Posted: 08 April 2004 at 18:27 | IP Logged	http://www.progarchives.com/forum/edit_post.asp?M=Q&PID=5812&TPN=211">

How about "Selling Silicone By The Pound"

Posted: 08 April 2004 at 18:34 | IP Logged	http://www.progarchives.com/forum/edit_post.asp?M=Q&PID=5813&TPN=211">

So true...  and it's sad. She is SO plastic.

Posted: 08 April 2004 at 18:46 | IP Logged	http://www.progarchives.com/forum/edit_post.asp?M=Q&PID=5815&TPN=211">

Well there are non creative garbage all over the world, we got our share over here in Sweden. I guess that the password for 2004 is FAKE  I´ve not seen anyone trying to get a Brain Enlargement.

Posted: 08 April 2004 at 21:56 | IP Logged	http://www.progarchives.com/forum/edit_post.asp?M=Q&PID=5859&TPN=211">

I don't think it would be wise to fill THAT up with silicons as well!

Posted: 08 April 2004 at 22:36 | IP Logged	http://www.progarchives.com/forum/edit_post.asp?M=Q&PID=5870&TPN=211">

The way she sings, I truly believe she should cover "Hocus Pocus".

...although I can't say I'd buy it

Posted: 08 April 2004 at 22:44 | IP Logged	http://www.progarchives.com/forum/edit_post.asp?M=Q&PID=5872&TPN=211">

Personally, Id rather listen to an http://www.airraidsirens.com/ - air raid siren on its last legs than the, ahem, "vocal stylings" of one Pariah Scarey.

That girl just cannot sing, and has such a huge ego to boot! UGH!

I don't even find her remotely attractive at all (I think that's what some call a Skank Queen).

Posted: 08 April 2004 at 22:52 | IP Logged	http://www.progarchives.com/forum/edit_post.asp?M=Q&PID=5878&TPN=211">

LOL

You guys should say what you really mean.

How about Deline Dion?

Posted: 08 April 2004 at 23:02 | IP Logged	http://www.progarchives.com/forum/edit_post.asp?M=Q&PID=5882&TPN=211">

Don't cause me to get violent. What a waste of a carbon unit. And what gets me is:

SHE COULDN'T EVEN SING IF SHE HAD A LOADED GUN HELD TO HER HEAD.

Posted: 09 April 2004 at 21:23 | IP Logged	http://www.progarchives.com/forum/edit_post.asp?M=Q&PID=5994&TPN=211">

   How does having a loaded gun held to the head help anyone sing??

Posted: 09 April 2004 at 22:46 | IP Logged	http://www.progarchives.com/forum/edit_post.asp?M=Q&PID=6018&TPN=211">

Actually, Mariah Carey has a wonderful voice.

It's how she chooses to use it that is so wrong.

Actually, strictly within the confines of the pop genre, her first album wasn't all that bad.

But then were she to sing songs that we here liked, in a manner that we would approve of, she would have neither the fame nor fortune that she has and seems to crave.

How to put it?  Ability with no talent?  Talent with no ability?

Would she ever come around if she started hanging out with Steve Howe and/or Keith Emerson, rather than the hip-hop gangstas that she does?  Sadly, we'll never know.

Posted: 10 April 2004 at 00:58 | IP Logged	http://www.progarchives.com/forum/edit_post.asp?M=Q&PID=6039&TPN=211">

philippe wrote: You are a real sucker!!!

What is that supposed to mean?

Posted: 10 April 2004 at 22:30 | IP Logged	http://www.progarchives.com/forum/edit_post.asp?M=Q&PID=6154&TPN=211">

Stormcrow wrote: philippe wrote: You are a real sucker!!! What is that supposed to mean?

I'm still waiting for an explanation, Philippe.

Do you also have proof?

Posted: 10 April 2004 at 22:35 | IP Logged	http://www.progarchives.com/forum/edit_post.asp?M=Q&PID=6155&TPN=211">

Wait a minute, you actually own one of mariah parody's CD's?

I think I can see what philippe is getting at

Posted: 10 April 2004 at 22:41 | IP Logged	http://www.progarchives.com/forum/edit_post.asp?M=Q&PID=6156&TPN=211">

No, I don't.  I simply said it wasn't the worst thing ever recorded.  And it isn't.  If you can't admit that, you have a problem.  Not me.

