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darksinger 
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Posted: March 13 2008 at 17:58 |
world war two pilots battle gangsters with the help of a laconic spaghetti western anti-hero....and a blonde with huge boobies!
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Dean
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Posted: March 13 2008 at 16:29 |
 BaldJean wrote:
cuncuna wrote:
A penis shaped meteor is in course of colition with planet earth. Cientist find out that the only way to prevent the disaster is to strike the meteor with Bruce Willis's penis, so he is sent
to space in a special starship that uses naked women as source of energy. The interior of the ship is covered
with naked women, in order to maximize temperature. When they reach the meteor, all the women start exploding because of a giant magnetic field. Earth scientist discover that it is possible to save the ones with
larger breast using Bruce Willi's penis to restore their stability. Then, Bruce Willis destroys the meteor using
his penis, in wich you can see an eagle and some stars tatooed. They return home safely, and as a reward,
he is allowed to keep the remaining women of the starship as furniture, and also he receives 10 new, younger and with larger breasts wifes. |
somehow I always knew that these are the fantasies going on in a male brain 
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Sounds like another botched Holywood remake of a classic film:
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BaldJean
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Posted: March 13 2008 at 11:11 |
cuncuna wrote:
A penis shaped meteor is in course of colition with planet earth. Cientist find out that the only way to prevent the disaster is to strike the meteor with Bruce Willis's penis, so he is sent
to space in a special starship that uses naked women as source of energy. The interior of the ship is covered
with naked women, in order to maximize temperature. When they reach the meteor, all the women start exploding because of a giant magnetic field. Earth scientist discover that it is possible to save the ones with
larger breast using Bruce Willi's penis to restore their stability. Then, Bruce Willis destroys the meteor using
his penis, in wich you can see an eagle and some stars tatooed. They return home safely, and as a reward,
he is allowed to keep the remaining women of the starship as furniture, and also he receives 10 new, younger and with larger breasts wifes. |
somehow I always knew that these are the fantasies going on in a male brain
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 A shot of me as High Priestess of Gaia during our fall festival. Ceterum censeo principiis obsta
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cuncuna
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Posted: March 13 2008 at 11:07 |
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A penis shaped meteor is in course of colition with planet earth. Cientist find out that the only way to prevent the disaster is to strike the meteor with Bruce Willis's penis, so he is sent
to space in a special starship that uses naked women as source of energy. The interior of the ship is covered
with naked women, in order to maximize temperature. When they reach the meteor, all the women start exploding because of a giant magnetic field. Earth scientist discover that it is possible to save the ones with
larger breast using Bruce Willi's penis to restore their stability. Then, Bruce Willis destroys the meteor using
his penis, in wich you can see an eagle and some stars tatooed. They return home safely, and as a reward,
he is allowed to keep the remaining women of the starship as furniture, and also he receives 10 new, younger and with larger breasts wifes.
Edited by cuncuna - March 13 2008 at 11:09
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¡Beware of the Bee!
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BaldJean
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Posted: March 13 2008 at 04:58 |
micky wrote:
Zappa88 wrote:
Okay here is a great movie plot:
Gary Busey plays a mild-mannered school teacher who injects himself with a bad batch of victory powder, giving him super-human abilities. Him and his new side-kick, the janitor played by Mr. T, team up to fight the injustices concerning oil prices. However, the Sheik of Saudi Arabia (Tom Cruise) learns of these heroes and bands together with his mortal enemy Matt Lauer to try and stop them.
Flawless. |
not bad.... a suggestion though... SEX!!!!!! want to get a movie made?.. have sex in it...
add Katie Couric to your stellar cast there.... she plays the hgh-priced 'good-girl' with a powerful oral fixation... who is trying to 'get ahead' to be elected over Busey to the local school board
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well Micky, sex just doesn't happen in Hollywood movies, you won't
even see a naked breast. according to Hollywood movies kids are made by
kissing (and of course no French kissing either). what's more,
according to how sex is discussed in general in the US society it seems
kids are REALLY made like this. another triumph for US-technology; no
other country could have come up with that
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A shot of me as High Priestess of Gaia during our fall festival. Ceterum censeo principiis obsta
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Dean
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Posted: March 13 2008 at 04:43 |
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mrcozdude
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Posted: March 13 2008 at 04:23 |
1800iareyay wrote:
A red-blooded (but not Commie red) American, played by Chuck Norris, teams up with a legendary martial artist (Steven Segal) in order to save a young teenager (played by Angelina Jolie, cause God forbid they cast someone young) from a deadly meteor storm controlled by evil robots.
Directed by Michael Bay.
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lol Michael Bay would so do that.
