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Points: 19236 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 16:53

Original text:

"Insane Clown Posse"

...56 translations later we get:

"Family insane Clown"
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Points: 19236 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 16:50

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"I talk to the wind."

...20 translations later we get:

"Speaking in the air."
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Points: 19236 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 16:46
Charlie Sheen in drug free."

...20 translations later we get:

"Charlie Sheen is non-toxic."
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Points: 16122 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 16:30

Original text:

"omg why won't the german girl write me, question mark"

...56 translations later we get:

"German authors found."
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Points: 89372 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 16:30

"Can are a terrible band. Tago Mago is horrible."

...56 translations later we get:

"Maybe it's better than many Animated 马格勒阿扎 拉."


The missing word is Ponies.
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Points: 19236 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 16:25

"Robert Fripp doesn't allow flash photography at his concerts."

...20 translations later we get:

"罗伯特弗里普 flash is not permitted in the show."
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Points: 7971 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 16:24
Originally posted by CCVP CCVP wrote:

a post from Brian a wile back:

Original text:

"Oh wow Caio

and lol @ Hitler

Some of these make a little too much sense! "

...10 translations later we get:

"LOL @ Hitler in World of Warcraft cards, which is a bit silly!"

 
Wow indeed.


Bump for greater justice!
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Points: 34550 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 16:23
Originally posted by crimhead crimhead wrote:

Vompatti plays laser tag with hookers."

...10 translations later we get:

"Laser Vompatti play a prostitute.



100% true
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Points: 89372 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 16:23
This is genius:

"My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)"

...56 translations later we get:

"Hip - hip - Hop I (miracle), a good bag."
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Points: 19236 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 16:22
Vompatti plays laser tag with hookers."

...10 translations later we get:

"Laser Vompatti play a prostitute.
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Points: 89372 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 16:20

"Who told Phil Collins he should have a solo career?"

...56 translations later we get:

"This means the business firukorinzu?"
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Points: 7971 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 16:19
James, that makes perfect sense. More than the original phrase.
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Points: 34550 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 16:19
And I said they were large breasts, never once said she was attractive.
Engrish mang!

Also

Original text:

"Sitting here alone in darkness waiting to be free, lonely and forlorn I am crying. I long for my time to come, death means just life, please let me die in solitude. "

...50 translations later we get:

"So I'm looking for freedom, crying in the darkness. I want to live if he died, he died."

Way to make a bleak song silly....
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Points: 89372 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 16:16
This is not what I meant...

"Scarlett Johansson may have large breasts but she doesn't look that attractive."

...56 translations later we get:

"Skarlett johansson, big breasts, fine."
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Points: 10185 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 16:16

Original text:

"My Little Pony became a meme"

...30 translations later we get:

"A few days later, cornbread"
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Points: 10185 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 16:14
Originally posted by CCVP CCVP wrote:

a post from Brian a wile back:

Original text:

"Oh wow Caio

and lol @ Hitler

Some of these make a little too much sense! "

...10 translations later we get:

"LOL @ Hitler in World of Warcraft cards, which is a bit silly!"

 
Wow indeed.

LOLLOLLOLLOL
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Points: 7971 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 16:12
a post from Brian a wile back:

Original text:

"Oh wow Caio

and lol @ Hitler

Some of these make a little too much sense! "

...10 translations later we get:

"LOL @ Hitler in World of Warcraft cards, which is a bit silly!"

 
Wow indeed.


Edited by CCVP - March 04 2011 at 16:13
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Points: 89372 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 16:08
Cor blimey.

"Ïösz da ëtnah wëhrdëtt dos da Magma üdets klowitš"

...56 translations later we get:

"Joseph key world vehrdett etnah"


That's impressive.
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Points: 34550 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 16:07

Original text:

"Those are some large, supple breasts. "

...30 translations later we get:

"Some nice tits and."
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Points: 10185 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 16:03

Original text:

"Decomposhop, a new application that allows users to track the putrefaction of their deceased loved ones in real time, will be available for download by grieving iPhone owners starting Tuesday. "

...30 translations later we get:

"Because parents and users of Decomposhop, death can be placed together to trouble the new information soon will be downloaded to your iPhone on Tuesday."

Edited by Polo - March 04 2011 at 16:04
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