if Ravel’s Bolero is the sexiest
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Topic: if Ravel’s Bolero is the sexiest
Posted By: Swinton MCR
Subject: if Ravel’s Bolero is the sexiest
Date Posted: November 12 2004 at 12:27
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piece of Classical music....... What is the progressive equivalent, now I'm not sure myself because I tend to regard prog-rock as music that tends to focus on the more esoteric and mystical subject matter in the world. Prog songs rarely go for the "Boy being meets girl being beneath a silvery moon which then explodes for no appearent reason" (Quoting Douglas Adams RIP). However has any of you ever made love to prog, if so what song? I think "Chelsea Mondays" is quite a "Sexy toon", however my wife prefers soft soul music in the background........Can't see "Gates of delirium" doing it for her..... ------------- Play me my song, here it comes again |
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Posted By: emdiar
Date Posted: November 12 2004 at 12:34
Hi Swinton. I lost my virginity to "I Get Up, I Get Down", CTTE, but she (a virgin to prog, though otherwise experienced) claimed it put her off. I didn't argue and turned it off half way through. ------------- Perception is truth, ergo opinion is fact. |
Posted By: Swinton MCR
Date Posted: November 12 2004 at 12:39
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Was this in the days of Vinyl - Good job you didn't make it last...You would have knackered yourself trying to keep up with Wakemans Hammond solo.... Good call though..... ------------- Play me my song, here it comes again |
Posted By: lobster41
Date Posted: November 12 2004 at 12:42
A friend's girlfriend once told me that the third side of Pink Floyd's "The Wall" did it for her. Can't say that my wife agrees!
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Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: November 12 2004 at 14:07
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Well "Young Lust" from the Wall... is interesting.... But I think I prefer Greg Lake's side of the Works album... Closer to Believing...I am closer to believing C'est La Vie...In the night Lend Your Love to Me Tonight...Just lend your love to me once more
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Posted By: Garion81
Date Posted: November 12 2004 at 14:11
Back in the day in High school side 1 of Led Zep 4 always got you laid. 
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Posted By: Easy Livin
Date Posted: November 12 2004 at 14:18
| Surely "Abadon's Bolero" by ELP! |
Posted By: Reed Lover
Date Posted: November 12 2004 at 14:40
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My wife reckons her first boyfriend made love to her during Didacts&Narpets from Caress of Steel!
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Posted By: gdub411
Date Posted: November 12 2004 at 14:41
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A long time back when I was still leading the straight life my girlfriend used to like "doin it
years later I picked up this male musician who was a big Beatle fan and we "did it |
Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: November 12 2004 at 14:43
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My virginity is still intact, I save myself for the RIGHT woman, am I daft or what
------------- Billy Connolly Dream Theater Terry Gilliam Hagen Quartet Jethro Tull Mike Keneally |
Posted By: Reed Lover
Date Posted: November 12 2004 at 14:44
No just incredibly ugly. -------------
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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: November 12 2004 at 14:48
SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!  Don´t tell them all about my facelift and penisreduction, you British son of a beach !!!!!!!!! ........Like
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Posted By: Prog_Bassist
Date Posted: November 12 2004 at 14:55
I'd say that Signal to Noise by peter gabriel would be the best song for that kinda thing. 
cuz it starts as calm but it just peaks at the right point and calms down. it's beautiful. Sadly I havent got laid yet, my girlfriend broke up with me before I went on that journey. 
.. ahh...teenage angst, dont ya love it? ------------- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhuxaD8NzaY" rel="nofollow - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhuxaD8NzaY |
Posted By: gdub411
Date Posted: November 12 2004 at 15:18
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I have had sex so many times it hurts..no really it does! I have had at least 100 partners and have managed to avoid any diseases(lucky or what?) This year I have had a stinkin 4...all but one were duds! |
Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: November 12 2004 at 15:44
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Poor Greggy... I'd send you the young Irishman for a weekend, but I'm afraid he doesn't lean that way... Believe me, my son has already tried.... ------------- THIS IS ELP
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Posted By: gdub411
Date Posted: November 12 2004 at 15:50
If that Irishman of yours didn't want your son then he is definitely straight because you're son is a very good looking young man. (seen pics on these forums of him) |
threefates wrote:Posted By: Garion81
Date Posted: November 12 2004 at 15:56
Ok let me get this straight |
Maybe I really don't want to know after all. 
