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AtomicCrimsonRush 
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Location: Australia
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Points: 14258
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 Posted: October 29 2010 at 08:34 |
LOL
this is back with a vengeance!!!
Choir: Vengeance is mine, life is unkind
i practice extortion, dont you dare have than abortion
you are number one fan
ya bum has hit the fan
your motorbike is crushed
your brain has turned to mush
your truckie looks melancholy
your duckie needs a dolly
your orangutan is fat
it ate the tabby cat
the train wreck is nearing
your girlfriend lost her earring
she punched you out tonight
her scrunchie is too tight
turn right into the road
try not to drop your load
and dont you break the code
or i will turn you to a toad
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Textbook
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Joined: October 08 2009
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Points: 3281
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Posted: October 29 2010 at 03:27 |
Cedric Zavala guest spot!
My mnemic lacerations curse your visceral drooling
Lathering the larvae in pus that severes the avian scrolls
All of the little nuns defrocked in seven monolithic ossuaries
Gathered together in heaps of mutilated clay
Ultimatims seeping grotesquely in decapitated increments of mortuary inquisition
Syntactic delusions compiling ethereal-
Oh I'm sorry, I can't do this anymore
It was cool once but I got married recently
And my wife gives me funny looks when she hears this stuff
Let's have a good time for once
*starts clapping hands to drum part*
Now throw your hands in the air
And wave 'em like you just don't care
Cos the party's rockin' here, all the ladies say yeah
And throw me that underwear
Edited by Textbook - October 29 2010 at 03:27
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Tapfret
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Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin
Joined: August 12 2007
Location: Bryant, Wa
Status: Offline
Points: 8602
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Posted: October 29 2010 at 02:14 |
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porous cocoon an angelic derangement
hark! belly button depressed bovine androgen
festering swoons of neutrinos
Purple dolphin crystal magic
(chorus)
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DisgruntledPorcupine
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Joined: January 16 2010
Location: Thunder Bay CAN
Status: Offline
Points: 4395
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Posted: October 27 2010 at 17:11 |
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*choir begins chanting the digits of pi*
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RoeDent
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Joined: September 08 2009
Location: Wales
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Points: 850
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Posted: October 27 2010 at 16:53 |
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Soprano: The Great Silence has been broken...
Choir bass section (grunting, getting louder): bump...bump..BUmp...BUMP...BUMP!
Edited by RoeDent - October 27 2010 at 16:54
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Mr. Maestro
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Joined: March 05 2010
Location: Knowhere, USA
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Points: 918
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Posted: October 27 2010 at 11:03 |
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Choir: WEEEEE'RE BAAAAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!!
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"I am the one who crossed through space...or stayed where I was...or didn't exist in the first place...."
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Joined: July 02 2008
Location: Australia
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Points: 14258
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Posted: October 27 2010 at 09:48 |
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Location: Australia
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Posted: August 28 2010 at 08:45 |
We seem to be stuck on this page!
Choir: stuck on this page, stuck on this page
we are in a rage cos we're stuck on this page
Gabriel: Rael is lost as he found his brother
but there is another
he aint like no other
he is the Firth of Sixth
he is sorely missed
but he is getting miffed
cos he missed out on fifth
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RoeDent
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Joined: September 08 2009
Location: Wales
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Points: 850
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Posted: August 23 2010 at 16:53 |
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Narrator: And so, after a silence of fifteen days...
(choir comes in, gradually getting louder and louder)
...the greatest prog song of all time was resumed!
*5-minute rock-band jam*
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Location: Australia
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Points: 14258
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Posted: August 23 2010 at 06:31 |
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Glockenspiel solo
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el dingo
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Joined: October 08 2008
Location: Norwich UK
Status: Offline
Points: 7053
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Posted: August 22 2010 at 23:58 |
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Vivian Stanshall calls out instrument names in harmony whilst simultaneously evoking the spirit of the Woodstock nation
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Mike_Zed
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Joined: June 30 2007
Location: Poland
Status: Offline
Points: 34
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Posted: August 21 2010 at 20:50 |
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Metronome solo, followed by slightlu\y distorted metronome solo, followed by Mike Oldfield saying random instrument names.
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The Problems of the Future - Today!
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Vompatti
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Joined: October 22 2005
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Points: 67436
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Posted: August 08 2010 at 09:52 |
OMG PSEUDO-ASCII ART!!!!1 
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Location: Australia
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Points: 14258
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Posted: August 08 2010 at 09:44 |
B U M P
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Location: Australia
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Points: 14258
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Posted: August 06 2010 at 19:46 |
Mongolian chant: yyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiidddddddddddduuuuuuuuuuuuuussssssssssseeeeeeeee
hi de hi de hi de ho
hee dee hhe dee hee dee hee dee
ho di ho di ho di ho dhi ho di ho
scatalabadalacasdalabadasonoa
goobbledygook gobbledygook
Yi yi yi yi yiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Hammill: What are these Mongolians on about?
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someone_else
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Joined: May 02 2008
Location: Going Bananas
Status: Offline
Points: 24503
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Posted: August 06 2010 at 10:03 |
The Savant:
I think that this time you could never be right
This roast was performed in the heat of the night
In a time zone, then free from the light of the day
To drive the cold winter Down Under away.
Edited by someone_else - August 06 2010 at 10:04
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RoeDent
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Location: Wales
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Points: 850
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Posted: August 06 2010 at 09:34 |
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Choir: SUNDAY ROAST ON A FRIDAY AFTERNOOOOON!!!
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Points: 14258
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Posted: August 06 2010 at 09:03 |
Oh I have been roasted!
Scarily truthful!
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RoeDent
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Location: Wales
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Points: 850
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Posted: August 06 2010 at 07:48 |
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Take me to the Shred Room
Eighteen miles away
Where I'll go off at tangents
And play the Song Word Game
Arjen Lucassen in a T-shirt
Telling bad jokes about Russian Tea Cakes and Gladiators
Tell me what's your favourite drink
Is it Avant-Garde slam Pseudo Poetry?
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Joined: July 02 2008
Location: Australia
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Points: 14258
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Posted: August 06 2010 at 07:26 |
Choir" The threa dis on the 3rd page
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
let me go ogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogoogogogogogogogoogogoogoogoogoogoogogogogoogogoogoogogogogoogoogogoogoogogogoogogo
(silence for 4 seconds then the violins fade up)
Your face is familiar
it seems so similar
to a far away place
AS i EAT Russian tea Cakes
and make strange poetic lines
the lost chord of dissonant crimes
blasting apart the fear
delving deeper into here
looking for something non existent
twisting the corners of persistence
becoming all pervading resistant
learning the meaning of insistence
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