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Vompatti
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Topic: Help!!! Posted: October 05 2009 at 15:59 |
Please don't imagine pregnancies. We have enough trouble with the real ones.
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Luca Pacchiarini
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Posted: October 01 2009 at 18:14 |
does that solve imaginary pregnancy of my kitten too?
Edited by Luca Pacchiarini - October 01 2009 at 18:15
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JJLehto
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Posted: October 01 2009 at 18:12 |
Well that is unfortunate.
I recommend you sleep with seven virgins. It can give you virginity back and cure puff penis.
May not help the audio, but you know
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Luca Pacchiarini
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Posted: October 01 2009 at 18:09 |
I have no audio in this computer :(
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JJLehto
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Posted: October 01 2009 at 18:08 |
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Luca Pacchiarini
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Posted: October 01 2009 at 18:06 |
experts say
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JJLehto
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Posted: October 01 2009 at 18:05 |
ITT: Heterosexual life partners
100% totally not gay
*The scrubs song guy love just started playing in my head*
Edited by JJLehto - October 01 2009 at 18:06
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progkidjoel
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Posted: October 01 2009 at 18:02 |
Luca Pacchiarini wrote:
progkidjoel wrote:
Pretty homoerotic stuff in here. |
what? |
Not that there's anything wrong with that!
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Luca Pacchiarini
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Posted: October 01 2009 at 17:56 |
progkidjoel wrote:
Pretty homoerotic stuff in here. |
what?
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progkidjoel
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Posted: October 01 2009 at 17:50 |
Pretty homoerotic stuff in here.
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Luca Pacchiarini
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Posted: October 01 2009 at 17:46 |
Vompatti wrote:
No offence, but isn't crying together a bit . . . gay?
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Not with two bottles of Guinness
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Vompatti
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Posted: October 01 2009 at 17:25 |
No offence, but isn't crying together a bit . . . gay? Anyway, no beer. I only drink coffee and coke.
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Luca Pacchiarini
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Posted: October 01 2009 at 17:21 |
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^ So was I. I don't have a date with anyone. |
Let's cry together
btw do you have any beer Vompatti?
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Vompatti
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Posted: October 01 2009 at 17:10 |
^ So was I. I don't have a date with anyone.
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Luca Pacchiarini
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Posted: October 01 2009 at 17:04 |
yes of course I was only joking Vomp :)
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The Pessimist
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Posted: October 01 2009 at 16:14 |
Luca Pacchiarini wrote:
Vompatti wrote:
I have a big date tomorrow. |
have you inflated her yet? |
That is perhaps one of the funniest things I've ever seen on the Archives No offense Vompatti, but it would be just as funny if he said it to anyone
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Vompatti
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Posted: October 01 2009 at 14:29 |
Luca Pacchiarini wrote:
Vompatti wrote:
I have a big date tomorrow. |
have you inflated her yet? |
That was mean. Besides, I couldn't afford an inflatable doll even if I wanted one.
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Luca Pacchiarini
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Posted: October 01 2009 at 14:23 |
Vompatti wrote:
I have a big date tomorrow. |
have you inflated her yet?
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Vompatti
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Posted: October 01 2009 at 13:57 |
I think there's some kind of infection on my penis. It's kind of purple and smells like mold. I tried to sterilize it with a match but that didn't do any good. Please help, I have a big date tomorrow.
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Luca Pacchiarini
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Posted: October 01 2009 at 13:54 |
Is there any surgeon / nurse here?
Could anyone rearrange my liver to the solid mental grace?
please....it hurts
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