New Group To Be Added - No!

My favourite No! album is Curcumber (1978)

The track list is grrrrreat!

A

1. Future Wives
2. Pre-Noise
3. Kill the Whale *mentioned earlier, I seem to remember - a true killer track
4. The Atrical
5. Cheese, Ple-ease *especially the part where they sing "Spock is selling Edam for our generation"

and B

1. A-Drivin' BMW
2. Cous-Cous for Seven
3. Off Guard
4. On the Silencing of Free.com *telling a story about the importance of the freedom of the press...

marktheshark wrote: I disagree, Nose To The Fudge is a masterpiece. Especially the Grope Her Ass In Pain section. But it does get a bit sleepy during the I Get It Up And It Goes Down part.

bah, what do you know, anyway. Their best moment, and one of the best moments in prog history is the hit song off 90210 - Homer's Confidential Fart.

kickass topic, BTW

marktheshark wrote: I can't believe out of all the prog groups covered here that we have left out the group NO! Surely you all must remember them. Formed somewhere in the 20th century by lead singer Yawn Anderson and bassist Piss Squire. They recruited guitarist Robert Tripp, keyboard whiz Emerson Lakeman and drummer Carl White. Here's a listing of just some of the classic tracks they did to refresh your memory: Nose To The Fudge* Yours Is In My Face A Lime And A Turd Shark's Teeth In Ass The Endless Enema Boogey Man Spaceship Pooper In The Court Of Bart Simpson The King 21st Century Schitso Man Jeremy Bend Her Over The Revealing Science Of Bob (the Dylan tribute song from their masterpiece "Trails From The Pornographic Lotions")* That's all I can remember for now. Anybody that has any additional info on this landmark band, please contribute. We want to make this site the ultimate prog website. Thank you.

OK, enough of the stupid jokes!!!

Everyone knows all these albums are crap! NO! took a really long time to mature and all of these 70s albums are overlong, directionless, noodly tripe.

Now the period from 1983 to 1997 was NO!s golden era without any doubt.  The songs became much tighter and more focused, with the musicians finally learning some discpiline! Just feast your ears on the following:

1983: 90210

1987: Fig Demonstrator

1991: Confederacy

1994: Write

1997: Plug Your Ears

Now there's vintage NO! for you

Puke ???? 

 Good Pun eh?

Reallt I like the album Duke but just for a laugh I created Puke.

Velvetclown wrote: Book em Danbo !!!

Book em Danbo !!! 

Had to do a bit of haggling,but found the Vinyl of the album on E-Bay!

marktheshark wrote: I can't believe out of all the prog groups covered here that we have left out the group NO! Surely you all must remember them. Formed somewhere in the 20th century by lead singer Yawn Anderson and bassist Piss Squire. They recruited guitarist Robert Tripp, keyboard whiz Emerson Lakeman and drummer Carl White. Here's a listing of just some of the classic tracks they did to refresh your memory: Nose To The Fudge* Yours Is In My Face A Lime And A Turd Shark's Teeth In Ass The Endless Enema Boogey Man Spaceship Pooper In The Court Of The Tennis King 21st Century Schitso Man The Revealing Science Of Bob (the Dylan tribute song from their masterpiece "Trails From The Pornographic Lotions")* That's all I can remember for now. Anybody that has any additional info on this landmark band, please contribute. We want to make this site the ultimate prog website. Thank you.

Hahahahahah!!

This is so ridiculous! hahahahh!

Indeed it's the sort of thing that would be best followed by a comedic and utterly surreal description of how the band No! decided they wanted to record Trails from Pornographic Lotions in the middle of a forest but decided it was too tricky and decamped to a studio filled with cardboard cut-outs of barnyard animals and shrubberies to get the vibe right

or how their mad keyboard player was wont to fix optics to the underside of his Hammond organ and order Biyanis in the middle of the more tedious, decade-long sections of Trails and how he had three heart attacks by the age of 26 

or how the egomaniac singer insists on wheeling out a harp that looks in danger of being trodden on by a dwarf (perhaps the singer himself) during the mid-section of  "(Please, stay) Awake(n)"

of course those things would just be a Spinal Tarp-like step too far across the humour rubicon now wouldn't they.....

OH MY GOD And what about C_R_U_S_H ?
I love this band... It's a supergroup with Pamela Anderson as the frontwoman, Greg River as the technical jars player, Geddddy Leeee as the bassssist and Steve Howeareyou as the keeper of the 7 keys 
Some of their classic albums:

Heavy Horses and other love songs
Songs from the pagan vastlands
Lama
Going for the beer
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