Posted: 10 April 2004 at 23:25 | IP Logged	http://www.progarchives.com/forum/edit_post.asp?M=Q&PID=6165&TPN=211">

Yes, that was my entire original point.  For which I was labeled a "sucker" by Philippe.

I would still like to hear why.

Posted: 11 April 2004 at 00:26 | IP Logged	http://www.progarchives.com/forum/edit_post.asp?M=Q&PID=6168&TPN=211">

Philippe is using the WORD "sucker" too easily in this FORUM

But Stormcrow, you must understand that I dont think Philippe was really serious because there is a SMILE [] beside the word SUCKER .. so I suppose he was joking ...

But, please Philippe try to not to use bad word ... writings can easily be MIS-UNDESTOOD .. and try to justify your self here !

Thanks

Posted: 11 April 2004 at 00:47 | IP Logged	http://www.progarchives.com/forum/edit_post.asp?M=Q&PID=6172&TPN=211">

OK, Max.

I'll let it go this time.  And for the sake of your arguement I'll assume that Philippe wasn't aware of the two very bad connotations of the word he used in that way.

However that is an assumption I won't be willing to make the next time he pulls something like that. 

Posted: 11 April 2004 at 10:46 | IP Logged	http://www.progarchives.com/forum/edit_post.asp?M=Q&PID=6201&TPN=211">

I just wondered why someone has put a topic like that on this forum...and then we have people who said, yes Mariah Carey has a great voice...why don't she sung in a prog band??? I consider that supermarket music has nothing to do with real music made by real musicians...morevover the huge Mariah Carey is far to be a "diva". So sorry Stormcrow...but you reply just really irritated me to a point...

Posted: 11 April 2004 at 11:10 | IP Logged	http://www.progarchives.com/forum/edit_post.asp?M=Q&PID=6206&TPN=211">

Well it wasn't me who started the topic.

Carey does have a great voice, though she doesn't use it.

She dosen't sing in a prog band because she wants great fame and fortune and she probably hates prog anyway.

It's just pop music, if it irritates you then you are paying too much attention.

The post shouldn't have, if you had just a minimum of perspective on the subject.

Posted: 11 April 2004 at 21:54 | IP Logged	http://www.progarchives.com/forum/edit_post.asp?M=Q&PID=6262&TPN=211">

If the French gentleman don´t understand why some clown puts this topic in this  holy forum, he really just should listen to the French band TAAL and tell us why Mariah Carey should get alot of money for the crap she does and a band like TAAL hardly get any money at all.

Or as the late Frank Zappa often said " There Is No Hell...There´s Only France "

Posted: 12 April 2004 at 02:24 | IP Logged	http://www.progarchives.com/forum/edit_post.asp?M=Q&PID=6306&TPN=211">

Too true.

Posted: 12 April 2004 at 13:36 | IP Logged	http://www.progarchives.com/forum/edit_post.asp?M=Q&PID=6345&TPN=211">

... peace seems to be back in this THREAD

I just want to close the MARIAH CAREY subject (while I think she already get to much attention ) and say that please guys be open minded !

The point here was to compare CAREY voice to other prog vocalist and elocate the fact that she was a bit talented ... so don't be prog hole and try to react to the current subject instead of always react based on your deepest prog love ...

Peace everyone !

MAX@

Posted: 12 April 2004 at 17:40 | IP Logged	http://www.progarchives.com/forum/edit_post.asp?M=Q&PID=6405&TPN=211">

ROTFLMAO!!!!

Just imagine, if she actually got talked into doing an album of prog covers (I'm sure a cetain amount of drugs in her cocktail might do the trick  ). Imagine her doing for example:

1) Dancing With The Moonlit Knight

2) Any Magma tune (that could be hilarious)

3) A duet with an air raid siren

4) Don't Kill The Whale

5) Epitaph

6) 4 Holes In The Ground

7) Maybe even a collabortaion with RUINS

and much more hilarity could ensue.

Maybe it's just the thing that'll stop her deluded caterwauling once and for all. I look at it like this, Michael Bolton killed his career by getting in over his head doing an album of opera arias, this could be just the thing to get Mariah of her high-horse once and for all.

Posted: 12 April 2004 at 19:36 | IP Logged	http://www.progarchives.com/forum/edit_post.asp?M=Q&PID=6432&TPN=211">

Great Idea Owl

I´ll look forward to this female cretins release of " The Bimbo Lies Down On Broadway "

Posted: 12 April 2004 at 20:03 | IP Logged	http://www.progarchives.com/forum/edit_post.asp?M=Q&PID=6438&TPN=211">

Oh man, now you're getting me going here! Great title!

