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Points: 67417 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2011 at 14:10

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"I'm not a racist, but I probably wouldn't have sex with a black woman unless it was absolutely necessary."

...56 translations later we get:

"Russet black woman I am not worried about the content."
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Points: 6088 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2011 at 14:09

"Progressive Rock"

...56 translations later we get:

"Cancer development."


LOL
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Points: 89372 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2011 at 14:07
Let's try some Proust:

"At daybreak, my face still turned to the wall, and before I had seen above the big inner curtains what tone the first streaks of light assumed, I could already tell what sort of day it was."

...56 translations later we get:

"The next morning, but that Barriers remain, the first screen you see today the light."
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Points: 6088 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2011 at 14:06

"The vagina is a disgusting thing, unless it belongs to a black woman."

...56 translations later we get:

"Black sore vagina (vagina) in the"
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Points: 5575 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2011 at 14:04

Original text:

"Lamplights glows on old guitars the travellers strum; Insence children dance to an indian drum. Here odysseus charmed for dark circe fell, Still her perfume lingers still her spell."

...56 translations later we get:

"Hong Kong, India, medical power of guitar magic jingshenshenghuo Stars stilbaai is recommended for travel. ""
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Points: 6088 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2011 at 14:03

"Excuse me sir, but I believe that I have lost my penis."

...56 translations later we get:

"Unfortunately, we lost everything, I think."
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Points: 16122 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2011 at 14:03
Lol, you're on a roll with that thingLOL
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Points: 89372 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2011 at 14:03

"Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore-- While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping--rapping at my chamber door."

...56 translations later we get:

"Why suddenly is easy to identify the site - - but it feels a little sad that the Current Structure"
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Points: 67417 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2011 at 14:02

Original text:

"The wurst is yet to come."

...56 translations later we get:

"Manchester import."
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Points: 6088 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2011 at 14:00

"Anuses on the head."

...56 translations later we get:

"For the time being."


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Points: 16122 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2011 at 13:59
^LOLLOL
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Points: 6088 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2011 at 13:59

"There's nothing wrong with having sex with children."

...56 translations later we get:

"Women sex bad."
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Points: 16122 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2011 at 13:58

Original text:

"Nothing is true, everything is permitted."

...56 translations later we get:

"In fact, legal."
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Points: 6088 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2011 at 13:56

Original text:

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times."

...56 translations later we get:

"A good opportunity to think."
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Points: 16122 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2011 at 13:56

Original text:

"The fish was delish and it made quite a dish."

...56 translations later we get:

"Fish Relish."
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Points: 67417 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2011 at 13:46

Original text:

"Why have I let my life pass me by? Why didn't I ever tell the girl in Berlin that I love her in an erotic way?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Why do you want drama in my life in Berlin, on Wednesday my wife and why is it important?"
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Points: 5575 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2011 at 13:40

Original text:

"water water everywhere nor any drop to drink"

...56 translations later we get:

"Every Wednesday or a glass of water."
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Points: 67417 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2011 at 13:40

Original text:

"Why isn't anyone on Tinychat?"

...30 translations later we get:

"Why not do a little cat?"
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Points: 19236 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2011 at 13:31

Original text:

"Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal"

...56 translations later we get:

"Four Bears, liberty and the seven continents and countries, I believe in equal rights for fathers."
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Points: 67417 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2011 at 07:44

Original text:

"I even had the margarine out of the fridge."

...56 translations later we get:

"Y"
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