The most blatantly "guy" topic for a movie
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Topic: The most blatantly "guy" topic for a movie
Posted By: stonebeard
Subject: The most blatantly "guy" topic for a movie
Date Posted: March 12 2008 at 19:23
Try to keep it to 2-4 elements.  Dinosaurs with machine guns on their backs battling the US military. ------------- http://soundcloud.com/drewagler" rel="nofollow - My soundcloud. Please give feedback if you want! |
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Posted By: 1800iareyay
Date Posted: March 12 2008 at 19:33
*sigh* The US military ON TOP OF dinosaurs with machine guns on their back battling Vietnam. Come on, man. |
stonebeard wrote:Posted By: laplace
Date Posted: March 12 2008 at 19:37
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Ugh, guy things... ;P Jack Bauer and Chuck Norris oiling each other up while discussing the relative merits and tastes among popular beer brands! ------------- FREEDOM OF SPEECH GO TO HELL |
Posted By: rileydog22
Date Posted: March 12 2008 at 20:07
 It would have lots of explosions, of course. -------------   |
Posted By: Drew
Date Posted: March 12 2008 at 20:10
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Good Cop/ Bad Cop- Partners
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Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: March 12 2008 at 20:48
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lasers... there has to be lasers. ------------- What? |
Posted By: Drew
Date Posted: March 12 2008 at 20:50
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boobs also.... lasers on boobs perhaps..... Wait- didn't Austin Powers do that already???? ------------- |
Posted By: Chris H
Date Posted: March 12 2008 at 20:50
No cop movie will ever beat "National Security", so it's pointless   ------------- Beauty will save the world. 
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Posted By: Gamemako
Date Posted: March 12 2008 at 21:18
Team America: World Police? ------------- Hail Eris! 
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Posted By: 1800iareyay
Date Posted: March 12 2008 at 21:34
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A red-blooded (but not Commie red) American, played by Chuck Norris, teams up with a legendary martial artist (Steven Segal) in order to save a young teenager (played by Angelina Jolie, cause God forbid they cast someone young) from a deadly meteor storm controlled by evil robots. Directed by Michael Bay. |
Posted By: Chris H
Date Posted: March 12 2008 at 21:56
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Okay here is a great movie plot:
Gary Busey plays a mild-mannered school teacher who injects himself with a bad batch of victory powder, giving him super-human abilities. Him and his new side-kick, the janitor played by Mr. T, team up to fight the injustices concerning oil prices. However, the Sheik of Saudi Arabia (Tom Cruise) learns of these heroes and bands together with his mortal enemy Matt Lauer to try and stop them.
Flawless. ------------- Beauty will save the world.
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Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: March 12 2008 at 22:05
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A one man army guy who uses a giant gun that shoots naked women wich explodes and duplicate the amount of blood of each kill. ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: micky
Date Posted: March 12 2008 at 22:11
not bad.... a suggestion though... SEX!!!!!! want to get a movie made?.. have sex in it... add Katie Couric to your stellar cast there.... she plays the hgh-priced 'good-girl' with a powerful oral fixation... who is trying to 'get ahead' to be elected over Busey to the local school board ------------- The Pedro and Micky Experience - When one no longer requires psychotropics to trip |
Posted By: Chris H
Date Posted: March 12 2008 at 22:18
And once Busey and Mr. T foil Cruise's plans (it turns out Matt Lauer didn't know anything about psychology after all!), Busey returns to the school where he and Couric put their differences aside and realize that they were meant to be, where they finally get down to business in the principal's office while a cliche Journey song plays over the PA. Roll credits to same Journey song.
Now it's flawless!
