots of tabasco to cleanse away the thought.....
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Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: April 20 2005 at 15:40
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------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |