Help Atomic Rooster and JJLehto TakeOver the World
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Topic: Help Atomic Rooster and JJLehto TakeOver the World
Posted By: Atomic_Rooster
Subject: Help Atomic Rooster and JJLehto TakeOver the World
Date Posted: May 09 2007 at 16:01
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This is a forum for discussion on the best ways that Atomic_Rooster (myself) and JJLehto (my comrade in arms) may best takeover the world. So far we've decided that I will stage a coup in the US in the near future (within 20 years) and then invade Canada (after Quebec secedes and forces Canada into fragmentary warring states) JJLehto will (sometime) infiltrate one of the Central American countries, and from there will continue to conquer the entire Central America. Then, we will gang up on South America and co-rule the entire Western Hemisphere Having done that, we could then remote launch nukes via satellite to start a world war 3 in Europe or Asia, and pin the bombings on a scapegoat country, while the other countries are invading that country, we'll remain neutral and then suddenly blitzkrieg the coastal areas of Western Europe and Eastern Asia with aerial assault and tactical bombings. Then, we'll use the newly conquered coastal countries as buffers and advance bases for future attacks. any suggestions on how we can improve upon this plan? ------------- I am but a servant of the mighty Fripp, the sound of whose loins shall forever be upon the tongues of his followers. |
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: May 09 2007 at 16:10
| I think J.J. Lehto should drive a Formula 1 car. |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: May 09 2007 at 16:28
You probably shouldn't announce these plans...you know...that whole take them by surprise thing.
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Posted By: Atomic_Rooster
Date Posted: May 09 2007 at 16:39
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well, I'm assuming that George Bush and other prominent government officials in various countries are not prog fans. I'm also assuming that no one will take us seriously... and then we strike.
------------- I am but a servant of the mighty Fripp, the sound of whose loins shall forever be upon the tongues of his followers. |
Posted By: bhikkhu
Date Posted: May 09 2007 at 16:50
You should include The T. Then you will have the giant ego trifecta.  ------------- a.k.a. H.T. http://riekels.wordpress.com" rel="nofollow - http://riekels.wordpress.com |
Posted By: Atomic_Rooster
Date Posted: May 09 2007 at 16:58
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hmm... The T seems a bit treacherous to me... the last thing I need when I'm taking over Europe is an invasion from the north by Canada (presumably where The T would rule if he were a member of our coup)
------------- I am but a servant of the mighty Fripp, the sound of whose loins shall forever be upon the tongues of his followers. |
Posted By: Frasse
Date Posted: May 09 2007 at 17:02
| What will you do about Africa and Australia? |
Posted By: Atomic_Rooster
Date Posted: May 09 2007 at 17:07
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Australia would be invaded at the same time as the attack on coastal East Asia, and would serve as an intermediate base of attack on Asia. Africa isn't really much of a threat at the moment (constant in-fighting, etc), but its pretty big, so it would be avoided until most of Europe is secured, then they would be pinned on several fronts and would hopefully give up peacefully or else struggle weakly against the combined attacks from Europe and the Western Hemisphere... or something like that ------------- I am but a servant of the mighty Fripp, the sound of whose loins shall forever be upon the tongues of his followers. |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: May 09 2007 at 17:35
| Invading every country takes too much time. I think you should only invade one country (preferably a very small one), then you can form a "world union" and lure every other country to join you. |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: May 09 2007 at 18:20
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Vompatti does give me a good idea. I should drive around an F1 car. Central America is big, I can use it to get around really fast. And that'd just be cool.
Don't worry about my part, I can conquer Central America easily (I have done it before).
And think about the power I'd have controlling the Panama Canal! I think it could give me serious bargaining power.
Countries that comply may have acess, BUT they have to pay a tax that will support us.
Those who don't comply get no access to the canal, and have to take the long way, which costs ALOT more money.
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Posted By: yface1
Date Posted: May 09 2007 at 18:31
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You know what you need to do... Scientifically mix the gene's from Bears into that of Bumble Bee's very slowly so that you self-create massive Bumble Bears. Those things would scare the pants of anybody! Imagine it, giant flying yellow/black striped bears with huge stingers... You could rule any country you wish.  ------------- My entertainment dollar is burning in my pocket! |
Posted By: Komodo dragon
Date Posted: May 09 2007 at 18:31
Are you gonna be a Empire or Republic  ????
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Posted By: Atomic_Rooster
Date Posted: May 09 2007 at 18:38
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hmmm... bumble bears... I'll keep it in mind. or I could genetically engineer roosters with nuclear warheads... We will be a Diarchy, co-ruling the world with totalitarian power. ------------- I am but a servant of the mighty Fripp, the sound of whose loins shall forever be upon the tongues of his followers. |
Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: May 09 2007 at 18:40
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I'll spread fliers.
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: May 09 2007 at 18:46
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Digger Penguins! They could tunnel under a county and plant weapons there.....to prove we're serious!
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Posted By: Komodo dragon
Date Posted: May 09 2007 at 18:57
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what do you think about clone army ?
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Posted By: Atomic_Rooster
Date Posted: May 09 2007 at 19:04
I would rather exploit animals; Cloning brings up too many ethical problems. ------------- I am but a servant of the mighty Fripp, the sound of whose loins shall forever be upon the tongues of his followers. |
Komodo dragon wrote:Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: May 09 2007 at 19:07
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Well, I dont care what you do Rooster, but I personally can't exploit animals.
Sorry
I'll take over Central America the humane way. Globalization!
Then rule it as one country under myself of course.
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Posted By: Komodo dragon
Date Posted: May 09 2007 at 19:17
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OK Rooster you are thinking about everything !!!!!!!! Ok ! I have two words - COUNTRY MUSIC !!!!!! Put it on the public speakers !!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: May 09 2007 at 19:20
Yes, it will drive everyone into submission. And for a HUGE area of the country they will enjoy it so much...they will just give in!
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Posted By: el böthy
Date Posted: May 09 2007 at 22:53
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I think JLehto should start a crappy emo band called 30 seconds to Mars and have a semi succesful movie career
------------- "You want me to play what, Robert?" 
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: May 10 2007 at 11:37
Clever.
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Posted By: Atomic_Rooster
Date Posted: May 10 2007 at 15:03
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hmm I see a problem here. I hope JJLehto knows Spanish; I need to brush up on my Canadian. ------------- I am but a servant of the mighty Fripp, the sound of whose loins shall forever be upon the tongues of his followers. |
Posted By: Atomic_Rooster
Date Posted: May 12 2007 at 02:11
Good lord, man, that's inhumane, such tactics are deplorable by anyone's measure ------------- I am but a servant of the mighty Fripp, the sound of whose loins shall forever be upon the tongues of his followers. |
Posted By: purplepiper
Date Posted: June 21 2007 at 14:36
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I wish to take part in this plot. I'm an undercover operative. I don't officially exist. My goal...world domination! I am head of a secret society that somehow controls the entire world without anyone knowing. ------------- for those about to prog, we salute you. |