The All New Mariah Thread

Posted: 11 April 2004 at 00:26 | IP Logged

Philippe is using the WORD "sucker" too easily in this FORUM

But Stormcrow, you must understand that I dont think Philippe was really serious because there is a SMILE [] beside the word SUCKER .. so I suppose he was joking ...

But, please Philippe try to not to use bad word ... writings can easily be MIS-UNDESTOOD .. and try to justify your self here !

Thanks

Posted: 11 April 2004 at 00:47 | IP Logged

OK, Max.

I'll let it go this time.  And for the sake of your arguement I'll assume that Philippe wasn't aware of the two very bad connotations of the word he used in that way.

However that is an assumption I won't be willing to make the next time he pulls something like that. 

Posted: 11 April 2004 at 10:46 | IP Logged

I just wondered why someone has put a topic like that on this forum...and then we have people who said, yes Mariah Carey has a great voice...why don't she sung in a prog band??? I consider that supermarket music has nothing to do with real music made by real musicians...morevover the huge Mariah Carey is far to be a "diva". So sorry Stormcrow...but you reply just really irritated me to a point...

Posted: 11 April 2004 at 11:10 | IP Logged

Well it wasn't me who started the topic.

Carey does have a great voice, though she doesn't use it.

She dosen't sing in a prog band because she wants great fame and fortune and she probably hates prog anyway.

It's just pop music, if it irritates you then you are paying too much attention.

The post shouldn't have, if you had just a minimum of perspective on the subject.

Posted: 11 April 2004 at 21:54 | IP Logged

If the French gentleman don´t understand why some clown puts this topic in this  holy forum, he really just should listen to the French band TAAL and tell us why Mariah Carey should get alot of money for the crap she does and a band like TAAL hardly get any money at all.

Or as the late Frank Zappa often said " There Is No Hell...There´s Only France "

Posted: 12 April 2004 at 02:24 | IP Logged

Too true.

Posted: 12 April 2004 at 13:36 | IP Logged

... peace seems to be back in this THREAD

I just want to close the MARIAH CAREY subject (while I think she already get to much attention ) and say that please guys be open minded !

The point here was to compare CAREY voice to other prog vocalist and elocate the fact that she was a bit talented ... so don't be prog hole and try to react to the current subject instead of always react based on your deepest prog love ...

Peace everyone !

MAX@

Posted: 12 April 2004 at 17:40 | IP Logged

ROTFLMAO!!!!

Just imagine, if she actually got talked into doing an album of prog covers (I'm sure a cetain amount of drugs in her cocktail might do the trick  ). Imagine her doing for example:

1) Dancing With The Moonlit Knight

2) Any Magma tune (that could be hilarious)

3) A duet with an air raid siren

4) Don't Kill The Whale

5) Epitaph

6) 4 Holes In The Ground

7) Maybe even a collabortaion with RUINS

and much more hilarity could ensue.

Maybe it's just the thing that'll stop her deluded caterwauling once and for all. I look at it like this, Michael Bolton killed his career by getting in over his head doing an album of opera arias, this could be just the thing to get Mariah of her high-horse once and for all.

Posted: 12 April 2004 at 19:36 | IP Logged

Great Idea Owl

I´ll look forward to this female cretins release of " The Bimbo Lies Down On Broadway "

Posted: 12 April 2004 at 20:03 | IP Logged

Oh man, now you're getting me going here! Great title!

OK, now here we go, what should we call it? So far:

"Selling Silicon By The Pound"

or maybe to take Velvetcown's idea a little closer to her homebase:

" The Bimbo Writhes Down in Schenacteday"

and

" Megalomaniac Commanded Lobotomy"

" Tales From Topographic Hair Stylist Appointments"

Posted: 12 April 2004 at 20:43 | IP Logged

 OWL

 " She´s Only In It For The Money "

 " Talent What Talent "

 " One Bimbo Fakes All "

And finally " The Collected Improvisations Of M Carey "

Posted: 12 April 2004 at 21:09 | IP Logged

What about Jay-Lo?

