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stonebeard View Drop Down

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Posted: December 16 2009 at 00:00

Creative Ways of Incorporating Prog Albums into Sex Play

Wait a minute, that's something we need to start right now!

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Posted: December 15 2009 at 23:53

Who is the greatest {Insert instrument here}?

Who would you pick to be in a prog supergroup?

What are your top 10 prog albums?

P.S. This should be in the posting rules section for new members......or longtime members who can't get the hint

rpe9p

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Posted: December 15 2009 at 23:35

what is prog?

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Posted: December 15 2009 at 23:35

I saw celine deon mentioned yesterday, i know nobody knows what prog is but we should know what it is not, there are really very few bands which get talked about and even the most talked about ones threads sometimes ponder are they prog............delete

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Posted: December 15 2009 at 23:22

1. "What's so special about [insert band/ artist name here]?"

2. How do I get into {insert band/ artist name here}?" Listen to the music, and if that doesn't do it for you, listen to something else. Some day you may come back to it and get it, but don't then start a new thread on how you finally got it..

3. "I finally get {whatever band or album}!" It's not cool to admit that you're slow.

4. "I got into {insert band/ artist name here} but now I've gone off it. How do I get back into it! Plzzz help!!!"

5. "I still can't get back into it" or "I still can't get it."

6. "Is it me? Or does this just really suck?"

7. "I have just realized that so-and-so sucks!"

8. "My [pretend] girlfriend loves [my] Tool!"

9. "I can't get my [pretend] girlfriend into Tool. Cry

"

10. "My grandma hates Tool! Angry

"

11. "My [pretend] friend thinks that Prog sucks and is total crap, and this makes me really angry [please share your outrage at my invisible friend even if I made it up]."

12. "I was talking about {insert band here} with my girlfirend [really an inflatable doll] and she said that she thought {insert band name here} sucks dirty monkey banana, and I didn't think that was fair at all, but I kind of see her point. What do you think?"

13. "My friends, who know I love Prog so much, all say only sissies listen to Prog?" [author's note: maybe you're the only prog fan they know and they assume all prog fans are like you].

14. "So-and-so is the best band ever!"

15. "So-and-so is the worst band ever!"

16. "Why does {insert musician here} make me feel so funny in my pants?"

Edited by Logan - December 15 2009 at 23:41

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Posted: December 15 2009 at 22:53

I actually haven't seen a Yes vs Genesis poll in a while. I would prefer it if we never spoke of PT again and they left as mysteriously as they arrived, leaving no trace behind.

Also, people need to stop complaining that famous album whatever is terrible or not music.

if you own a sodastream i hate you

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Posted: December 15 2009 at 22:38

*Obligatory mention of "PF/Camel is/not Prog" threads* You have formed your own opinion on a certain band, that's great, but it is not a revelation that merits it's own thread.

Edited by A Person - December 15 2009 at 22:39

Drew

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Posted: December 15 2009 at 22:35

"I'm getting a bit tired of Neal Morse and his preachy lyrics"

"I think (insert a band that has no business being here) should be added to the archives!"

Textbook

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Posted: December 15 2009 at 22:31

*maybe can be linked to in Just For Fun because it is meant to be good-natured, but there's also a serious side to it*

Some examples of thread titles we don't need to see more of... please add your own:

"Is It Just Me Or Are Dream Theater Overrated?"

"I Just Relistened To Close To The Edge"

"I'm Having Real Difficulties Ranking Foxtrot, Nursery Cryme and Selling England By The Pound"

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stonebeard Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: May 27 2005 Location: NE Indiana Status: Offline Points: 28057	Posted: December 16 2009 at 00:00
	Creative Ways of Incorporating Prog Albums into Sex Play Wait a minute, that's something we need to start right now!
	My soundcloud. Please give feedback if you want!