Posted By: gdub411
Date Posted: November 12 2004 at 16:10
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not like smell...I'm discusted by the low number. Getting old sucks.
Out of those hundred or so only 3 were women. |
Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: November 12 2004 at 16:24
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Ohh.. I forgot ELP's "Taste of my Love"... can't get a sexier song than that... Ohhh, you look so hungry woman ------------- THIS IS ELP
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Posted By: Shatterwolf
Date Posted: November 12 2004 at 16:39
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Close to the Edge is one of my favorite Yes songs. I don't know if this counts, but I frequently masturbate to Grateful Dead's Estimated Prophet, for some reason. It just puts me in that laid-back mood... Oh, and I'm still a virgin. ------------- 
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Posted By: arcer
Date Posted: November 12 2004 at 17:42
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Great Gig In the Sky would seem to be a good one.... at least I could pretend someone in the room was screaming with pleasure.... |
Posted By: James Lee
Date Posted: November 12 2004 at 21:22
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Trust me, the second side of "Starless and Bible Black"... When you get the timing right, it syncs up much more meaningfully than DSOTM and the Wizard of Oz...the ebb and flow and final climax of the song is perfect. Just make sure repeat is turned off, because if the album starts over again, the first thing you hear is Wetton shouting "Health-food faggot with a bartered bride/ Likes to comb his hair with a dipper ride"- a real mood killer, unless you're into that sort of thing... ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/sollipsist/?chartstyle=kaonashi"> 
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Posted By: gdub411
Date Posted: November 12 2004 at 21:35
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It has me turned on
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Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: November 12 2004 at 21:53
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Frigging Motorhead would have you turned on if it was described is a specific way.. ------------- THIS IS ELP
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Posted By: gdub411
Date Posted: November 12 2004 at 22:00
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Maybe! Why don't ya give it a try and I'll let you know if I am turned on or not. |
Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: November 12 2004 at 22:16
Well actually Greg when I really want to do it hard... I put on Closer by Nine Inch Nails... now Trent Reznor knows how to describe sex... ------------- THIS IS ELP
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Posted By: richardh
Date Posted: November 13 2004 at 03:16
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As already mentioned Close To the Edge strikes me as a sexy song.It has prolonged foreplay and a great climax like all good sex (not that I would know |
Posted By: arcer
Date Posted: November 13 2004 at 08:06
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uh don't tell me about trent reznor! one of his ex's is a
friend of mine!! I don't wanna know |
Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: November 13 2004 at 10:38
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So find out for me... is he as good at a having sex as he is describing it??? ------------- THIS IS ELP
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Posted By: gdub411
Date Posted: November 13 2004 at 10:40
Take a cold shower TF.,there are young impressionable teenagers on this site! |
Posted By: arcer
Date Posted: November 13 2004 at 10:41
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hmmm might be a slightly delicate question.... 'so...
you remember when you went out with that trent reznor guy - did he f**k like a tiger or what?' |
Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: November 13 2004 at 11:13
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Sounds like an ice breaker to me... Yeh, actually I wanna know if she took him closer to God?? ------------- THIS IS ELP
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Posted By: arcer
Date Posted: November 13 2004 at 11:17
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ah, now complimenting the lady on her abilities
might be a better approach..... 
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Posted By: James Lee
Date Posted: November 13 2004 at 14:35
After a brief but embarrasing bout with erectile dysfunction in my mid-teens, I refuse to hear "I get up/ I get down" when I'm on the job ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/sollipsist/?chartstyle=kaonashi">
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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: November 13 2004 at 20:03
------------- Billy Connolly Dream Theater Terry Gilliam Hagen Quartet Jethro Tull Mike Keneally |