ProgArchives Mafia: The Merriweather Murder - Progressive Rock Music Forum

OK, I'm going to do something unforeseen~ I think Jon has played one hell of a game and there is no way I can win (sorry my Apprentice~ Cry

~I really wanted to do this for you, but the way things are, I'm toast) so I'm going to fall on my sword.

Jon, you deserve to go to the last round. And you were right~ just because I won a night protection, that doesn't make me a civvie Wink

*Votes SVS*

~The Valley of Steel~

Originally posted by DisgruntledPorcupine

DisgruntledPorcupine wrote:

lol

Whatever. I knew I was dead.

Time to haunt some f**kers. Evil Smile

Night 8

horsewithteeth11 was enjoying a nice dinner alone, his favorite meal: spaghetti and meatballs. He continued to dine until he heard a strange sound coming from his roof. His hand holding the fork froze as he listened more closely, but heard nothing else. He shrugged it off as nothing and began to continue eating when suddenly a loud crash could be heard coming from the living room. He got up from his chair and walked into the living room to find a man who had just entered through his chimney. Santa Claus? No, this man had no jolly read coat. He also had no white beard. “May I help you?” horsewithteeth11 asked.

Damo Suzuki looked at horsewithteeth11 with absolutely crazed eyes and shouted gibberish. He pulled out a sword he was hiding from behind his back and cut horsewithteeth11 into many bloody pieces.

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It had been decided. The musicians would not allow The Sleepwalker to sleepwalk another night. The Sleepwalker was led up to the infamous CD scaffold to be the fourth victim of the man-made guillotine.

As soon as he walked up onto the scaffold, he felt the structure completely in-tact beneath his feet. He whispered under his breath, “Dammit”, hoping somehow the scaffold would give to pressure. His body hung in the night. The musicians cheered.

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Robert Fripp was on yet another silencing mission. He spotted Bea in the hallways of the record store and called out to him, “Hey, you!”

Bea turned around and saw Robert Fripp. Fripp handed her a CD, “Listen to this when you get home.” “Awesome, thanks!”

Expecting awesome music, Bea blasted the CD on her stereo when she arrived home, only to find out that it was a Merzbow CD at an extremely high modified volume. She thought she couldn’t hear anything, but found out when talking to a colleague on the phone that she couldn’t speak.

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In reality, The Sleepwalker and horsewithteeth11 never woke up the next morning. Bea woke up to find that she couldn’t speak.

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horsewithteeth11 has been killed by Damo Suzuki.
The Sleepwalker has been killed by Maynard James Keenan.
Bea has been silenced.

There were no missing PMs.
You have 24 hours to lynch someone.