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    Posted: February 22 2007 at 13:26
Originally posted by Zappa88 Zappa88 wrote:

I officially dub this the lamest thread evah!


n00b!

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tis treatest thread ever you n00b!
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I officially dub this the lamest thread evah!
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Points: 31551 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 21 2007 at 22:46
LOLLOL
RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on!
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Points: 15535 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 21 2007 at 16:09
Yeah I agree with James on this
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Erm, right...
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James lives in consant fear of someone overtaking him in # of posts.
 
Thus, he created a new account which he has admitted to no one, and disguised it by giving it a name he would never really give himself (because it's too true), progismylife...
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Points: 8191 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 10 2007 at 23:46
James doesnt post, he just pwns the threads because all threads are n00bs. (according to James)
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Points: 8890 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 10 2007 at 23:38
George Bush made the US spendings report for the war in Iraq look good after comparing it to James's post count.


Edited by Bluesaga - January 10 2007 at 23:38
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Originally posted by Trickster F. Trickster F. wrote:

James has recently been hired as the new Yes keyboardist. Much like his famous predecessor Rick Wakeman, James uses the keyboard as an extension of his hands.
Okay, that one was probably the best one so far. I just had to give credit.

'Let's give it another fifteen seconds..'
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Here is a little known James fact. His post count is inversely proportional to his review count.
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James has recently been hired as the new Yes keyboardist. Much like his famous predecessor Rick Wakeman, James uses the keyboard as an extension of his hands.
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James once posted so fast his post count went back in time and killed the entirety of Genesis just before their debut album

James sold his soul to the devil for his high post count, then he called the devil a n00b till he gave it back
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James' strongest muscles is in his fingers since he post so much. The reason he don't post as much now than before is beacuse they're too big now.
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Points: 11746 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 04 2007 at 01:35
LOL Good one!

Atrid Proll were originally named The Epics but James made them change their name because it didn't sound obscure enough.


Edited by Bern - January 04 2007 at 01:37

RIP in bossa nova heaven.
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A meeting of the Don't Believe James When He Says He's Going To Sleep Club, a chapter of the National Insomniac Reptiles Association, will be held tomorrow evening.
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Points: 11746 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 04 2007 at 01:28
If you edit a Genesis song title and artist on Media player and replace it for James, it will turn into RIO.

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Points: 8890 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 04 2007 at 01:20
James doesn't like music, music likes James.

Quiet Sun's debut was originally self-titled, but James made them change the name because it sold more than one copies on the first day.

(Their only album is called Mainstream) Tongue

More than 10 people listened to Surge.  James now considers himself a sell-out and is suicidal.

James's post count killed off the dodo bird - before the internet was even invented.


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Points: 28427 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 03 2007 at 18:00
LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL
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Points: 11746 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 03 2007 at 16:10
And once again (by Inpraiseoffolly) :

infinitophobia - fear of james' high post count
 
James is the modern pinocchio.  Every time he lies, his post count grows by oneWink.
 
If you put two rabbis together in a room, you get three opinions.  If you put two James in a room together, well, no room is big enough for double his high post count.
 
Alternate endings to the last one:
 
If you put two James in a room together, you get a spamming message.
If you put two James in a room together, the computer fries from the high post count.

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