LandofLein Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: May 02 2009 Location: Temecula, CA Status: Offline Points: 214	Posted: December 15 2009 at 23:53
	Who is the greatest {Insert instrument here}? Who would you pick to be in a prog supergroup? What are your top 10 prog albums? P.S. This should be in the posting rules section for new members......or longtime members who can't get the hint

rpe9p Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: December 31 2008 Location: Charlottesville Status: Offline Points: 485	Posted: December 15 2009 at 23:35
	what is prog?

timothy leary Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: December 29 2005 Location: Lilliwaup, Wa. Status: Offline Points: 5319	Posted: December 15 2009 at 23:35
	I saw celine deon mentioned yesterday, i know nobody knows what prog is but we should know what it is not, there are really very few bands which get talked about and even the most talked about ones threads sometimes ponder are they prog............delete

Logan Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum & Site Admin Group Site Admin Joined: April 05 2006 Location: Vancouver, BC Status: Offline Points: 36722	Posted: December 15 2009 at 23:22
	1. "What's so special about [insert band/ artist name here]?" 2. How do I get into {insert band/ artist name here}?" Listen to the music, and if that doesn't do it for you, listen to something else. Some day you may come back to it and get it, but don't then start a new thread on how you finally got it.. 3. "I finally get {whatever band or album}!" It's not cool to admit that you're slow. 4. "I got into {insert band/ artist name here} but now I've gone off it. How do I get back into it! Plzzz help!!!" 5. "I still can't get back into it" or "I still can't get it." 6. "Is it me? Or does this just really suck?" 7. "I have just realized that so-and-so sucks!" 8. "My [pretend] girlfriend loves [my] Tool!" 9. "I can't get my [pretend] girlfriend into Tool. " 10. "My grandma hates Tool! " 11. "My [pretend] friend thinks that Prog sucks and is total crap, and this makes me really angry [please share your outrage at my invisible friend even if I made it up]." 12. "I was talking about {insert band here} with my girlfirend [really an inflatable doll] and she said that she thought {insert band name here} sucks dirty monkey banana, and I didn't think that was fair at all, but I kind of see her point. What do you think?" 13. "My friends, who know I love Prog so much, all say only sissies listen to Prog?" [author's note: maybe you're the only prog fan they know and they assume all prog fans are like you]. 14. "So-and-so is the best band ever!" 15. "So-and-so is the worst band ever!" 16. "Why does {insert musician here} make me feel so funny in my pants?" Edited by Logan - December 15 2009 at 23:41

Henry Plainview Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: May 26 2008 Location: Declined Status: Offline Points: 16715	Posted: December 15 2009 at 22:53
	I actually haven't seen a Yes vs Genesis poll in a while. I would prefer it if we never spoke of PT again and they left as mysteriously as they arrived, leaving no trace behind. Also, people need to stop complaining that famous album whatever is terrible or not music.
	if you own a sodastream i hate you

A Person Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: November 10 2008 Location: __ Status: Offline Points: 65760	Posted: December 15 2009 at 22:38
	Obligatory mention of "PF/Camel is/not Prog" threads You have formed your own opinion on a certain band, that's great, but it is not a revelation that merits it's own thread. Edited by A Person - December 15 2009 at 22:39

Drew Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: June 20 2005 Location: California Status: Offline Points: 12600	Posted: December 15 2009 at 22:35
	"I'm getting a bit tired of Neal Morse and his preachy lyrics" "I think (insert a band that has no business being here) should be added to the archives!"


Textbook Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: October 08 2009 Status: Offline Points: 3281	Posted: December 15 2009 at 22:31
	maybe can be linked to in Just For Fun because it is meant to be good-natured, but there's also a serious side to it Some examples of thread titles we don't need to see more of... please add your own: "Is It Just Me Or Are Dream Theater Overrated?" "I Just Relistened To Close To The Edge" "I'm Having Real Difficulties Ranking Foxtrot, Nursery Cryme and Selling England By The Pound"