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Topic: Death
Posted By: tardis
Subject: Death
Date Posted: November 27 2005 at 20:15
Any others that I left out?



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Posted By: The Doctor
Date Posted: November 27 2005 at 20:22

I'm partial to auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Of course my favorite way to die would be not at all.



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Posted By: TheProgtologist
Date Posted: November 27 2005 at 20:46
Having a heart attack while having sex with my wife when I am 105

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Posted By: tardis
Date Posted: November 27 2005 at 20:51
Oh, I forgot to add one: Being trampled to death by a crowd of Rush fans.


Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: November 27 2005 at 20:53
Getting bloodsucked by hot, female vampires in a cave up in the mountains...

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Posted By: Xymphony
Date Posted: November 27 2005 at 21:19
 In a snowy place; do some powerful drugs (i don't do normally), + drink a bottle of Jack Daniels + lie on the snow and wait  Is this counted as suicide?  


Posted By: Batman
Date Posted: November 27 2005 at 22:06
How about the way that guy from the Yardbirds died?  He tried to play his electric guitar in the bathtub. 

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Posted By: goose
Date Posted: November 27 2005 at 23:02
Any way that neither causes me pain nor damages my body. I'm getting frozen when I die, y'see


Posted By: The Miracle
Date Posted: November 27 2005 at 23:07

Anything that's not painful

I care not what happens to the body, it's just old clothes.



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Posted By: Ivan_Melgar_M
Date Posted: November 27 2005 at 23:08

Anything except the MUZAC option, that's my idea of a torture.

Iván



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Posted By: sleeper
Date Posted: November 28 2005 at 13:49
Like Ivan said, listening to Muzak is a particuly slow and painfull tortur. when I die I hope its painless

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Posted By: Atkingani
Date Posted: November 28 2005 at 14:39
What about the option "Sleeping"...

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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: November 28 2005 at 15:00

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Posted By: memowakeman
Date Posted: November 28 2005 at 15:03

THE BEST WAY TO DIE... IS DIE LAUGHING



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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: November 28 2005 at 15:04
Originally posted by memowakeman memowakeman wrote:

THE BEST WAY TO DIE... IS DIE LAUGHING

I'M DEAD



Posted By: Lindsay Lohan
Date Posted: November 28 2005 at 15:13
Actually someobody laughed so hard in norway they got a heart attack and died 


Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: November 28 2005 at 15:24

Originally posted by Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan wrote:

Actually someobody laughed so hard in norway they got a heart attack and died 

 

ya i know

its true

 

 

 

 

i'm ready to die if

someone make me little bit of happy



Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: November 28 2005 at 18:30

Best way to die??

How about an unsharpened guillotine blade? That sucker will fall, cut through about half of the neck, have to be taken out, and then redone (perhaps multiple times).

Me??

Quick and painless...other than that i dont care.



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Posted By: Destrio
Date Posted: November 28 2005 at 19:21
falling off a building, atleast it would be sortof fun


Posted By: tardis
Date Posted: November 28 2005 at 20:24
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Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: November 28 2005 at 21:08
An improptu beheading might be nice.

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Posted By: Cygnus X-2
Date Posted: November 28 2005 at 21:19
I'd want an old imperial zeppelin to crash into my forehead...

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Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: November 29 2005 at 07:03

Originally posted by Cygnus X-2 Cygnus X-2 wrote:

I'd want an old imperial zeppelin to crash into my forehead...

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Posted By: NutterAlert
Date Posted: November 29 2005 at 08:49

Has anyone seen Blaise Moi?



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Posted By: Borealis
Date Posted: November 30 2005 at 19:46

Originally posted by Xymphony Xymphony wrote:

 In a snowy place; do some powerful drugs (i don't do normally), + drink a bottle of Jack Daniels + lie on the snow and wait  Is this counted as suicide?  

That would be the best. Get on top of a mountain, watch the sky and wait, sound good.



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Posted By: sbrushfan
Date Posted: November 30 2005 at 19:57
Going out in a blaze of glory...I've always wanted to be a recording artist.  So if and when I go, it'll be on stage.  I'll die singing my ass off...

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Posted By: Drew
Date Posted: November 30 2005 at 21:19

Originally posted by TheProgtologist TheProgtologist wrote:

Having a heart attack while having sex with my wife when I am 105



Posted By: Drew
Date Posted: November 30 2005 at 21:19
shot in the head


Posted By: Cygnus X-2
Date Posted: November 30 2005 at 21:53
Originally posted by stonebeard stonebeard wrote:

Originally posted by Cygnus X-2 Cygnus X-2 wrote:

I'd want an old imperial zeppelin to crash into my forehead...

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Yeah



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Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: December 01 2005 at 21:44
Originally posted by Cygnus X-2 Cygnus X-2 wrote:

Originally posted by stonebeard stonebeard wrote:

Originally posted by Cygnus X-2 Cygnus X-2 wrote:

I'd want an old imperial zeppelin to crash into my forehead...

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Yeah



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Posted By: Cygnus X-2
Date Posted: December 01 2005 at 22:22
Yeah

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Posted By: Heraclea
Date Posted: December 02 2005 at 19:04
Jumping of a cliff into the sea to the tunes of Supper's Ready. To fly one time in your life, and feel the welcoming greating of the sea, and if the impact with the water doesn't kill you or knock you unconscious, you'll have the bliss of the terminal breath of water.


Posted By: tardis
Date Posted: December 02 2005 at 21:03
Very poetic, Heraclea.


Posted By: Xymphony
Date Posted: December 02 2005 at 23:17

Originally posted by Heraclea Heraclea wrote:

Jumping of a cliff into the sea to the tunes of Supper's Ready. To fly one time in your life, and feel the welcoming greating of the sea, and if the impact with the water doesn't kill you or knock you unconscious, you'll have the bliss of the terminal breath of water.

