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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 28 2010 at 09:52
Sha-la-la-la-la-la-laaaaa!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 28 2010 at 09:31
That peer just looks like a pear!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 28 2010 at 08:16
Choir: Oh John Deere with his pet deer, John
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 28 2010 at 06:58
Oh I wish could, John Deere . . .
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 28 2010 at 06:30
Oh I wish I could stay...here...
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 28 2010 at 02:48

Now come the days when my head turns bald and grey...



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 27 2010 at 17:04
Gone are the days when my heart was young and gay . . . 
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Narrator: ...which is why we need your donations to the Music for Vompatti appeal. Please call now and give whatever you can. There are many in the same situation who could really use your help.

*tear-jerker music*
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 27 2010 at 14:21
I don't think I can afford to buy any more albums right now unless it's absolutely necessary.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 27 2010 at 13:46
Choir: you should get Silent Corner And The Empty Stage then, it's quite goooood!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 27 2010 at 13:46
Choir: Louse, Louse, Louse is not on any of them. OH NOOOOOO!!

*cataclysmic dissonance from all instruments, followed by further internal solo-age from Messrs Wakeman and Emerson*
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 27 2010 at 13:16
No I haven't noticed actually. I've only got two or three Hammill albums and Louse is not on any of them.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 27 2010 at 12:26
OMG THX VOMPZ!

Perhaps the last line should be "Does the idle man eat or defecate". It's the first half or so of PH's A Louse Is Not A Home, in case you hadn't noticed yet. 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 27 2010 at 12:22
You should write a book of poetry! Clap

I particulary liked the line "I’ve lived in houses composed of dicks". Thumbs Up
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 27 2010 at 12:18
Sometimes it's very hairy in here, sometimes I wear a hat,
sometimes my forehead will appear; betimes I think it has.
There's a snake lining down my mirror,
Smelly gas disturbs my pace
and though the smell is strong and gross
It can reach the pretty corners of this place. 
There's a stinky, smelly, sock-shaped castle in the clouds;
I draw the turkey's meanings there. 
But seven years and only one buck is around the corner
and in my nostrils lurks spectre of a hair. 

Tacky scissors amidst the drapes of the landing;
Slit wrists, don't get to understand it. . . 
I'm only trying to find a place for my garden gnome. 

I’ve lived in houses composed of basses
where all the waters are charted
but now watchman, he screams and barks
and I fear that I’m in a violent hell. 
My words are basses inside the pee
they swim through faith, hope and reason - 
but iron slowly rusts to dust
gathering around my hair. 
Sometimes I get the feeling 
that there’s someone elsewhere:
the brainless watchman wakes me uneasily;
his voice annoys me,
and his presence is creepy.
He informs me I should get out of my bed. 
What’s a bed, butt out of and into! (teehee)
I don’t know the nurture of the walls I walk in to,
I don’t know the nurture of the nature
that I am inside. . . 

I’ve lived in houses composed of dicks
where all devotion is sacred
and if you wan’t the passion of a fruit
you must first sniff at its fragrance
and lay your body before the shrine
with poo and soft-porn and tissues
or, if you’ve got the guts, you’ll have to choose
to stay, a boy, or leave, a man.
What is this place for my garden gnome?
Is it a salmon with no profession?
Is it the chant that you yell to get attention? 
Is it really only somewhere you can play?
Is it a booklet or a novel?
Is it the beating of the butt of your inspector?
Does the idle man eat or decay?

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 27 2010 at 10:58
If you could quickly summarize the differences between Waters's dogs, pigs and sheep and those of Orwell, that would be nice.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 27 2010 at 10:50
Mormon tabernacle Choir: That sounds intrigung - leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet me heeeeeeeeeeeeelp!
 
 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 27 2010 at 10:42
I'm so pathetic I can't even write a 6-page essay in which I'm supposed to compare Orwell's Animal Farm and Pink Floyd's Animals. Cry
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 27 2010 at 10:38
song within a song within a song within a song
 
(big collage of previous bits continued)

 

G. Gnome:

We've told you behave but still you forget to shave

your cruel looking forehead! WHAAAA!!!

 

Vompatti:

Why'd you have to pick on me

 

G. Gnome:

Oh no, please my master wombat!

I will serve you all my life

But please my master wombat!

Don't suck me into the black hole that remains inside your left nostril

For I don't want to suffer in a beaver-like dimension

For all etenityyyyyyyYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

 

Magma Chorus: Malawëlëkaahm Fur Dihhël Kobaïa, Blüm Tendiwa Wohldünt Maem Dëwëlëss 

 

Burn the wombat!

Burn the rodent!

Burn the rodent and devour him!

Burn the wombat!

 

Choir:

Fishmongers and gnomes they both hold their wheelbarrows

Just like J.G. Gnome and sweet Molly Malone

 

J. G. Gnome:
My mom was a gnome, and you’ll know who I am
when I’m selling England by the gram.

 

A Mouse is not to roam

A spouse is not to moan

 

And a couch is not a throne,

A chorus not a drone.

 

A dog must have a bone

A king must have a throne

a Rambo must have Stallone

A Secretary has a phone

A Hot rod must be blown

An ice cream has a cone

 

 

chorus: A SECRETARY MUST HAVE A BONE!!!

 

(instrumental break of a blonde clicking two bones together)

 

chorus: AND A KING MUST HAVE A HOT ROD!!!

 

Court Jester:
And here’s a COLD TURKEY for the queen.

 

Magician: I have come to put a spell on your turkey!

 

(spell casting music) 

 

Choir: The Queen is not amuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuused!

 

Magician: I put a spell on the turkey . . . beeecaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuseeeeeeeeee heeeeeeeeeeeeee's miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiineeeeeeeee!

 

Black knight:

I will slay the turkey 

that's been ravaging your town. 

I will be your saviour

You will soon kneel down 

for me!

 

 

Robotic Voice:

         SHAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

       SHAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

     SHAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

   SHAKE!

SHAKE!

 
(the finale continues)
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 27 2010 at 10:31
You two have written more stuff in a few days than I have in several months. Cry
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