New Group To Be Added - No!
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Topic: New Group To Be Added - No!
Posted By: marktheshark
Subject: New Group To Be Added - No!
Date Posted: May 03 2005 at 18:41
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I can't believe out of all the prog groups covered here that we have left out the group NO! Surely you all must remember them. Formed somewhere in the 20th century by lead singer Yawn Anderson and bassist Piss Squire. They recruited guitarist Robert Tripp, keyboard whiz Emerson Lakeman and drummer Carl White. Here's a listing of just some of the classic tracks they did to refresh your memory:
Nose To The Fudge* Yours Is In My Face A Lime And A Turd Shark's Teeth In Ass The Endless Enema Boogey Man Spaceship Pooper In The Court Of Bart Simpson The King 21st Century Schitso Man Jeremy Bend Her Over The Revealing Science Of Bob (the Dylan tribute song from their masterpiece "Trails From The Pornographic Lotions")* That's all I can remember for now. Anybody that has any additional info on this landmark band, please contribute. We want to make this site the ultimate prog website. Thank you. |
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Posted By: Tony
Date Posted: May 03 2005 at 18:53
You're weird.
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Posted By: alan_pfeifer
Date Posted: May 03 2005 at 19:21
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Posted By: Cygnus X-2
Date Posted: May 03 2005 at 19:23
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.........ok indeed............... ------------- 
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Posted By: Yanns
Date Posted: May 03 2005 at 19:38
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Hmmmm...... I gotta check them out.... |
Posted By: Aerosol Grey
Date Posted: May 03 2005 at 19:41
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Shark's Teeth In Ass is an awesome song
------------- Prog is the new punk, becuase kids who shop at Hot Topic don't know Bill Bruford is God. |
Posted By: NetsNJFan
Date Posted: May 03 2005 at 20:40
i cant decide if its funny or just plain strange 
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Posted By: Aaron
Date Posted: May 03 2005 at 20:41
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dont forget Kill the Whale, that song progs hard Aaron |
Posted By: maani
Date Posted: May 03 2005 at 20:51
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Mark: ROFLMAO! Peace. |
Posted By: Pale Fire
Date Posted: May 03 2005 at 21:36
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You seem human, yet, what do you here? -Alucard ------------- [IMG]http://eonbluepatient.com/images/fire.png"> |
Posted By: marktheshark
Date Posted: May 03 2005 at 21:46
I also forgot Jeremy Bend Her Over |
Aaron wrote:Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: May 03 2005 at 21:54
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No way, Main. U.G.H. was THE band... With Biff Buttfur, Allan Holdsthemayo, John Wettmyself and Eddie Jobsblow. Now THAT was a supergroup. They recorded the whole thing at Sucksyermoney Studio in Englushshirehampsfjord with Eddie Awfulick at the mixing board. I believe Alan Parsnips was engineering after completing Punk Fraud's "Blank Side of the Bunghole" to Hugh's acclaim! If I remember right the track listing looked something like this: 1. In the Butt of Mike Of course, Biff and Al moved on, but Tory Bunzio stepped in and they re-grouped for the Dodgy Monkey album, a big tour and Live album, "Life After Wife" that stole millions from childrens piggy banks. Yeah, Mark, those were the days. |
Posted By: marktheshark
Date Posted: May 03 2005 at 22:20
You gotta like that one song they did later, Ceaser's Phalice Blues. |
Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: May 03 2005 at 22:29
Yeah, that was better then "Munchin' the Poo." That song always turned my stomache.
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Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: May 03 2005 at 22:32
Ha! ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Um, I thought it was "Squeeze Your Phallus Blue." 
Posted By: Ben2112
Date Posted: May 03 2005 at 23:03
 Funny stuff!
This thread might send lostrom into a convulsion. 
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Posted By: marktheshark
Date Posted: May 03 2005 at 23:20
That's right, my mistake. Hey do you all remember that one obscur group from a while back Genocide. Their best lineup had singer Peter Gagnsqueel, drummer Tom Collins, bassist Michael Driveaford, guitarist Heeven Hackett and keyboardist Boney Shanks. I remember their best album was The Hand Slides Down The Hardway. I can't "off hand" remember any of their songs, maybe you guys can refresh my memory. |
Posted By: marktheshark
Date Posted: May 03 2005 at 23:45
Sorry guys. My memory isn't what it used to be. I made some corrections highlighted by asterisk on some of the track listings NO! had. What can I say, I'm a bad progger! Please excuse it. |
Posted By: PROGMAN
Date Posted: May 04 2005 at 04:42
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Very funny I done some funny puns as we are on the Subject: GENESIS (Later Pop Years) 1980 Puke 1981 Abatripe 1986 The Invisible Punch (to the ear) 1991 We Can't Play 1997 Falling all Creations
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Posted By: Pablo_P
Date Posted: May 04 2005 at 05:18
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OH MY GOD And what about C_R_U_S_H ? I love this band... It's a supergroup with Pamela Anderson as the frontwoman , Greg River as the technical jars player, Geddddy Leeee as the bassssist and Steve Howeareyou as the keeper of the 7 keys Some of their classic albums: Heavy Horses and other love songs Songs from the pagan vastlands Lama Going for the beer 0110 ------------- Pablo P. |
Posted By: PROGMAN
Date Posted: May 04 2005 at 05:40
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LINE UP SOUNDS RUBBISH TOO ------------- CYMRU AM BYTH
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Posted By: arcer
Date Posted: May 04 2005 at 11:26
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Hahahahahah!! This is so ridiculous! hahahahh! Indeed it's the sort of thing that would be best followed by a comedic and utterly surreal description of how the band No! decided they wanted to record Trails from Pornographic Lotions in the middle of a forest but decided it was too tricky and decamped to a studio filled with cardboard cut-outs of barnyard animals and shrubberies to get the vibe right or how their mad keyboard player was wont to fix optics to the underside of his Hammond organ and order Biyanis in the middle of the more tedious, decade-long sections of Trails and how he had three heart attacks by the age of 26 or how the egomaniac singer insists on wheeling out a harp that looks in danger of being trodden on by a dwarf (perhaps the singer himself) during the mid-section of "(Please, stay) Awake(n)" of course those things would just be a Spinal Tarp-like step too far across the humour rubicon now wouldn't they.....
