Jesus Christ! Fact or fiction? |
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Dean
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Posted: January 20 2017 at 06:09 | ||||
Conspiracy theories abound to explain this, there are even some atheist ones that speculate on how a person who may or may not have existed in the flesh (whether divine or not) can 'return' from the dead. The simplest (and thus most logical) is that such a character didn't die on the cross but was taken down before death ensued, but there are many variants on that depending on how much anyone truly wants to believe. One that amuses me centres around the idea of jewish excommunication [herem] where heretics [minim] are excluded from the community and ignored as though they never existed or are dead (but not mourned). This particular conspiracy requires Lazarus to be an excommunicated heretic who was mourned by his family so Jesus (as a rabbi) returned him to the community (i.e., life) as an act of pardon (forgiveness - a strong theme in early christianity). This sets the precedent for Jesus' subsequent "resurrection" following his excommunication from the jewish religion by the local priests and elders. Much of what Jesus is reported to have been preaching was heretical to judaism so his excommunication (rather than execution) is not that fanciful. The crucifixion then becomes a symbolic execution rather than a physical one (the jewish tradition of placing a stone on the hearse if a heretic died parallels the stone on Jesus' tomb for example) and therefore the resurrection would also be symbolic rather than an actual zombie reanimation of a corpse. These conspiracies often uses the quran to support this view as the text referring to Jesus' resurrection says: "but they killed him not, nor crucified him, but so it was made to appear to them, ..." - in other words a cover-up. Todd raised another point regarding ritual self-sacrifice as a means of martyrdom. Like in the christian religion, back then suicide was regarded as a sin in judaism so (while not heretical per se) it brings shame upon the families of those who take their own lives. Covering-up such suicides after the event, simply denying it was suicide, or proclaiming they were not of sound-mind is not uncommon now and wasn't then. In contrast, judaism had a somewhat mixed view of martydom but in general regarded it as mostly positive since it was an act that honoured the name of their god. Therefore the invention of a martyr scenario in such cases is a relatively simple way of denying a suicide (ritual or not). 'Suicide by Roman' (akin to the modern 'suicide by cop'), is something else to throw into the pot with regard to self-inflicted martyrdom as the gospels state that Jesus could have saved himself but chose not to. [Coincidentally, I was listening to a re-run of Andy Hamilton's Old Harry's Game (2002 Christmas Special) on the radio the other day where he (as Satan) posits that all the martyred saints were hastily covered-up suicides.] Of course in fiction anything is possible.
Edited by Dean - January 20 2017 at 06:12 |
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EddieRUKiddingVarese
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Posted: January 20 2017 at 04:45 | ||||
Adopting Christianity was a very smart move by the Romans. The Roman Empire become the Catholic Roman Empire , and Caesar became the Pontiff, and the Empire spread across the entire Globe indifferent of boarders and political administrations. Very Smart.
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"Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes"
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tamijo
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Posted: January 20 2017 at 03:20 | ||||
Belive whatever you like, just don't try to force others to do the same and don't start thinking you are better than those who belive diffrent.
And don't walk on water when I am fish'ng. Edited by tamijo - January 20 2017 at 03:22 |
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Prog is whatevey you want it to be. So dont diss other peoples prog, and they wont diss yours
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Tapfret
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Posted: January 20 2017 at 01:42 | ||||
A highly recommended read re: theological parallels. The name changes, the script, not so much.
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member Joined: June 20 2012 Location: Oklahoma Status: Offline Points: 7951 |
Posted: January 20 2017 at 00:14 | ||||
^That's interesting. I know some other mythological parallels, but I'm going to refrain from putting it out there because it's been a long long time since I researched it. I actuallly think he was both mythological and historical. I assume he was part of a mystery cult whose leaders practiced ritual self sacrifice by means of testimonial meant to lead to martyrdom. The first we have any name for is John the Baptist, who also had his own followers even to this day. The next we know of and can put a name to is Jesus. Then there were apostles and saints that followed, getting themselves martyred at hands of the Romans. Many of those are also celebrated in a suspiciously worshipful manner for a monotheistic religion. In other words, I see it such that all of them were seeking the same salvation/transformation, and any one of them could potentially have been regarded as divine, either right then at the time or post hoc, depending on how the stories got shaped or on which stories became more favored over time.
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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)
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EddieRUKiddingVarese
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Posted: January 19 2017 at 20:15 | ||||
Jesus and Krishna were called both a God and the Son of God.
