Best Goat...Ever.
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Topic: Best Goat...Ever.
Posted By: Tinyfish
Subject: Best Goat...Ever.
Date Posted: April 17 2009 at 09:39
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Here are a section of some of the best goats I've ever seen: This is Dupree. He is a South African common goat and his hobbies include running, sleeping, chewing and farting. Durpee is head of Economics at Southfields University, South London.  Sweet Georgia works in Logistics and Supply for a reputable firm of Investment bankers. She is married with two kids.  Dupree 2 has just returned from a 3 month Frisbee exhibition tour of the Balkans. A fan of baseball and Suduko, Dupree 2 is colour blind and is the founding director of the Flat Earth Society.  King Midas was sadly born with a growth hormone imbalance is currently 380ft tall. Midas enjoys good food and his favourite band is Simply Red  And finally we have Julian Bedwetter. Julian is most famous for inventing grass but now shuns the celebrity spotlight after accidentially decapitating Julian Lennon with a shovel.  ------------- Tinyfish http://www.tinyfish.org - Tinyfish Homepage |
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Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: April 17 2009 at 09:48
| When has goat porn ever been allowed on here? |
Posted By: Tinyfish
Date Posted: April 17 2009 at 10:08
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All the goats are over 18 (in goat years) and have signed an affidavit
confirming that none of them were mistreated on the day and all the
martinis purchsed and consumed at the shoot were paid for using private
NOT public funds.
------------- Tinyfish http://www.tinyfish.org - Tinyfish Homepage |
Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: April 17 2009 at 10:14
A rare photo here of Artimus Ferencz whose hobbies include stamp collecting, fine wines, chess and synchronised swimming:
Regretably, owing to a bizarre mud accident in his childhood, he now has a marked allergy to the ground. ------------- 
Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: April 17 2009 at 10:18
hmmm... why does the phrase mucking about in fountains come to mind?  ------------- What? |
Posted By: Tinyfish
Date Posted: April 17 2009 at 10:21
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Ah you pulled out the big guns first didn't you Mr G? I'm not sure I
can top Artimus in the super goat stakes although it's sad to see that
his little hooves still haven't terra firma yet. Ground allergies are a menace for all goatkind. We must do something to help these poor creatures. ------------- Tinyfish http://www.tinyfish.org - Tinyfish Homepage |
Posted By: The Doctor
Date Posted: April 17 2009 at 10:29
A rare photograph of Mr. Clum. He has been on Earth now since 1908 when his ship crash landed in Tunguska. He is well-travelled and his hobbies include crop circles and cattle mutilation. He currently works as an investment banker. ------------- I can understand your anger at me, but what did the horse I rode in on ever do to you? |
Posted By: Tinyfish
Date Posted: April 17 2009 at 10:36
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Is this the same Mr Clum who won Canadian Pipe Smoker Of The Year 1986?
------------- Tinyfish http://www.tinyfish.org - Tinyfish Homepage |
Posted By: The Doctor
Date Posted: April 17 2009 at 10:39
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Why yes it is. ------------- I can understand your anger at me, but what did the horse I rode in on ever do to you? |
Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: April 17 2009 at 10:41
No no - you're thinking of Mr Clom who won that particular honour in 1896:
Easy mistake to make - there are so many Canadian goat pipe competitions now, it's hard to keep up  -------------
Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
Posted By: Tinyfish
Date Posted: April 17 2009 at 10:49
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Ah I stand corrected. Forgive me.
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Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: April 17 2009 at 10:54
As did Mr Clum after an encounter with a short sighted rugby player  -------------
Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
Tinyfish wrote:Posted By: Tinyfish
Date Posted: April 17 2009 at 11:02
Did you know that Mrs Clum is an exotic dancer? ------------- Tinyfish http://www.tinyfish.org - Tinyfish Homepage |
Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: April 17 2009 at 11:10
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Do you know, I'd forgotten that?
