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Poll Question: Does she creep you out?
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    Posted: February 04 2009 at 04:51
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I will keep her as my avatar til you tire of her, Vompatti.

That is my gift to you.

But how will you know when I tire of her (as if I ever will)?
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Originally posted by StyLaZyn StyLaZyn wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Originally posted by crimhead crimhead wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Originally posted by StyLaZyn StyLaZyn wrote:

Originally posted by The Whistler The Whistler wrote:

You know, I think she's hot, but in a creepy way. Kinda like Creedence Lenore Gielgud from Troll 2 (don't ask). So I guess the point is...I can't vote. But awaiting her arrival to the 'chives with baited teeth and all that. 

I won't ask. No way. Flo is the best! 

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I will keep her as my avatar til you tire of her, Vompatti.

That is my gift to you.

That is truly the greatest gift one can receive. Smile Hug Heart

Now hold on a sec...wouldn't Flo in person be the greatest gift? Wink

Oh, I think I'd be too shy to meet her in person. Embarrassed
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Unless you're a chick in which case you probably don't look forward to a visit from Aunt Flo...
Then there are those other times...


Edited by Slartibartfast - February 03 2009 at 14:11
Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Originally posted by crimhead crimhead wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Originally posted by StyLaZyn StyLaZyn wrote:

Originally posted by The Whistler The Whistler wrote:

You know, I think she's hot, but in a creepy way. Kinda like Creedence Lenore Gielgud from Troll 2 (don't ask). So I guess the point is...I can't vote. But awaiting her arrival to the 'chives with baited teeth and all that. 

I won't ask. No way. Flo is the best! 

Right on! Clap


I will keep her as my avatar til you tire of her, Vompatti.

That is my gift to you.

That is truly the greatest gift one can receive. Smile Hug Heart

Now hold on a sec...wouldn't Flo in person be the greatest gift? Wink
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Originally posted by crimhead crimhead wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Originally posted by StyLaZyn StyLaZyn wrote:

Originally posted by The Whistler The Whistler wrote:

You know, I think she's hot, but in a creepy way. Kinda like Creedence Lenore Gielgud from Troll 2 (don't ask). So I guess the point is...I can't vote. But awaiting her arrival to the 'chives with baited teeth and all that. 

I won't ask. No way. Flo is the best! 

Right on! Clap


I will keep her as my avatar til you tire of her, Vompatti.

That is my gift to you.

That is truly the greatest gift one can receive. Smile Hug Heart
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Originally posted by crimhead crimhead wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Originally posted by StyLaZyn StyLaZyn wrote:

Originally posted by The Whistler The Whistler wrote:

You know, I think she's hot, but in a creepy way. Kinda like Creedence Lenore Gielgud from Troll 2 (don't ask). So I guess the point is...I can't vote. But awaiting her arrival to the 'chives with baited teeth and all that. 

I won't ask. No way. Flo is the best! 

Right on! Clap


I will keep her as my avatar til you tire of her, Vompatti.

That is my gift to you.

And to me too, inadvertently. Big smile 

We should demand more new Progressive Insurance commercials!
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Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Originally posted by StyLaZyn StyLaZyn wrote:

Originally posted by The Whistler The Whistler wrote:

You know, I think she's hot, but in a creepy way. Kinda like Creedence Lenore Gielgud from Troll 2 (don't ask). So I guess the point is...I can't vote. But awaiting her arrival to the 'chives with baited teeth and all that. 

I won't ask. No way. Flo is the best! 

Right on! Clap


I will keep her as my avatar til you tire of her, Vompatti.

That is my gift to you.
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Originally posted by StyLaZyn StyLaZyn wrote:

Originally posted by The Whistler The Whistler wrote:

You know, I think she's hot, but in a creepy way. Kinda like Creedence Lenore Gielgud from Troll 2 (don't ask). So I guess the point is...I can't vote. But awaiting her arrival to the 'chives with baited teeth and all that. 

I won't ask. No way. Flo is the best! 

Right on! Clap
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Originally posted by The Whistler The Whistler wrote:

You know, I think she's hot, but in a creepy way. Kinda like Creedence Lenore Gielgud from Troll 2 (don't ask). So I guess the point is...I can't vote. But awaiting her arrival to the 'chives with baited teeth and all that. 

I won't ask. No way. Flo is the best! 
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^ Huh? Shocked Confused Dead
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You know, I think she's hot, but in a creepy way. Kinda like Creedence Lenore Gielgud from Troll 2 (don't ask). So I guess the point is...I can't vote. But awaiting her arrival to the 'chives with baited teeth and all that. 

Edited by The Whistler - February 02 2009 at 02:05
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Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Bump.

From Wikipedia:

Bumping old or inactive ("dead") threads is occasionally called "necroposting" or "thread necromancy", and the bumped posts referred to as "frankenposts". "Dead" threads that are reawakened are often called "thread necros". People who resurrect old threads are often called "threadomancers". LOL


Lmao. That's awesome. LOL
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Bump.

From Wikipedia:

Bumping old or inactive ("dead") threads is occasionally called "necroposting" or "thread necromancy", and the bumped posts referred to as "frankenposts". "Dead" threads that are reawakened are often called "thread necros". People who resurrect old threads are often called "threadomancers". LOL


Edited by Vompatti - February 01 2009 at 14:21
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Points: 67407 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 29 2009 at 07:22
Originally posted by StyLaZyn StyLaZyn wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Where are you,
progressive insurance chick?
Where does your immense smile
now decorate the atmosphere?
Whose bed do you sleep in tonight?
Are you wild and loud as they say,
or gentle and warm, like a panda
or the dying light of a summer day
on a lonely cliff somewhere
not far from the sea?

Do your lovely hands ever tire
of waving in the air,
insuring -
by their very mindlessness -
insuring.
Oh, progressive insurance chick,
the laughter of my heart,
where are you?

She's over at my place. I told her to ignore your posts. 

LOL

I know she will come to me eventually. We are meant for each other.
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When I got home there was no progressive auto insurance chick in my bed but it was crawling with British-accented lizards.

Allstate said my bed lizard infestation policy didn't cover that sort of thing as it is considered an act of Dog.


Edited by Slartibartfast - January 29 2009 at 15:09
Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Where are you,
progressive insurance chick?
Where does your immense smile
now decorate the atmosphere?
Whose bed do you sleep in tonight?
Are you wild and loud as they say,
or gentle and warm, like a panda
or the dying light of a summer day
on a lonely cliff somewhere
not far from the sea?

Do your lovely hands ever tire
of waving in the air,
insuring -
by their very mindlessness -
insuring.
Oh, progressive insurance chick,
the laughter of my heart,
where are you?

She's over at my place. I told her to ignore your posts. 

LOL
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Where are you,
progressive insurance chick?
Where does your immense smile
now decorate the atmosphere?
Whose bed do you sleep in tonight?
Are you wild and loud as they say,
or gentle and warm, like a panda
or the dying light of a summer day
on a lonely cliff somewhere
not far from the sea?

Do your lovely hands ever tire
of waving in the air,
insuring -
by their very mindlessness -
insuring.
Oh, progressive insurance chick,
the laughter of my heart,
where are you?
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Points: 4079 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 28 2009 at 16:27
Originally posted by Slartibartfast Slartibartfast wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Originally posted by crimhead crimhead wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Well, she's by no means a quiet one.


So she could be wild and loud in the bed then.  Wink

If that's true, why can't I hear her?


Warning, you are in the wrong bed, get out now!!!

OMG!!!! LOL
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Whose bed am I in anyway?
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