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Raff
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Posted: March 13 2008 at 03:41 |
micky wrote:
yes that it would .... but then again... it would be in the wrong thread... this is movies for men...
not those who still deal with acne and haven't even had to shave yet.. and to experience what it is like to wake up with a 6ft blond in your bed... and not having any idea how she got there
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Posted: March 12 2008 at 23:38 |
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micky
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Posted: March 12 2008 at 23:32 |
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The Pedro and Micky Experience - When one no longer requires psychotropics to trip
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bhikkhu
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Posted: March 12 2008 at 23:28 |
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Posted: March 12 2008 at 23:12 |
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The Pedro and Micky Experience - When one no longer requires psychotropics to trip
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bhikkhu
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Posted: March 12 2008 at 22:56 |
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Pretty good guys. Now work in Will Farrell, or Adam Sandler, and I think we have ourselves a movie.
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Posted: March 12 2008 at 22:22 |
I hate happy endings  ...... denied... rewrite it... and Couric gets used.... seduced... and abandoned by her sugar-daddy ..her path to the school board.... and gets a severe case of some STD to boot. Busey wins the spot... then gets run flat by a gaz-guzzling SUV. that is how to end a GUY movie.. not a damn chick flick...
Edited by micky - March 12 2008 at 22:23
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The Pedro and Micky Experience - When one no longer requires psychotropics to trip
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Chris H
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Posted: March 12 2008 at 22:18 |
micky wrote:
Zappa88 wrote:
Okay here is a great movie plot:
Gary Busey plays a mild-mannered school teacher who injects himself with a bad batch of victory powder, giving him super-human abilities. Him and his new side-kick, the janitor played by Mr. T, team up to fight the injustices concerning oil prices. However, the Sheik of Saudi Arabia (Tom Cruise) learns of these heroes and bands together with his mortal enemy Matt Lauer to try and stop them.
Flawless. |
not bad.... a suggestion though... SEX!!!!!! want to get a movie made?.. have sex in it...
add Katie Couric to your stellar cast there.... she plays the hgh-priced 'good-girl' with a powerful oral fixation... who is trying to 'get ahead' to be elected over Busey to the local school board
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And once Busey and Mr. T foil Cruise's plans (it turns out Matt Lauer didn't know anything about psychology after all!), Busey returns to the school where he and Couric put their differences aside and realize that they were meant to be, where they finally get down to business in the principal's office while a cliche Journey song plays over the PA. Roll credits to same Journey song.
Now it's flawless!
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Beauty will save the world.
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micky
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Posted: March 12 2008 at 22:11 |
Zappa88 wrote:
Okay here is a great movie plot:
Gary Busey plays a mild-mannered school teacher who injects himself with a bad batch of victory powder, giving him super-human abilities. Him and his new side-kick, the janitor played by Mr. T, team up to fight the injustices concerning oil prices. However, the Sheik of Saudi Arabia (Tom Cruise) learns of these heroes and bands together with his mortal enemy Matt Lauer to try and stop them.
Flawless. |
not bad.... a suggestion though... SEX!!!!!! want to get a movie made?.. have sex in it... add Katie Couric to your stellar cast there.... she plays the hgh-priced 'good-girl' with a powerful oral fixation... who is trying to 'get ahead' to be elected over Busey to the local school board
Edited by micky - March 12 2008 at 22:12
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The Pedro and Micky Experience - When one no longer requires psychotropics to trip
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cuncuna
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Posted: March 12 2008 at 22:05 |
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A one man army guy who uses a giant gun that shoots naked women wich explodes and duplicate the amount of blood of each kill.
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¡Beware of the Bee!
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Chris H
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Posted: March 12 2008 at 21:56 |
Okay here is a great movie plot:
Gary Busey plays a mild-mannered school teacher who injects himself with a bad batch of victory powder, giving him super-human abilities. Him and his new side-kick, the janitor played by Mr. T, team up to fight the injustices concerning oil prices. However, the Sheik of Saudi Arabia (Tom Cruise) learns of these heroes and bands together with his mortal enemy Matt Lauer to try and stop them.
Flawless.
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Beauty will save the world.
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1800iareyay
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Posted: March 12 2008 at 21:34 |
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A red-blooded (but not Commie red) American, played by Chuck Norris, teams up with a legendary martial artist (Steven Segal) in order to save a young teenager (played by Angelina Jolie, cause God forbid they cast someone young) from a deadly meteor storm controlled by evil robots.
Directed by Michael Bay.
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Gamemako
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Posted: March 12 2008 at 21:18 |
Team America: World Police?
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Hail Eris!
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The most blatantly "guy" topic for a movie
why not Jack Black while we are at it 