OK, now here we go, what should we call it? So far:

"Selling Silicon By The Pound"

or maybe to take Velvetcown's idea a little closer to her homebase:

" The Bimbo Writhes Down in Schenacteday"

and

" Megalomaniac Commanded Lobotomy"

" Tales From Topographic Hair Stylist Appointments"

Posted: 12 April 2004 at 20:43 | IP Logged	http://www.progarchives.com/forum/edit_post.asp?M=Q&PID=6446&TPN=211">

 OWL

 " She´s Only In It For The Money "

 " Talent What Talent "

 " One Bimbo Fakes All "

And finally " The Collected Improvisations Of M Carey "

Posted: 12 April 2004 at 21:09 | IP Logged	http://www.progarchives.com/forum/edit_post.asp?M=Q&PID=6452&TPN=211">

What about Jay-Lo?

 "Over the Edge"

 "Fragili" http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001">

"Croaking for the One"

"Drama-mine"

 "Pig Generator" http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001">

"Skagnification"

"The Spam lies Down on Broadarse"




http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001">
http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb031">

Posted: 12 April 2004 at 21:51 | IP Logged	http://www.progarchives.com/forum/edit_post.asp?M=Q&PID=6462&TPN=211">

 As I "don't know, and don't care," I won't respond to this one.

(HINT: Good way to avoid controversy....)

Whoops! I Guess I just did respond, in a way!

Posted: 12 April 2004 at 21:59 | IP Logged	http://www.progarchives.com/forum/edit_post.asp?M=Q&PID=6464&TPN=211">

Too classic.

Here's another for ya:

Mariah Carey Salutes My Favorite Air Raid Sirens!

Posted: 13 April 2004 at 06:51 | IP Logged	http://www.progarchives.com/forum/edit_post.asp?M=Q&PID=6520&TPN=211">

Great ones Lads

But Glass-Prison said it all :" I think Mariah Carey is popular because the majority of people have little or no taste in music, and simply want to listen to whatever is popular. Hello, age of conformity! "

Posted: 13 April 2004 at 21:58 | IP Logged	http://www.progarchives.com/forum/edit_post.asp?M=Q&PID=6632&TPN=211">

Ok Vibebaby

Let´s put this thread to sleep

But remember that :  " Without deviation from the norm, 'progress' is not possible."

Frank Zappa

And I want to thank the rest of you for all the laffs  Although we all know that humor does not belong in a serious place like this.Thank you Vibebaby for making us all aware of this fact.

" Stupidity is the basic building block of the universe."

Zappa once more.

Posted: 13 April 2004 at 22:05 | IP Logged	http://www.progarchives.com/forum/edit_post.asp?M=Q&PID=6635&TPN=211">

  Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

Posted: 16 April 2004 at 06:55 | IP Logged	http://www.progarchives.com/forum/edit_post.asp?M=Q&PID=6947&TPN=211">

Don´t throw your puter out the window, we need your opinions here.

Posted: 16 April 2004 at 16:41 | IP Logged	http://www.progarchives.com/forum/edit_post.asp?M=Q&PID=6994&TPN=211">

Vibrationbaby This is a possibility for Mariah, but fist she must be made aware of the fact that she is in possession of one. I don't care what anyone might think, but I am a musical snob. Manafactured package deals like Celine Dion, Mariah Carey make me see red I'd rather drink my own diareah than say anything socially redeeming about this non-creative garbage. They deserve to be made fun of chatisised and as far as I'm concerned they're senseless wastes of flesh & skin. And you know who else I really hate. Diana Krall. Yes, Diana Krall. One of the biggest sellouts in the history of the music industry .I liked her first two albums but then she has to go commercial. You want to know what I did with those two discs. No you don't want to know. I'm going to walk off this anger off before I take my computer and throw it out the window.[/QUOTE wrote: Send out the badgers.

Send out the badgers.

Posted: 17 April 2004 at 03:20 | IP Logged	http://www.progarchives.com/forum/edit_post.asp?M=Q&PID=7044&TPN=211">

The Female Einstein

Posted: 17 April 2004 at 18:32 | IP Logged	http://www.progarchives.com/forum/edit_post.asp?M=Q&PID=7074&TPN=211">

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/url/shop.php?k=pricegrabber-videorelease&id=112164901">