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chopper
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Topic: Best Goat...Ever. Posted: April 22 2009 at 16:15 |
'kin hell, that is one huge goat Mr Godfrey. Respect.
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Tinyfish
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Posted: April 21 2009 at 10:42 |
Goats are what made the human race great Mr Chopper sir. They love us and we love them. See how this giant goat at
the Getty Centre fearlessly guards a puny human from all and sundry.
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chopper
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Posted: April 21 2009 at 10:06 |
Can we expect the next Tinyfish album to be "The Secret Life of Goats"?
I am now very worried for the mental health of Mr Godfrey.
And Mr Garten Edited by chopper - April 21 2009 at 10:14 |
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Tinyfish
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Posted: April 21 2009 at 09:38 |
Those b*stards in the Milk Based Pudding Sauce Alliance. We've not forgotten their hand in the current global economic credit crisis! |
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Jim Garten
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Posted: April 21 2009 at 07:37 |
... or not, as the case may be.
++++++++++++++++++ One of the French greats now: Alphonse De Mendes was originally born a Walloon, but emigrated south following his involvement in the Franco/Belgian custard war of 1977. Since taking French nationality in 1986 he has devoted his life to meditation, reiki, transendental levitation and the formation of the Milk Based Pudding Sauce Alliance. He is not on Facebook. |
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The Pessimist
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Posted: April 19 2009 at 13:12 |
Oh man, this thread kicks arse... I'll be joining in the banter in a sec...
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ClemofNazareth
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Posted: April 19 2009 at 09:26 |
Artimus “Clem” Tyas is a semi-retired banjo maker from Monkey’s Eyebrow, Kentucky. He enjoys riding the rails of the Southwestern United States chronicling life among the sharecroppersand immigrant population. He has been arrested twenty-seven times for performing acts of civil disobedience against border patrol agents and other mean people. He once organized an effort to dismantle portions of the wall across Brownsville, Texas and reassemble the boards into makeshift housing. Local officials razed the homes after their attempts to assess property taxes on the structures failed. His most cherished memory is sharing a night in jail in Tuscaloosa Alabama in 1957 with several other civil rights protestors, singing “We Shall Overcome” by the neon light of the Crow Bar Tavern sign that shown through the steel bars of the cell window. Favorite singer: Arlo Guthrie Favorite quote: “Do you know the difference between education and experience? Education is when you read the fine print; experience is what you get when you don't.” (Pete Seeger) |
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: April 19 2009 at 08:24 |
Mr and Mrs. Erg know how to have a lot of fun at the weekends. Mr. Erg also has impeccable taste in shirts. Any one for lunch? |
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Man Erg
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Posted: April 19 2009 at 08:05 |
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Goats Head Dupe? Sorry....I'll get my goat |
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Do 'The Stanley' otherwise I'll thrash you with some rhubarb. |
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Tinyfish
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Posted: April 18 2009 at 16:26 |
Is that two goats or one goat with two heads? |
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Man Erg
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Posted: April 17 2009 at 11:23 |
Martina and Michael celebrate winning the North East England Mick Jagger Mixed doubles preliminary at Goatshead in 2007. They eventually went on to finish third or fourth. |
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Do 'The Stanley' otherwise I'll thrash you with some rhubarb. |
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rushfan4
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Posted: April 17 2009 at 11:14 |
I don't know about best goat ever, but this one probably holds the title as the worse goat ever:
This being the goat behind the famed Chicago Cubs "Billy Goat curse:.
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Jim Garten
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Posted: April 17 2009 at 11:10 |
Do you know, I'd forgotten that?
She was originally inspired by her cousins, who used to tour the country and western nights in Bolton under the stage name "The Great Stupendo and Hilda": |
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Tinyfish
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Posted: April 17 2009 at 11:02 |
Did you know that Mrs Clum is an exotic dancer?
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Jim Garten
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Posted: April 17 2009 at 10:54 |
As did Mr Clum after an encounter with a short sighted rugby player |
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Tinyfish
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Posted: April 17 2009 at 10:49 |
Ah I stand corrected. Forgive me.
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Jim Garten
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Posted: April 17 2009 at 10:41 |
No no - you're thinking of Mr Clom who won that particular honour in 1896:
Easy mistake to make - there are so many Canadian goat pipe competitions now, it's hard to keep up |
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The Doctor
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Posted: April 17 2009 at 10:39 |
Why yes it is.
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I can understand your anger at me, but what did the horse I rode in on ever do to you?
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Tinyfish
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Posted: April 17 2009 at 10:36 |
Is this the same Mr Clum who won Canadian Pipe Smoker Of The Year 1986?
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The Doctor
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Posted: April 17 2009 at 10:29 |
A rare photograph of Mr. Clum. He has been on Earth now since 1908 when his ship crash landed in Tunguska. He is well-travelled and his hobbies include crop circles and cattle mutilation. He currently works as an investment banker.
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I can understand your anger at me, but what did the horse I rode in on ever do to you?
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