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Tapfret
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Topic: To be honest do you know what you're looking for? Posted: February 04 2009 at 01:54 |
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Vompatti
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Posted: February 04 2009 at 01:48 |
TheCaptain wrote:
Vompatti wrote:
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Are you looking for The Hoff or freedom?
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The Hoff is freedom.
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TheCaptain
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Posted: February 03 2009 at 18:31 |
Vompatti wrote:
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Are you looking for The Hoff or freedom?
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Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal.
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Slartibartfast
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Posted: February 03 2009 at 10:20 |
Vompatti wrote:
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The freedom to eat burgers sloppy drunk, yeah baby!
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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TealFoxes
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Posted: February 03 2009 at 10:12 |
Research astrology & get back to me if you have any questions
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Vompatti
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Posted: February 03 2009 at 02:31 |
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el böthy
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Posted: February 02 2009 at 20:09 |
I don´t know, but I´ll tell you once I find it
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"You want me to play what, Robert?"
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Eerichtho
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Posted: February 02 2009 at 09:06 |
The meaning of life...oh, bbffrrghh...Abstract tears to the ground/Soft years of melancholy/A draft of inner advice/To welcome the strangers neighbor/A vast, swift talk of romance and despair/A bellboy's journey through the eight limbs of Yoga
Yes. I'm Arriving Somewhere and I don't know where that is.
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Eerichtho
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Posted: February 02 2009 at 08:57 |
Henry Plainview wrote:
[QUOTE=HughesJB4]Why is this in the prog polls section? I know you tried to explain why, but still, but I don't get why it's in the prog poll section.
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That too.
If more people here are not wandering through the abyss it is because the population here skews much higher than the average punk/whatever forum. [/QUOTE] Quite right, quite right...
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TheCaptain
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Posted: February 02 2009 at 08:03 |
Did they really have to say then that they were going to eat her? If he went with cremation, they could have kept the body and, as they suggested, just give the guy some random ashes.
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Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal.
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Slartibartfast
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Posted: February 02 2009 at 06:51 |
Man: (entering a shop) Um, excuse me, is this the
undertaker's?
Undertaker: Yup, that's right, what can I do for you, squire?
Man: Um, well, I wonder if you can help me. My mother has
just died and I'm not quite sure what I should do.
Undertaker: Ah, well, we can 'elp you. We deal with stiffs.
Man: (aghast) Stiffs?
Undertaker: Yea. Now there's three things we can do with your
mum. We can bury her, burn her, or dump her.
Man: Dump her?
Undertaker: Dump her in the Thames.
Man: (still aghast) What?
Undertaker: Oh, did you like her?
Man: Yes!
Undertaker: Oh well, we won't dump her, then. Well, what do
you think: burn her, or bury her?
Man: Um, well, um, which would you recommend?
Undertaker: Well they're both nasty. If we burn her, she gets
stuffed in the flames, crackle, crackle, crackle, which is a bit of
a shock if she's not quite dead. But quick. And then you get a box of
ashes, which you can pretend are hers.
Man: (timidly) Oh.
Undertaker: Or, if you don't wanna fry her, you can bury her.
And then she'll get eaten up by maggots and weevils, nibble, nibble,
nibble, which isn't so hot if, as I said, she's not quite dead.
Man: I see. Um. Well, I.. I.. I.. I'm not very sure. She's
definitely dead.
Undertaker: Where is she?
Man: In the sack.
Undertaker: Let's 'ave a look.
(FX: rustle of bag opening)
Undertaker: Umm, she looks quite young.
Man: Yes, she was.
Undertaker: (over his shoulder) FRED!
Fred: (offstage) Yea!
Undertaker: I THINK WE'VE GOT AN EATER!
Fred: I'll get the oven on! Man: Um, er...excuse me, um, are you... are you suggesting
we should eat my mother?
(pause)
Undertaker: Yeah. Not raw, not raw. We cook her. She'd be
delicious with a few french fries, a bit of stuffing. Delicious! (smacks
his lips)
Man: What! (he stammers)
(pause)
Man: Actually, I do feel a bit peckish - No! NO, I can't!
Undertaker: Look, we'll eat your mum. Then, if you feel a
bit guilty about it afterwards, we can dig a grave and you can throw
up into it.
Man: All right.
Edited by Slartibartfast - February 02 2009 at 06:53
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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Chris S
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Posted: February 01 2009 at 22:40 |
Sorry Captain!! I know...........it's called the Big Sleep......
8-9-8 now
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<font color=Brown>Music - The Sound Librarian
...As I venture through the slipstream, between the viaducts in your dreams...[/COLOR]
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Padraic
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Posted: February 01 2009 at 22:27 |
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TheCaptain
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Posted: February 01 2009 at 22:01 |
Both can be accomplished if necrophilia is part of the gameplan.
Also I voted I don't know so that the count would be 8-8-8.
Edited by TheCaptain - February 01 2009 at 22:01
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Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal.
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Slartibartfast
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Posted: February 01 2009 at 18:59 |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: February 01 2009 at 17:01 |
Not at all.
I'm 20...what I want seems to change quite often.
But it usually revolves around women.
I have no idea what I want to do in life. Yes, I do have a major picked out in college, but I would be perfectly happy doing something totally different with the rest of my life. In a way I'd like to be a jack of all trades. I hate that I have to narrow my professional focus down to one seemingly insignificant field. I feel like I'm missing so much.
Also, on the social side, I would like for there to be a social side. In a way, I'd like to have like 4 or 5 very close friends (and a girlfriend in there as well...) and just waste the days away with them. Of course, two years ago I wanted the exact opposite...going out to parties and meeting various peoples...but now...that doesn't seem to interest me. I'd still go if invited, but I have no interest to seek it out. And who knows, give it four years and see if I still want this or something different.
Music is easier. I love prog, jazz and related, and the avant-garde. I like many others types of music as well. Only problem here is time...too little too too much music.
I suppose the ultimate goal is to be able to live a happy life and not look back at things with regret (as I'm doing now, in a way at least). How to become happy is the key, and the answer will be what I want. But what that is is elusive to me at this point in time. Somethings are constant, such as music and a ladyfriend. But overall, there are many grey areas. Hopefully one day it will become clearer.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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The Pessimist
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Posted: February 01 2009 at 16:29 |
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"Market value is irrelevant to intrinsic value."
Arnold Schoenberg
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The Miracle
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Posted: February 01 2009 at 15:08 |
Well actually, Yes. I'm Arriving Somewhere and I know where that is. Here. And that's all there is to it. Everything else is just pathetic attempts to convince yourself otherwise, always failed and never admitted.
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Tapfret
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Posted: February 01 2009 at 13:54 |
Right now I am pushing 40 and hoping to find the reset button somewhere.
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Vompatti
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Posted: February 01 2009 at 13:23 |
I was looking for something funny to post here, but I didn't find anything.
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