Both was sent from heaven to earth in the form of a man. Both were called Savior, and the second person of the Trinity. Their adoptive human father was a carpenter. A spirit or ghost was their actual father. Krishna and Jesus were of royal descent. Both were visited at birth by wise men and shepherds, guided by a star. Angels in both cases issued a warning that the local dictator planned to kill the baby and had issued a decree for his assassination. The parents fled. Mary and Joseph stayed in Muturea; Krishna's parents stayed in Mathura. Both Yeshua and Krishna withdrew to the wilderness as adults, and fasted. Both were identified as "the seed of the woman bruising the serpent's head." Jesus was called "the lion of the tribe of Judah." Krishna was called "the lion of the tribe of Saki." Both claimed: "I am the Resurrection." Both referred to themselves having existed before their birth on earth. Both were "without sin." Both were god-men: being considered both human and divine. They were both considered omniscient, omnipotent, and omnipresent. Both performed many miracles, including the healing of disease. One of the first miracles that both performed was to make a leper whole. Each cured "all manner of diseases." Both cast out indwelling demons, and raised the dead. Both selected disciples to spread his teachings. Both were meek, and merciful. Both were criticized for associating with sinners. Both encountered a Gentile woman at a well. Both celebrated a last supper. Both forgave his enemies. Both descended into Hell, and were resurrected. Too much similarities in my personal view to just call it "coincidence". There's an ugly little wasel 'bout three-foot nine Face puffed up from cryin' 'n lyin' 'Cause her sweet little hubby's Suckin' prong part time (In the name of The Lord) Get a clue, little shrew Oh yeah, oh yeah Jesus thinks you're a jerk Did he really choose Tammy to do His Work? Robertson says that he's The One Oh sure he is, If Armageddon Is your idea of family fun, An' he's got some planned for you! (Now, tell me that ain't true) Edited by EddieRUKiddingVarese - January 19 2017 at 20:18 |
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CosmicVibration
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Posted: January 19 2017 at 19:32 | ||||
Although much different than what most people think, Jesus the son of man as well as Jesus the Son of God was and is real. Control over nature, such as calming storms, walking on water, producing fish and bread out of thin air is mere child’s play to a fully realized master. |
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EddieRUKiddingVarese
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Posted: January 19 2017 at 18:31 | ||||
Man invents God.
God says nothing. Man speaks for God. God says nothing. |
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verslibre
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Posted: January 19 2017 at 18:12 | ||||
He was real!
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Thatfabulousalien
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Posted: January 19 2017 at 17:48 | ||||
Lol, making Zappa references is unintentionally making it more offensive Now, as I'm Jesus. Where the hell am I? also, why does everything I see look like this? |
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Classical music isn't dead, it's more alive than it's ever been. It's just not on MTV.
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Logan
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Posted: January 19 2017 at 17:35 | ||||
Did Jesus mutter to himself "Jesus, the torture never stops" on his way to Calvary? Which is in poor taste, I know, as my non-almighty father taught me that it's poor manners to answer a question with another question. No, the vehicle was washed up on the mountain due to the flood, but it wasn't an Ark, it was an Arkura. Erm.... Edited by Logan - January 19 2017 at 17:40 |
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Thatfabulousalien
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Posted: January 19 2017 at 16:59 | ||||
Jesus, the torture never stops! Did a vehicle fly along the mountains and find a place to park itself?
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Classical music isn't dead, it's more alive than it's ever been. It's just not on MTV.
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Logan
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Posted: January 19 2017 at 16:35 | ||||
Yep, a fabulously false Messiah as evidenced by asking for a Pepsi cola. I might have believed you were my true Messiah if you had asked for a Coke, because Coke, it's the real thing, uh huh. Coca Cola: Nectar of the gods, uh huh (TM). |
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Logan
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Posted: January 19 2017 at 16:26 | ||||
Descartes and Poe, getting very philosophical. Reminds me of the response to Garth Merenghi by Dean Learner on that train of thought. "It's like that philosophical question: If a tree falls in the forest, and I'm not there, and it makes a sound, but I don't hear it, but someone records it and plays it back to me at a dinner party, does that mean I'm still in the forest? And if I am, then why can't I just take a piss in the garden rather than queuing for the toilet? And that's if the toilet even exists, I've been trying to use it all f*ing night. I'm starting to doubt the existence of the toilet quite frankly at this stage of the proceedings. Get a portaloo is what I'm saying. If you're going to have a party of that size, get a portaloo. 'Cause I don't want to spend my entire f*ing evening in the corridor. And if philosophy can solve those questions, then it's worth it. But thus far it can't. So I'm f'ing busting, and what's Plato doing about it? Nothing'" (Dean Learner talking to Garth Merenghi). See 8:49 up for the deep thoughts.... |
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Pastmaster
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Posted: January 19 2017 at 16:23 | ||||
I believe that he was a real person, whether or not he was a spiritual figure is up for debate.
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timothy leary
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Posted: January 19 2017 at 16:15 | ||||
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EddieRUKiddingVarese
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Posted: January 19 2017 at 16:05 | ||||
Who kicked butt???
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Atavachron
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Posted: January 19 2017 at 16:03 | ||||
I saw this-- disappointing. |
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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EddieRUKiddingVarese
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Posted: January 19 2017 at 16:00 | ||||
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"Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes"
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Icarium
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Posted: January 19 2017 at 15:57 | ||||
I think, therefore i am - i live therefore i also will die,
am i asleep or am i dreaming,
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