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HolyMoly
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Posted: November 30 2012 at 12:46 |
rushfan4 wrote:
aginor wrote:
I like the Police | Me too. |
I just voted likewise in your ancient poll.
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It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased.
-Kehlog Albran
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rushfan4
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Posted: November 30 2012 at 12:27 |
aginor wrote:
I like the Police |
Me too.
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Icarium
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Posted: November 30 2012 at 12:04 |
I like the Police
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Undercover Man
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Posted: November 30 2012 at 11:56 |
My damn computer is broke and is on repair, so i'm using my mom's computer until then, that's why i haven't been here for about a week.
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smartpatrol
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Posted: November 29 2012 at 22:52 |
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Luna
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Posted: November 29 2012 at 22:27 |
smartpatrol wrote:
SolarLuna96 wrote:
That makes less sense than throwing a cracker at someone's head for being annoying. |
1.He was joking about the cracker
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Oh thanks, now it's clear
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A Person
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Posted: November 29 2012 at 22:26 |
If he only wanted the cracker in your head he could remove a portion of your skull and simply toss the cracker in.
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presdoug
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Posted: November 29 2012 at 22:09 |
There was a really weird band from Canada in the late 70s called Crackers One of their songs went (I was serious about the lyric, but it was kind of gross, so i removed it.  )
Edited by presdoug - November 29 2012 at 22:33
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Horizons
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Posted: November 29 2012 at 22:04 |
The explanation doesn't - no.
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Crushed like a rose in the riverflow.
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smartpatrol
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Posted: November 29 2012 at 22:04 |
SolarLuna96 wrote:
That makes less sense than throwing a cracker at someone's head for being annoying. |
1.He was joking about the cracker 2.It makes a lot of sense.
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smartpatrol
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Posted: November 29 2012 at 22:03 |
I'm kind of annoying on purpose. I like to take everything literal a lot of the time, and that has resulted in teh nickname "literal man"
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presdoug
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Posted: November 29 2012 at 21:59 |
Hi, Andrew, I saw my Dad this afternoon, It went pretty well, though sometimes we push the wrong kind of buttons in each other and become annoying to each other. It happens even at our age, friend. It would be odd if fathers and sons never annoyed each other, i guess.
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Luna
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Posted: November 29 2012 at 21:56 |
smartpatrol wrote:
I was being kind of annoying around my dad and he said "I wonder if I could throw this cracker into your head". I replied with "Well, in order for the cracker to get through my head, you'd have to throw it somewhere in the likes of 500 MPH. Even if you were able to throw that hard, it would rip your arm off in the process. The arm would most likely slow the cracker for a split second as it left the cracker. The cracker would probably not reach my head because of this, or at least not penetrate my head. So, throwing the cracker would have no negative effects on me, but would result in a lost limb for you."
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That makes less sense than throwing a cracker at someone's head for being annoying.
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smartpatrol
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Posted: November 29 2012 at 21:54 |
I was being kind of annoying around my dad and he said "I wonder if I could throw this cracker into your head". I replied with "Well, in order for the cracker to get through my head, you'd have to throw it somewhere in the likes of 500 MPH. Even if you were able to throw that hard, it would rip your arm off in the process. The arm would most likely slow the cracker for a split second as it left the cracker. The cracker would probably not reach my head because of this, or at least not penetrate my head. So, throwing the cracker would have no negative effects on me, but would result in a lost limb for you."
Edited by smartpatrol - November 29 2012 at 21:55
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presdoug
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Posted: November 29 2012 at 21:46 |
Just finished watching Das Boot, great movie
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smartpatrol
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Posted: November 29 2012 at 21:39 |
k, Forest
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A Person
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Posted: November 29 2012 at 21:38 |
I know one can stretch a lot more than the other, and that's all I have to say about that.
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smartpatrol
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Posted: November 29 2012 at 21:36 |
Oh without shell? Probably like four or five then. Still think zero in the anus.
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HolyMoly
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Posted: November 29 2012 at 21:21 |
If you take away the shell, I could probably fit seven of them in my mouth. Not sure about the anus.
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My other avatar is a Porsche
It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased.
-Kehlog Albran
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smartpatrol
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Posted: November 29 2012 at 21:18 |
Man With Hat wrote:
Quick question: How many eggs can you fit in your mouth? |
One
Man With Hat wrote:
Is it more than you can fit in your anus? |
I believe so.
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