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    Posted: March 28 2012 at 20:33
Originally posted by Snow Dog Snow Dog wrote:

Originally posted by AnnaDanielle AnnaDanielle wrote:

"The eleventh pun always gets a laugh, even if no pun in ten did."

 

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Originally posted by AnnaDanielle AnnaDanielle wrote:

"The eleventh pun always gets a laugh, even if no pun in ten did."

 

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Originally posted by Snow Dog Snow Dog wrote:

Originally posted by CPicard CPicard wrote:

Yeeeeaaaaahhhhh... But these jokes are not exactly puns, are they?


Not even remotely.

I have a cartoon thread for those kind of things. Wink
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"The eleventh pun always gets a laugh, even if no pun in ten did."

"You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish."
To which is replied by yet another horrible pun... "That is so punny!"

"Can February March? No, but April May..."

Edited by AnnaDanielle - March 22 2012 at 18:11
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Here's one I made up for my daughter.  Especially apropos because her Kindergarten teacher's name is Mrs. Shrek (but spelled slightly differently):

What is Shrek's favorite dessert?
Frozen Ogrert


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I have a couple from my Dad

         Where did Robinson Crusoe go?   Out with Friday on a Saturday night

          They say that W.C. Fields had put on his tombstone  -"On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia"

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                  How many Newfies (Newfoundlanders)  does it take to change a light bulb?  Four-one to hold the bulb and three to turn the chair

                 How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?   Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

                   You know what they say about Hitler?      The fewer the better.

                   How did Prime Minister Trudeau get Canada into debt?   With True Dough


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Originally posted by The Truth The Truth wrote:



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The first time I listened to Van der Graaf Generator I got quite a shock.




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Do you know how i traveled across the Middle East so quickly?        I ran.

Where did the composer cook his pies?     In the beethoven.

What was the name of the classical music program that replaced a documentary on philosophy?
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A couple of Friday nights ago, i had a friend over and it was getting late, and he asked me "Doug, can you call for the bus?"   And i cupped my hands around my mouth and said "For the bus"

            Last night, it was late and he said to me, "Can you check for the buses?" So i got a piece of paper and wrote on it  "the buses" and put a check mark beside it and gave it to him.

                           i know this is odd humor, but we are all a bit crazy!LOL
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I relish the fact you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.

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Mahatma Gandhi walked around barefoot a lot, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, was deeply religious and, with his strange diet, he had bad breath. This made him a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.


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Originally posted by CPicard CPicard wrote:

Yeeeeaaaaahhhhh... But these jokes are not exactly puns, are they?


Not even remotely.
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Points: 1534 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 03 2012 at 04:36
Originally posted by AtomicCrimsonRush AtomicCrimsonRush wrote:


 
 

Ahhh! Great! LOL
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Did you hear about the hooker that joined the military?    She assumed a new position.

What do a prostitute and a ship both need?          A lot of seamen

             
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Points: 10841 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2012 at 03:24
Yeeeeaaaaahhhhh... But these jokes are not exactly puns, are they?
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Points: 14258 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 01 2012 at 23:46
Some weird humour here to enjoy.........




 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Secrets in the Seuss

 

Train your mind to re read

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 
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What did the Alaskan police say to the bank robbers?           Freeze!

       "Mom, i think i busted  the new computer."

              "Oh, no, son, what on earth did you do"

              "Well, i didn't mean it, but the Coffee Cup  holder broke off."
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