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purplepiper 
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 Topic: Help Atomic Rooster and JJLehto TakeOver the World
Posted: June 21 2007 at 14:36 |
I wish to take part in this plot. I'm an undercover operative. I don't officially exist. My goal...world domination! I am head of a secret society that somehow controls the entire world without anyone knowing. 
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for those about to prog, we salute you.
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Atomic_Rooster
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Posted: May 12 2007 at 02:11 |
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I am but a servant of the mighty Fripp, the sound of whose loins shall forever be upon the tongues of his followers.
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Atomic_Rooster
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Posted: May 10 2007 at 15:03 |
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hmm I see a problem here. I hope JJLehto knows Spanish;
I need to brush up on my Canadian.
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I am but a servant of the mighty Fripp, the sound of whose loins shall forever be upon the tongues of his followers.
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JJLehto
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Posted: May 10 2007 at 11:37 |
Clever.
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el böthy
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Posted: May 09 2007 at 22:53 |
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I think JLehto should start a crappy emo band called 30 seconds to Mars and have a semi succesful movie career
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"You want me to play what, Robert?"
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JJLehto
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Posted: May 09 2007 at 19:20 |
 Komodo dragon wrote:
 OK Rooster you are thinking about everything !!!!!!!!
Ok ! I have two words - COUNTRY MUSIC !!!!!!
Put it on the public speakers !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yes, it will drive everyone into submission. And for a HUGE area of the country they will enjoy it so much...they will just give in!
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Komodo dragon
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Posted: May 09 2007 at 19:17 |
OK Rooster you are thinking about everything !!!!!!!! Ok ! I have two words - COUNTRY MUSIC !!!!!! Put it on the public speakers !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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JJLehto
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Posted: May 09 2007 at 19:07 |
Well, I dont care what you do Rooster, but I personally can't exploit animals.
Sorry
I'll take over Central America the humane way. Globalization!
Then rule it as one country under myself of course.
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Atomic_Rooster
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Posted: May 09 2007 at 19:04 |
Komodo dragon wrote:
what do you think about clone army ?
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I would rather exploit animals; Cloning brings up too many ethical problems.
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I am but a servant of the mighty Fripp, the sound of whose loins shall forever be upon the tongues of his followers.
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Komodo dragon
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Posted: May 09 2007 at 18:57 |
what do you think about clone army ?
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JJLehto
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Posted: May 09 2007 at 18:46 |
Digger Penguins!
They could tunnel under a county and plant weapons there.....to prove we're serious!
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stonebeard
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Posted: May 09 2007 at 18:40 |
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I'll spread fliers.
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Atomic_Rooster
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Posted: May 09 2007 at 18:38 |
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hmmm... bumble bears... I'll keep it in mind.
or I could genetically engineer roosters with nuclear warheads...
We will be a Diarchy, co-ruling the world with totalitarian power.
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I am but a servant of the mighty Fripp, the sound of whose loins shall forever be upon the tongues of his followers.
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Komodo dragon
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Posted: May 09 2007 at 18:31 |
Are you gonna be a Empire or Republic  ????
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yface1
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Posted: May 09 2007 at 18:31 |
You know what you need to do... Scientifically mix the gene's from Bears into that of Bumble Bee's very slowly so that you self-create massive Bumble Bears. Those things would scare the pants of anybody! Imagine it, giant flying yellow/black striped bears with huge stingers... You could rule any country you wish.
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My entertainment dollar is burning in my pocket!
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JJLehto
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Posted: May 09 2007 at 18:20 |
Vompatti does give me a good idea. I should drive around an F1 car.
Central America is big, I can use it to get around really fast. And that'd just be cool.
Don't worry about my part, I can conquer Central America easily (I have done it before).
And think about the power I'd have controlling the Panama Canal! I think it could give me serious bargaining power.
Countries that comply may have acess, BUT they have to pay a tax that will support us.
Those who don't comply get no access to the canal, and have to take the long way, which costs ALOT more money.
Edited by JJLehto - May 09 2007 at 18:28
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 09 2007 at 17:35 |
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Invading every country takes too much time. I think you should only
invade one country (preferably a very small one), then you can form a
"world union" and lure every other country to join you.
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Atomic_Rooster
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Posted: May 09 2007 at 17:07 |
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Australia would be invaded at the same time as the attack on coastal East Asia, and would serve as an intermediate base of attack on Asia.
Africa isn't really much of a threat at the moment (constant in-fighting, etc), but its pretty big, so it would be avoided until most of Europe is secured, then they would be pinned on several fronts and would hopefully give up peacefully or else struggle weakly against the combined attacks from Europe and the Western Hemisphere...
or something like that
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I am but a servant of the mighty Fripp, the sound of whose loins shall forever be upon the tongues of his followers.
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Frasse
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Posted: May 09 2007 at 17:02 |
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What will you do about Africa and Australia?
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Atomic_Rooster
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Posted: May 09 2007 at 16:58 |
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hmm... The T seems a bit treacherous to me... the last thing I need when I'm taking over Europe is an invasion from the north by Canada (presumably where The T would rule if he were a member of our coup)
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I am but a servant of the mighty Fripp, the sound of whose loins shall forever be upon the tongues of his followers.
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