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Velvetclown
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Topic: if Ravel’s Bolero is the sexiest Posted: November 13 2004 at 20:03 |
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James Lee
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Posted: November 13 2004 at 14:35 |
richardh wrote:
As already mentioned Close To the Edge strikes me as a sexy song.It has prolonged foreplay and a great climax like all good sex (not that I would know )
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After a brief but embarrasing bout with erectile dysfunction in my mid-teens, I refuse to hear "I get up/ I get down" when I'm on the job 
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arcer
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Posted: November 13 2004 at 11:17 |
ah, now complimenting the lady on her abilities
might be a better approach.....
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threefates
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Posted: November 13 2004 at 11:13 |
Sounds like an ice breaker to me...
Yeh, actually I wanna know if she took him closer to God??
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arcer
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Posted: November 13 2004 at 10:41 |
hmmm might be a slightly delicate question.... 'so...
you remember when you went out with that trent
reznor guy - did he f**k like a tiger or what?'
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gdub411
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Posted: November 13 2004 at 10:40 |
threefates wrote:
arcer wrote:
uh don't tell me about trent reznor! one of his ex's is a friend of mine!! I don't wanna know |
So find out for me... is he as good at a having sex as he is describing it??? 
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Take a cold shower TF.,there are young impressionable teenagers on this site!
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threefates
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Posted: November 13 2004 at 10:38 |
arcer wrote:
uh don't tell me about trent reznor! one of his ex's is a friend of mine!! I don't wanna know |
So find out for me... is he as good at a having sex as he is describing it??? 
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arcer
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Posted: November 13 2004 at 08:06 |
uh don't tell me about trent reznor! one of his ex's is a
friend of mine!! I don't wanna know
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richardh
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Posted: November 13 2004 at 03:16 |
As already mentioned Close To the Edge strikes me as a sexy song.It has prolonged foreplay and a great climax like all good sex (not that I would know )
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threefates
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Posted: November 12 2004 at 22:16 |
Well actually Greg when I really want to do it hard... I put on Closer by Nine Inch Nails... now Trent Reznor knows how to describe sex...
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gdub411
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Posted: November 12 2004 at 22:00 |
threefates wrote:
Frigging Motorhead would have you turned on if it was described is a specific way.. |
Maybe! Why don't ya give it a try and I'll let you know if I am turned on or not.
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threefates
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Posted: November 12 2004 at 21:53 |
Frigging Motorhead would have you turned on if it was described is a specific way..
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gdub411
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Posted: November 12 2004 at 21:35 |
It has me turned on 
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James Lee
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Posted: November 12 2004 at 21:22 |
Trust me, the second side of "Starless and Bible Black"...
When you get the timing right, it syncs up much more meaningfully than DSOTM and the Wizard of Oz...the ebb and flow and final climax of the song is perfect. Just make sure repeat is turned off, because if the album starts over again, the first thing you hear is Wetton shouting "Health-food faggot with a bartered bride/ Likes to comb his hair with a dipper ride"- a real mood killer, unless you're into that sort of thing...
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arcer
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Posted: November 12 2004 at 17:42 |
Great Gig In the Sky would seem to be a good one....
at least I could pretend someone in the room was screaming with pleasure....
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Shatterwolf
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Posted: November 12 2004 at 16:39 |
"I Get Up, I Get Down", CTTE |
Close to the Edge is one of my favorite Yes songs. I don't know if this counts, but I frequently masturbate to Grateful Dead's Estimated Prophet, for some reason. It just puts me in that laid-back mood...
Oh, and I'm still a virgin.
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threefates
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Posted: November 12 2004 at 16:24 |
Ohh.. I forgot ELP's "Taste of my Love"... can't get a sexier song than that...
Ohhh, you look so hungry woman how come you strayed in here with your eyes so bright on this long hot night. Could it be for a taste of my love Down on your knees with your face to the wall Saying please please please My friend said I should call well I do feel lonely woman And to tell the truth , I could use some company to come closer to me. Help yourself to a taste of my love.
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gdub411
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Posted: November 12 2004 at 16:10 |
not like smell...I'm discusted by the low number. Getting old sucks.
Out of those hundred or so only 3 were women.
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Garion81
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Posted: November 12 2004 at 15:56 |
gdub411 wrote:
I have had sex so many times it hurts..no really it does!
I have had at least 100 partners and have managed to avoid any diseases(lucky or what?) This year I have had a stinkin 4...all but one were duds!
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Ok let me get this straight All four stank? Or 3 of them stunk but the other one stunk but was good. Maybe I really don't want to know after all. 
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gdub411
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Posted: November 12 2004 at 15:50 |
threefates wrote:
Poor Greggy...
I'd send you the young Irishman for a weekend, but I'm afraid he doesn't lean that way... Believe me, my son has already tried....
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If that Irishman of yours didn't want your son then he is definitely straight because you're son is a very good looking young man. (seen pics on these forums of him)
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