She was originally inspired by her cousins, who used to tour the country and western nights in Bolton under the stage name "The Great Stupendo and Hilda":  -------------
Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: April 17 2009 at 11:14
I don't know about best goat ever, but this one probably holds the title as the worse goat ever:
 This being the goat behind the famed Chicago Cubs "Billy Goat curse:. ------------- 
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Posted By: Man Erg
Date Posted: April 17 2009 at 11:23
Martina and Michael celebrate winning the North East England Mick Jagger Mixed doubles preliminary at Goatshead in 2007. They eventually went on to finish third or fourth. ------------- 
Do 'The Stanley' otherwise I'll thrash you with some rhubarb. |
Posted By: Tinyfish
Date Posted: April 18 2009 at 16:26
Is that two goats or one goat with two heads? ------------- Tinyfish http://www.tinyfish.org - Tinyfish Homepage |
Posted By: Man Erg
Date Posted: April 19 2009 at 08:05
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^
Goats Head Dupe? Sorry....I'll get my goat -------------
Do 'The Stanley' otherwise I'll thrash you with some rhubarb. |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: April 19 2009 at 08:24
 Mr and Mrs. Erg know how to have a lot of fun at the weekends. Mr. Erg also has impeccable taste in shirts. Any one for lunch? -------------   
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Posted By: ClemofNazareth
Date Posted: April 19 2009 at 09:26
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Artimus “Clem” Tyas is a semi-retired banjo maker from Monkey’s Eyebrow, Kentucky. He enjoys riding the rails of the Southwestern United States chronicling life among the sharecroppersand immigrant population. He has been arrested twenty-seven times for performing acts of civil disobedience against border patrol agents and other mean people. He once organized an effort to dismantle portions of the wall across Brownsville, Texas and reassemble the boards into makeshift housing. Local officials razed the homes after their attempts to assess property taxes on the structures failed.
His most cherished memory is sharing a night in jail in Tuscaloosa Alabama in 1957 with several other civil rights protestors, singing “We Shall Overcome” by the neon light of the Crow Bar Tavern sign that shown through the steel bars of the cell window. Favorite singer: Arlo Guthrie Favorite quote: “Do you know the difference between education and experience? Education is when you read the fine print; experience is what you get when you don't.” (Pete Seeger) ------------- "Peace is the only battle worth waging." Albert Camus |
Posted By: The Pessimist
Date Posted: April 19 2009 at 13:12
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Oh man, this thread kicks arse... I'll be joining in the banter in a sec...
------------- "Market value is irrelevant to intrinsic value." Arnold Schoenberg |
Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: April 21 2009 at 07:37
... or not, as the case may be.
++++++++++++++++++ One of the French greats now: 
Alphonse De Mendes was originally born a Walloon, but emigrated south following his involvement in the Franco/Belgian custard war of 1977. Since taking French nationality in 1986 he has devoted his life to meditation, reiki, transendental levitation and the formation of the Milk Based Pudding Sauce Alliance. He is not on Facebook. -------------
Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
Posted By: Tinyfish
Date Posted: April 21 2009 at 09:38
Those b*stards in the Milk Based Pudding Sauce Alliance. We've not forgotten their hand in the current global economic credit crisis!  ------------- Tinyfish http://www.tinyfish.org - Tinyfish Homepage |
Posted By: chopper
Date Posted: April 21 2009 at 10:06
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Can we expect the next Tinyfish album to be "The Secret Life of Goats"?
I am now very worried for the mental health of Mr Godfrey.
And Mr Garten
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Posted By: Tinyfish
Date Posted: April 21 2009 at 10:42
Goats are what made the human race great Mr Chopper sir. They love us and we love them. See how this giant goat at
the Getty Centre fearlessly guards a puny human from all and sundry. ------------- Tinyfish http://www.tinyfish.org - Tinyfish Homepage |
Posted By: chopper
Date Posted: April 22 2009 at 16:15
| 'kin hell, that is one huge goat Mr Godfrey. Respect. |