 "Over the Edge"

 "Fragili"

"Croaking for the One"

"Drama-mine"

 "Pig Generator"

"Skagnification"

"The Spam lies Down on Broadarse"

Posted: 12 April 2004 at 21:51 | IP Logged

 As I "don't know, and don't care," I won't respond to this one.

(HINT: Good way to avoid controversy....)

Whoops! I Guess I just did respond, in a way!

Posted: 12 April 2004 at 21:59 | IP Logged

Too classic.

Here's another for ya:

Mariah Carey Salutes My Favorite Air Raid Sirens!

Posted: 13 April 2004 at 06:51 | IP Logged

Great ones Lads

But Glass-Prison said it all :" I think Mariah Carey is popular because the majority of people have little or no taste in music, and simply want to listen to whatever is popular. Hello, age of conformity! "

Posted: 08 April 2004 at 18:27 | IP Logged

How about "Selling Silicone By The Pound"

Posted: 08 April 2004 at 18:34 | IP Logged

So true...  and it's sad. She is SO plastic.

Posted: 08 April 2004 at 18:46 | IP Logged

Well there are non creative garbage all over the world, we got our share over here in Sweden. I guess that the password for 2004 is FAKE  I´ve not seen anyone trying to get a Brain Enlargement.

Posted: 08 April 2004 at 21:56 | IP Logged

I don't think it would be wise to fill THAT up with silicons as well!

Posted: 08 April 2004 at 22:36 | IP Logged

The way she sings, I truly believe she should cover "Hocus Pocus".

...although I can't say I'd buy it

Posted: 08 April 2004 at 22:44 | IP Logged

Personally, Id rather listen to an air raid siren on its last legs than the, ahem, "vocal stylings" of one Pariah Scarey.

That girl just cannot sing, and has such a huge ego to boot! UGH!

I don't even find her remotely attractive at all (I think that's what some call a Skank Queen).

Posted: 08 April 2004 at 22:52 | IP Logged

LOL

You guys should say what you really mean.

How about Deline Dion?

Posted: 08 April 2004 at 23:02 | IP Logged

Don't cause me to get violent. What a waste of a carbon unit. And what gets me is:

SHE COULDN'T EVEN SING IF SHE HAD A LOADED GUN HELD TO HER HEAD.

Posted: 09 April 2004 at 21:23 | IP Logged

   How does having a loaded gun held to the head help anyone sing??

Posted: 09 April 2004 at 22:46 | IP Logged

Actually, Mariah Carey has a wonderful voice.

It's how she chooses to use it that is so wrong.

Actually, strictly within the confines of the pop genre, her first album wasn't all that bad.

But then were she to sing songs that we here liked, in a manner that we would approve of, she would have neither the fame nor fortune that she has and seems to crave.

How to put it?  Ability with no talent?  Talent with no ability?

Would she ever come around if she started hanging out with Steve Howe and/or Keith Emerson, rather than the hip-hop gangstas that she does?  Sadly, we'll never know.

Posted: 10 April 2004 at 00:58 | IP Logged

philippe wrote: You are a real sucker!!!

What is that supposed to mean?

Posted: 10 April 2004 at 22:30 | IP Logged

Stormcrow wrote: philippe wrote: You are a real sucker!!! What is that supposed to mean?

I'm still waiting for an explanation, Philippe.

Do you also have proof?

Posted: 10 April 2004 at 22:35 | IP Logged

Wait a minute, you actually own one of mariah parody's CD's?

I think I can see what philippe is getting at

Posted: 10 April 2004 at 22:41 | IP Logged

No, I don't.  I simply said it wasn't the worst thing ever recorded.  And it isn't.  If you can't admit that, you have a problem.  Not me.

Posted: 10 April 2004 at 23:25 | IP Logged

Yes, that was my entire original point.  For which I was labeled a "sucker" by Philippe.

I would still like to hear why.