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Posted By: richardh
Date Posted: May 04 2005 at 18:16
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''The Revealing Science Of Bob''
Keyboard player 'Piss Wakeman' indeed |
Posted By: Reed Lover
Date Posted: May 04 2005 at 18:42
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Had to do a bit of haggling,but found the Vinyl of the album on E-Bay!
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Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: May 04 2005 at 18:55
| Meanwhile in Canterbury, Spew Hooper, Hasty Pudding and Rupert Wynot begin work on their piece of resistence, "Turd," said by some to be the beginning of the Jizz-Crack movement. |
Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: May 04 2005 at 18:58
Book em Danbo !!! 
------------- Billy Connolly Dream Theater Terry Gilliam Hagen Quartet Jethro Tull Mike Keneally |
Posted By: marktheshark
Date Posted: May 04 2005 at 19:28
Great. Haven't heard this one in long time. I favorite cut is Siberian Crap Shoot. "Even Siberia has it's own casino. Roll out the dice....." How 'bout some mp3s? |
Posted By: Pale Fire
Date Posted: May 04 2005 at 20:03
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Posted By: Pablo_P
Date Posted: May 05 2005 at 04:41
My favourite is "And they and you and we and he and she and you and I"
------------- Pablo P. |
Posted By: PROGMAN
Date Posted: May 05 2005 at 05:15
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Reallt I like the album Duke but just for a laugh I created Puke. ------------- CYMRU AM BYTH
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Posted By: Reed Lover
Date Posted: May 05 2005 at 05:16
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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: May 05 2005 at 07:22
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Puke ????
------------- Billy Connolly Dream Theater Terry Gilliam Hagen Quartet Jethro Tull Mike Keneally |
Posted By: PROGMAN
Date Posted: May 05 2005 at 08:17
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Rhymes with Duke! ------------- CYMRU AM BYTH
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Posted By: Manunkind
Date Posted: May 07 2005 at 16:54
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OK, enough of the stupid jokes Everyone knows all these albums are crap! NO! took a really long time to mature and all of these 70s albums are overlong, directionless, noodly tripe Now the period from 1983 to 1997 was NO!s golden era without any doubt 1983: 90210 1987: Fig Demonstrator 1991: Confederacy 1994: Write 1997: Plug Your Ears Now there's vintage NO! for you ------------- "In war there is no time to teach or learn Zen. Carry a strong stick. Bash your attackers." - Zen Master Ikkyu Sojun |
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Posted By: marktheshark
Date Posted: May 07 2005 at 18:09
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I disagree, Nose To The Fudge is a masterpiece. Especially the Grope Her Ass In Pain section. But it does get a bit sleepy during the I Get It Up And It Goes Down part.
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Posted By: Manunkind
Date Posted: May 08 2005 at 08:52
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bah, what do you know, anyway kickass topic, BTW ------------- "In war there is no time to teach or learn Zen. Carry a strong stick. Bash your attackers." - Zen Master Ikkyu Sojun |
. Their best moment, and one of the best moments in prog history is the hit song off 90210 - Homer's Confidential FartPosted By: PROGMAN
Date Posted: May 12 2005 at 08:29
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1994 Fork 1991 Pigeon 1987 Wig Generator 1983 9012cry all masterpieces from the band MAYBE! featured: Gong Anderson Wizz Squire Drip Fakeman Alan Pint and Steve Cowe Joking Yes is a Good Band! ------------- CYMRU AM BYTH
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Posted By: Beau Heem
Date Posted: May 12 2005 at 10:12
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My favourite No! album is Curcumber (1978) The track list is grrrrreat! A 1. Future Wives 2. Pre-Noise 3. Kill the Whale *mentioned earlier, I seem to remember - a true killer track 4. The Atrical 5. Cheese, Ple-ease *especially the part where they sing "Spock is selling Edam for our generation" and B 1. A-Drivin' BMW 2. Cous-Cous for Seven 3. Off Guard 4. On the Silencing of Free.com *telling a story about the importance of the freedom of the press... ------------- --No enemy but time-- |