Romantic and poetic, not realistic ;)



Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: December 03 2005 at 05:26
Painlessly whilst listening to "Still Life" (the single) by VdGG, oh the irony!

Or perhaps going into space, a la "Pioneers over c" and then listening to "Pioneers over c" whilst I'm flying endlessly through space... and they'll have a statue made for me.


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Posted By: The Hemulen
Date Posted: December 03 2005 at 10:32

Originally posted by Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan wrote:

Actually someobody laughed so hard in norway they got a heart attack and died 

A brickie in England did that too. He was watching an episode of the Goodies when it happened. FACT.



Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: December 03 2005 at 10:37
I feel I´m gonna die from boredom 

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Posted By: Atkingani
Date Posted: December 03 2005 at 11:17
Originally posted by Drew Drew wrote:

Originally posted by TheProgtologist TheProgtologist wrote:

Having a heart attack while having sex with my wife when I am 105

It's also Ok especially if the wife is around her 25 years of age.



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Posted By: Trotsky
Date Posted: December 03 2005 at 13:27
Let us offer a cock to Crito ...

hemlock sounded good, maybe preceeded by morphine ...

Dunno I left my chemistry behind many years ago ... 

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Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: December 06 2005 at 03:24
Originally posted by The Miracle The Miracle wrote:

I care not what happens to the body, it's just old clothes.


If that's true, I need a good ironing...

How about wearing copper armour, standing on top of a hill in a thunderstorm & shouting "all gods are b*****ds" - that should do it (thanks to Terry Pratchett for that one).

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Posted By: The Miracle
Date Posted: December 06 2005 at 18:56

Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:

Originally posted by The Miracle The Miracle wrote:

I care not what happens to the body, it's just old clothes.


If that's true, I need a good ironing...

How about wearing copper armour, standing on top of a hill in a thunderstorm & shouting "all gods are b*****ds" - that should do it (thanks to Terry Pratchett for that one).

I wasn't suggesting anything religious, I'm a hardcore atheist Either way, you're not there anymore, so who cares...

I always thought mourning for the dead and worshipping graves is a pointless waste of time and nerves. Since you can do nothing about it, isn't better to carry on and not let the sad thoughts sake over?



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Posted By: King of Loss
Date Posted: December 06 2005 at 19:19
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Posted By: King of Loss
Date Posted: December 06 2005 at 19:19
Coming back to the question, I'd say by overlistening to Pain Of Salvation.


Posted By: Peace Frog
Date Posted: December 07 2005 at 10:39

I chose drowning because it's pretty peaceful and you don't really notice you're dying, you're just like 'there I go, I'm dead, crap'.

I don't know how I'm going to die, but I know I'm going to die young because I can't stand the thought of being older than 40. But if I do happen to get old, my friend and I are planning to be two wicked-ass old grandmas who listen to Metallica and smoke medicinal marijuana all day.



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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: December 07 2005 at 11:07
why why do we need to respond to this . whos in charge of this site.. You mean to tell me that there isnt a subject to talk about other than this sh*t...............   come on people  getn with it.. whats next, how many times a week do  you get ass.....................................


Posted By: Phil
Date Posted: December 07 2005 at 11:55
^ ranger, don't take it too seriously. Its good that folks laugh in the face of the grim reaper.


I don't fancy the idea of drowning or falling off a building (I'm scared of heights). I was maybe thinking about expiring during a final all-night session of passionate steamy sex but you have to be careful what you wish for, as unfortunately a few years back, a British MP was found dead after indulging in bizzare sexual activity, albeit I think he was on his own. So I'll just stick with a quiet, painless exit in my sleep, please.



Posted By: proger
Date Posted: December 07 2005 at 12:08
I want to die in the wild, get killed by a tiger of something, but in the nature...
good place to die...


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Posted By: Ed_The_Dead
Date Posted: December 07 2005 at 12:21
Well, Getting strangled by a pancake is pretty fun... At least it resurrected me!

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Posted By: tardis
Date Posted: December 11 2005 at 23:36

I've never had the honour of being strangled by a pancake...tell me, was it with or without toppings, I mean the one that attacked you?



Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 14:42
in vomit...

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Posted By: Manunkind
Date Posted: December 17 2005 at 11:10

Originally posted by Ricochet Ricochet wrote:

in vomit...



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Posted By: Kord
Date Posted: June 17 2006 at 04:34
Originally posted by Batman Batman wrote:

How about the way that guy from the Yardbirds died?  He tried to play his electric guitar in the bathtub. 
ok, Ichoose this one....just fantasticSmileSmileSmileSmileSmileSmileBig smileBig smileBig smileBig smile


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Posted By: imoeng
Date Posted: June 17 2006 at 08:28
I want to die while i fight for Prog Metal and Dream Theater!! ahahahahah...

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Posted By: Empathy
Date Posted: June 17 2006 at 11:26
Originally posted by The Miracle The Miracle wrote:



I believe this illustration comes from the little-known Book of n00b.

Wink


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Posted By: Dream Theater
Date Posted: June 17 2006 at 13:11
Originally posted by Batman Batman wrote:

How about the way that guy from the Yardbirds died?  He tried to play his electric guitar in the bathtub. 


LOL


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Posted By: AtLossForWords
Date Posted: June 17 2006 at 13:52

This is a good question.  The best way would be to unknowingly drift out of conciusness and into the next space and time, but space without time would argueably be better. 

As for something not so metaphysical, how about dying by way of a rare and painless STD.  At least I wouldn't die a virgin, and I would never know I was dying until I'm dead.


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