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AtLossForWords
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Topic: Death Posted: June 17 2006 at 13:52 |
This is a good question. The best way would be to unknowingly drift out of conciusness and into the next space and time, but space without time would argueably be better.
As for something not so metaphysical, how about dying by way of a rare and painless STD. At least I wouldn't die a virgin, and I would never know I was dying until I'm dead.
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"Mastodon sucks giant monkey balls."
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Dream Theater
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Joined: December 14 2004
Location: Peru
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Points: 2188
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Posted: June 17 2006 at 13:11 |
Batman wrote:
How about the way that guy from the Yardbirds died? He tried to play his electric guitar in the bathtub. |
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Empathy
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Joined: June 30 2005
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Points: 1864
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Posted: June 17 2006 at 11:26 |
The Miracle wrote:
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I believe this illustration comes from the little-known Book of n00b.
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Pure Brilliance:
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imoeng
Prog Reviewer
Joined: February 03 2006
Location: Indonesia
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Points: 2450
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Posted: June 17 2006 at 08:28 |
I want to die while i fight for Prog Metal and Dream Theater!! ahahahahah...
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Kord
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Joined: May 23 2006
Location: Italy
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Points: 329
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Posted: June 17 2006 at 04:34 |
Batman wrote:
How about the way that guy from the Yardbirds died? He tried to play his electric guitar in the bathtub. |
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Manunkind
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Joined: February 02 2005
Location: Poland
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Points: 2373
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Posted: December 17 2005 at 11:10 |
Ricochet wrote:
in vomit... |
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"In war there is no time to teach or learn Zen. Carry a strong stick. Bash your attackers." - Zen Master Ikkyu Sojun
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Ricochet
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Joined: February 27 2005
Location: Nauru
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Points: 46301
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Posted: December 14 2005 at 14:42 |
in vomit...
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tardis
Forum Senior Member
Joined: October 02 2005
Location: Victoria, BC
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Points: 14378
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Posted: December 11 2005 at 23:36 |
I've never had the honour of being strangled by a pancake...tell me, was it with or without toppings, I mean the one that attacked you?
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Ed_The_Dead
Forum Senior Member
Joined: April 29 2005
Location: Poland
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Points: 4928
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Posted: December 07 2005 at 12:21 |
Well, Getting strangled by a pancake is pretty fun... At least it resurrected me!
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proger
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Joined: June 03 2005
Location: Israel
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Points: 944
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Posted: December 07 2005 at 12:08 |
I want to die in the wild, get killed by a tiger of something, but in the nature...
good place to die...
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...live for tomorrow...
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Phil
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Joined: June 17 2005
Location: United Kingdom
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Posted: December 07 2005 at 11:55 |
^ ranger, don't take it too seriously. Its good that folks laugh in the face of the grim reaper.
I don't fancy the idea of drowning or falling off a building (I'm
scared of heights). I was maybe thinking about expiring during a final
all-night session of passionate steamy sex but you have to be careful
what you wish for, as unfortunately a few years back, a British MP was
found dead after indulging in bizzare sexual activity, albeit I think
he was on his own . So I'll just stick with a quiet, painless exit in my sleep, please.
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Guests
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Posted: December 07 2005 at 11:07 |
why why do we need to respond to this . whos in charge of this site.. You mean to tell me that there isnt a subject to talk about other than this sh*t............... come on people getn with it.. whats next, how many times a week do you get ass.....................................
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Peace Frog
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Joined: October 17 2005
Location: Canada
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Points: 994
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Posted: December 07 2005 at 10:39 |
I chose drowning because it's pretty peaceful and you don't really notice you're dying, you're just like 'there I go, I'm dead, crap'.
I don't know how I'm going to die, but I know I'm going to die young because I can't stand the thought of being older than 40. But if I do happen to get old, my friend and I are planning to be two wicked-ass old grandmas who listen to Metallica and smoke medicinal marijuana all day.
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King of Loss
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Joined: April 21 2005
Location: Boston, MA
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Points: 16474
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Posted: December 06 2005 at 19:19 |
Coming back to the question, I'd say by overlistening to Pain Of Salvation.
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King of Loss
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Joined: April 21 2005
Location: Boston, MA
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Posted: December 06 2005 at 19:19 |
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The Miracle
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Joined: May 29 2005
Location: hell
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Points: 28427
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Posted: December 06 2005 at 18:56 |
Jim Garten wrote:
The Miracle wrote:
I care not what happens to the body, it's just old clothes. |
If that's true, I need a good ironing...
How about wearing copper armour, standing on top of a hill in a thunderstorm & shouting "all gods are b*****ds" - that should do it (thanks to Terry Pratchett for that one). |
I wasn't suggesting anything religious, I'm a hardcore atheist Either way, you're not there anymore, so who cares...
I always thought mourning for the dead and worshipping graves is a pointless waste of time and nerves. Since you can do nothing about it, isn't better to carry on and not let the sad thoughts sake over?
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Jim Garten
Special Collaborator
Retired Admin & Razor Guru
Joined: February 02 2004
Location: South England
Status: Offline
Points: 14693
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Posted: December 06 2005 at 03:24 |
The Miracle wrote:
I care not what happens to the body, it's just old clothes. |
If that's true, I need a good ironing...
How about wearing copper armour, standing on top of a hill in a thunderstorm & shouting "all gods are b*****ds" - that should do it (thanks to Terry Pratchett for that one).
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Trotsky
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Joined: October 25 2004
Location: Malaysia
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Points: 2771
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Posted: December 03 2005 at 13:27 |
Let us offer a cock to Crito ...
hemlock sounded good, maybe preceeded by morphine ...
Dunno I left my chemistry behind many years ago ...
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"Death to Utopia! Death to faith! Death to love! Death to hope?" thunders the 20th century. "Surrender, you pathetic dreamer.”
"No" replies the unhumbled optimist "You are only the present."
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Atkingani
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin
Joined: October 21 2005
Location: Terra Brasilis
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Points: 12288
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Posted: December 03 2005 at 11:17 |
Drew wrote:
TheProgtologist wrote:
Having a heart attack while having sex with my wife when I am 105 |
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It's also Ok especially if the wife is around her 25 years of age.
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Guigo
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Velvetclown
Forum Senior Member
Joined: February 13 2004
Status: Offline
Points: 8548
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Posted: December 03 2005 at 10:37 |
I feel I´m gonna die from boredom
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