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Posted By: micky
Date Posted: March 12 2008 at 22:22
I hate happy endings  ...... denied...rewrite it... and Couric gets used.... seduced... and abandoned by her sugar-daddy ..her path to the school board.... and gets a severe case of some STD to boot. Busey wins the spot... then gets run flat by a gaz-guzzling SUV. that is how to end a GUY movie.. not a damn chick flick... ------------- The Pedro and Micky Experience - When one no longer requires psychotropics to trip |
Posted By: bhikkhu
Date Posted: March 12 2008 at 22:56
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Pretty good guys. Now work in Will Farrell, or Adam Sandler, and I think we have ourselves a movie. ------------- a.k.a. H.T. http://riekels.wordpress.com" rel="nofollow - http://riekels.wordpress.com |
Posted By: micky
Date Posted: March 12 2008 at 23:12
 why not Jack Black while we are at it  we are talking about a real movie here.. ------------- The Pedro and Micky Experience - When one no longer requires psychotropics to trip |
Posted By: bhikkhu
Date Posted: March 12 2008 at 23:28
Or all three! Yes, yes. This is good. We'll just lift an old World War II movie script, mesh it with some slapstick, add a few poop and dick jokes, and make sure everyone learns a little lesson in the end. It is sure to open at #1 in the box office. ------------- a.k.a. H.T. http://riekels.wordpress.com" rel="nofollow - http://riekels.wordpress.com |
Posted By: micky
Date Posted: March 12 2008 at 23:32
yes that it would .... but then again... it would be in the wrong thread... this is movies for men... not those who still deal with acne and haven't even had to shave yet.. and to experience what it is like to wake up with a 6ft blond in your bed... and not having any idea how she got there ------------- The Pedro and Micky Experience - When one no longer requires psychotropics to trip |
Posted By: bhikkhu
Date Posted: March 12 2008 at 23:38
So true, so true. I wonder, whatever happened to old what's her name? ------------- a.k.a. H.T. http://riekels.wordpress.com" rel="nofollow - http://riekels.wordpress.com |
Posted By: Raff
Date Posted: March 13 2008 at 03:41
MEN!!!!!!!!
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Posted By: mrcozdude
Date Posted: March 13 2008 at 04:23
lol Michael Bay would so do that.
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Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: March 13 2008 at 04:43
All well and good. But where do the lasers come in?
And where's the obligatory Brit bad guy with the bad American accent? ------------- What? |
Posted By: BaldJean
Date Posted: March 13 2008 at 04:58
well Micky, sex just doesn't happen in Hollywood movies, you won't even see a naked breast. according to Hollywood movies kids are made by kissing (and of course no French kissing either). what's more, according to how sex is discussed in general in the US society it seems kids are REALLY made like this. another triumph for US-technology; no other country could have come up with that -------------  A shot of me as High Priestess of Gaia during our fall festival. Ceterum censeo principiis obsta |
Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: March 13 2008 at 11:07
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A penis shaped meteor is in course of colition with planet earth. Cientist find out that the only way to prevent the disaster is to strike the meteor with Bruce Willis's penis, so he is sent to space in a special starship that uses naked women as source of energy. The interior of the ship is covered with naked women, in order to maximize temperature. When they reach the meteor, all the women start exploding because of a giant magnetic field. Earth scientist discover that it is possible to save the ones with larger breast using Bruce Willi's penis to restore their stability. Then, Bruce Willis destroys the meteor using his penis, in wich you can see an eagle and some stars tatooed. They return home safely, and as a reward, he is allowed to keep the remaining women of the starship as furniture, and also he receives 10 new, younger and with larger breasts wifes. ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: BaldJean
Date Posted: March 13 2008 at 11:11
somehow I always knew that these are the fantasies going on in a male brain ------------- A shot of me as High Priestess of Gaia during our fall festival. Ceterum censeo principiis obsta |
Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: March 13 2008 at 16:29
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/14/Flash_Gordon_%28serial%29.jpg">  http://www.dailygalaxy.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/08/14/tendrils_2.jpg - ------------- What? |
Posted By: darksinger
Date Posted: March 13 2008 at 17:58
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world war two pilots battle gangsters with the help of a laconic spaghetti western anti-hero....and a blonde with huge boobies! ------------- 
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