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Points: 11746 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 13 2006 at 22:29
LOL

Once, James stalked a girl so much she was traumatized and now hides all around the world. That girl is now known as Carmen SanDiego. Tongue

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Points: 65460 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 13 2006 at 22:28
Though he's only heard two Genesis albums, James is comfortable with the title 'Symphonic Expert'.

Though he doesn't care for Tolkein's 'Lord of the Rings', he looks like he just stepped out of the Shire.


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Points: 16310 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 13 2006 at 22:21
Originally posted by Joren Joren wrote:



When James has sex, he thrusts his pelvis in 7/8.

James has dissonant orgasms.

How would you know of this?ShockedLOL


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Here are some more : Tongue

God created neo-prog trying to create a certain balance in a world totally owned by James. It failed miserably.

If you spell James in a Scrabble game, you get an anti-spam error message.

James doesn't take showers. Computer screens can't take water.

James can write accurate biographies of bands that will be formed in the future.

James can quote a post that was in fact never written.

Some random guy once decided to donate a penny to an African children everytime James would post something. That children is now known as Bill Gates.

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James IS RIO/Avant-Prog. Wink

Peter Hammill owes his career to James.

Bern owes James $1,000,000 Canadian, for using James' name without permission.

James makes n00bs look clever.

James is the spawn of prog.

James invented Québécois prog for his boring Québécois minions to fall asleep to.

James isn't as n00by as Ansen.


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Points: 11746 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 13 2006 at 21:59
LOL

Awesome Joren!

Here are a couple more :

If Waldo was a woman, she couldn't hide from James.

Global warming is a possibility.  James' post count will one day be so high the internet will overheat and the average Earth's temperature will raise by 5 degrees.

When is the only time that James isn't spamming? When the little anti-spam box pops up.

Humans appeared on Earth thousands of years ago. At that time, James was already a senior member.

On the seventh day, God did not rest.  He was recovering from the shock of seeing how high James' post count had already gotten already.

The dinosaurs disappeared because Noah couldn't place them in his arch after he had gotten James and his post count in.

What came first, the chicken or the egg?  Neither, they both spawned simultaneously out of James' monstrously high post count.

James' spamming is giving jobs to thousands of internet supervisors everyday.

What does James do besides posting? He sits.


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James is so hot that he causes global warming.

James never listened to music, he 0wns it.

Max and Rony founded Prog Archives, but only because James told them to.

James can make two posts out of a one-syllable word.

There is no such thing as Truth, there is only James.

James invented RIO/Avant-Prog.

When James has sex, he thrusts his pelvis in 7/8.

James has dissonant orgasms.

Da James Wortz Mekanïk.
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Points: 11746 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 13 2006 at 21:42
31 - Humans appeared on Earth thousands of years ago. At that time, James was already a senior member. LOL

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My PM's to Joren are much better than this entire thread!
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Points: 1655 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 13 2006 at 21:41
poor James
back from the dead, i will begin posting reviews again and musing through the forums
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When the surname will be removed, this post will forever be known as

BEST POST EVER... (when you don't count James' posts of course)

LOL

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Originally posted by Bern Bern wrote:

You're getting away with it this time pal Wink
 
Merci beaucoup, M'sieur! Thanks a lot! Star
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You're getting away with it this time pal Wink

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Points: 28057 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 13 2006 at 21:30

"James eats Marillion CDs and sh*ts them out as Astrid Proll's debut."

 
Ah, so Astrid Proll's debut is naturally covered in sh*t then? Tongue
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Thanks Guigo!

Bern should also change his sig. Wink
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Points: 12288 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 13 2006 at 21:27
Ok, it's funny and friendly but the use of a full name (especially when denied by the subject) is to be avoided.
 
Bern, could you please put simply James in the first post? Thanks! Smile
 
I'll edit the other posts...


Edited by Atkingani - December 13 2006 at 21:29
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30. When Swindon Town is in the English Premier League instead of League Two, it means James  has a job.
    

Edited by Atkingani - December 13 2006 at 21:28
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i can't stop laffing
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Originally posted by Geck0 Geck0 wrote:

I'm not, but the use of my full name on here disturbs me, sorry.


It doesn't much packs as much punk without the full name sorry Ouch

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Originally posted by Geck0 Geck0 wrote:

I'm not, but the use of my full name on here disturbs me, sorry.

    

He has a point.
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