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Peter 
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 Topic: OO-ER! It’s the wife!
Posted: April 20 2005 at 15:40 |
 Jim Garten wrote:
I'm just at the both hands & one foot stage at the mo' (with the tip of my tongue sticking out occasionally)...
However, I have a very gentle old man who comes round once a week to assist  |
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 Say "hi" to Dick for me, would you? 
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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Reed Lover
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Posted: April 20 2005 at 13:20 |
Vicky Garten wrote:
Reed Lover wrote:
^Vicky-it is teatime!
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SO ?
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Well,I dont need the mental picture of your Jim,naked and bewigged,playing with his organ when I'm just about to sit down to my Heinz Liver and Aardvark.Ill have to splash on lots of tabasco to cleanse away the thought.....
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Vicky Garten
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Posted: April 20 2005 at 13:13 |
Reed Lover wrote:
^Vicky-it is teatime!
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SO ?
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Confusion will be my epitaph
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Reed Lover
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Posted: April 20 2005 at 13:10 |
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Vicky Garten
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Posted: April 20 2005 at 13:07 |
Metropolis wrote:
But smut is the glue that holds this forum together, without smut it would just fall apart |
its all good clean fun
i am just waiting for Jim to play naked wearing a fright wig !
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Confusion will be my epitaph
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Metropolis
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Posted: April 20 2005 at 12:41 |
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But smut is the glue that holds this forum together, without smut it would just fall apart
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We Lost the Skyline............
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Vicky Garten
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Posted: April 20 2005 at 12:35 |
Oh do behave you smutty lot
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Confusion will be my epitaph
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Jim Garten
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Posted: April 20 2005 at 07:04 |
There's nothing like a solitary session pulling away at the old drawbars, eh? 
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James Lee
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Posted: April 20 2005 at 06:34 |
Sadly enough, the only organ I play regularly is virtual. It IS a very versatile plug-in, though.
(no matter how much I reassure her, my wife is afraid to touch it! )
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Jim Garten
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Posted: April 20 2005 at 03:05 |
Peter wrote:
James Lee wrote:
Peter couldn't wait to trot out that organ joke again!
Just remember- you know you're getting good on the organ when you can comfortably use both hands and feet on it at the same time!
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 Both hands & feet at the same time, eh James?
You must have extremely petite extremites, my self-pleasuring friend, considering the miniscule "playing field" your wife was recently complaining about to me.... |
....and so it begins....
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Jim Garten
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Posted: April 20 2005 at 03:04 |
James Lee wrote:
Peter couldn't wait to trot out that organ joke again!
Just remember- you know you're getting good on the organ when you can comfortably use both hands and feet on it at the same time! |
I'm just at the both hands & one foot stage at the mo' (with the tip of my tongue sticking out occasionally)...
However, I have a very gentle old man who comes round once a week to assist
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Peter
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Posted: April 20 2005 at 01:54 |
Useful_Idiot wrote:
Welcome to the forum Vickie!
Any bets on how long until she divorces Jim for spending his free time talking to such freaks? 
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 That'll be right after she logs on tomorrow, at this rate.... 
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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Bryan
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Posted: April 20 2005 at 01:48 |
Welcome to the forum Vickie!
Any bets on how long until she divorces Jim for spending his free time talking to such freaks?
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Peter
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Posted: April 20 2005 at 01:44 |
James Lee wrote:
Peter couldn't wait to trot out that organ joke again!
Just remember- you know you're getting good on the organ when you can comfortably use both hands and feet on it at the same time!
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Both hands & feet at the same time, eh James?
You must have extremely petite extremites, my self-pleasuring friend, considering the miniscule "playing field" your wife was recently complaining about to me....
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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Dan Bobrowski
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Posted: April 19 2005 at 21:26 |
Welcome aboard, Vickie. I hope you have fun here, but remember, I was the one who gave you the Big Head (Todd, that is.), not lil' Jim. 
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Posted: April 19 2005 at 21:07 |
Ah! It seems that the peace has returned on the forums again, and everybody is busy making no sense at all, just like old times! 
 @ Reed Lover and Peter
I love ye guys! 
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James Lee
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Posted: April 19 2005 at 21:06 |
Peter couldn't wait to trot out that organ joke again!
Just remember- you know you're getting good on the organ when you can comfortably use both hands and feet on it at the same time!
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Peter
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Posted: April 19 2005 at 18:23 |
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Hi Peter - I know what you mean to say !!! - as for the patter of tiny fingers on they keyboard as I talked him into getting the Hammond I had better learn to play it 
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I'm not sure know if this jape will work in the U.K., but WTF: So, what is your secret then, Victoria ?
"had better learn?" How long have you two been hitched? You definitely should learn to "play" limber Jimber's organ.... 
(No need to thank me, Jim me ol' son....)
Sorry, Vicky! That (and the odd piece of wordy pontificating about prog) is about what you can expect from me. Hope you have a sense of humour! Wait -- you're married to jumpin' jivin' Jimmy G: of COURSE you have a sense of humour!
(Doubt if your dad got the joke, though....)
Ahhh, sure Jim knows I love him!
Take care, me dear, and don't let the old puffing, panting wheezing geezer dance all night like that -- it's UNSEEMLY! (and life-threatening!)
Glad to have you here!
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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Reed Lover
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Posted: April 19 2005 at 18:18 |
James Lee wrote:
Reed Lover wrote:
James Lee wrote:
I doubt anyone was truly offended...except maybe the fish. |
I must be losing my touch.
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Maybe the "failed joke counter" is getting to you.
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I'm gonna kill that boy if I ever catch hold of him!
It's so humiliating!
Imagine your partner putting notches on the headboard after every premature ejaculation (not that its ever-whoops )
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James Lee
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Posted: April 19 2005 at 17:45 |
Reed Lover wrote:
James Lee wrote:
I doubt anyone was truly offended...except maybe the fish. |
I must be losing my touch.
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Maybe the "failed joke counter" is getting to you.
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