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flyhi
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Topic: jojo!a joke it is? Posted: April 15 2007 at 17:57 |
Congratulations to Logan, who solved this amaizingly stupid joke!! it's indeed a billiard table!!jojo!! now a new one: What is this: it has a snout, but it can't eat has four legs, but can't walk has feathers, but can´t fly He who solve this, wins a free hug and lots of kisses and a rubber chicken
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stonebeard
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Posted: April 15 2007 at 15:51 |
A unicorn covered in moss.
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bhikkhu
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Posted: April 15 2007 at 15:48 |
I figured it out. The song was Lonnie Donegan's "My Old Man's a Dustman."
It also featured this joke.
How do you get milk from a coconut?
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progismylife
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Posted: April 15 2007 at 15:37 |
A rabbi, a priest, and a monk all walk into a bar. The bar tender says "What is this, a joke?"
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Sasquamo
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Posted: April 15 2007 at 15:36 |
So a guy walks into a bar and says ouch.
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chamberry
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Posted: April 15 2007 at 14:59 |
Yeah. I tell that joke all the time.
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toolis
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Posted: April 15 2007 at 14:54 |
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-music is like pornography...
sometimes amateurs turn us on, even more...
-sometimes you are the pigeon and sometimes you are the statue...
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chamberry
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Posted: April 15 2007 at 14:53 |
Open the fridge, take the elephant out of the fridge, put the giraffe in the fridge and close the door.
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toolis
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Posted: April 15 2007 at 14:49 |
nice..how do you put a giraffe in a fridge?
Edited by toolis - April 15 2007 at 14:51
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-music is like pornography...
sometimes amateurs turn us on, even more...
-sometimes you are the pigeon and sometimes you are the statue...
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chamberry
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Posted: April 15 2007 at 14:45 |
Opening the fridge door, put the elefant in and close the fridge door.
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toolis
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Posted: April 15 2007 at 14:42 |
since this joke's over, how do you put an elephant in a fridge?
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-music is like pornography...
sometimes amateurs turn us on, even more...
-sometimes you are the pigeon and sometimes you are the statue...
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Chris H
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Posted: April 15 2007 at 14:25 |
chopper wrote:
Logan wrote:
Don't know, a billiards table? |
That's funny. If that isn't the right answer, then it should be.
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My billiards table has 6 legs
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Beauty will save the world.
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william314159
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Posted: April 15 2007 at 14:21 |
your mom
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JJLehto
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Posted: April 15 2007 at 13:47 |
Myself
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bhikkhu
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Posted: April 15 2007 at 13:44 |
chopper wrote:
Logan wrote:
Don't know, a billiards table?
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That is the right answer. It's from a novelty song, but I can't remember what it was.
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chopper
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Posted: April 15 2007 at 06:48 |
Logan wrote:
Don't know, a billiards table?
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That's funny. If that isn't the right answer, then it should be.
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 15 2007 at 04:16 |
An apple?
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moreitsythanyou
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Posted: April 15 2007 at 01:24 |
a really large frog?
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<font color=white>butts, lol[/COLOR]
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Logan
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Posted: April 15 2007 at 01:21 |
Don't know, a billiards table?
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flyhi
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Posted: April 15 2007 at 01:18 |
What is green, has four legs, and if it falls in your head from a tree, it kills you?The answer, you wanna know the answer?jaja!!(evil laugh)!wait and see......
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