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Points: 452 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 07 2006 at 16:50

Non prog but...

The Rolling Stones song "Start Me Up"

Real lyrics: My eyes dilate.

What I thought I heard: My ass dilates

There was a song on the radio a few years ago, never found out the real name of the song but it sounded like the chorus was : "I'm a giant appleseed/ I'm a giant appleseed/ I'm a giant appleseed"

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The background vocals in Peter Gabriel's "Games Without Frontiers". I've heard several people give their interpretations of what they're singing. My favourite "She's so f---ing old". In fact, a friend thought that was the name of the song.

Then there's the lyrics in "Roundabout". Imagine my surprise when I found out those were the real lyrics.
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"666 is no longer alone"

my version

'666 is the number of love"
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Points: 20033 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 03 2005 at 07:56
I forgot the classic from Wizard of Oz - "Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie".
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Points: 2373 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 02 2005 at 17:25
Originally posted by gr8dane gr8dane wrote:

Yes there are 2 books out here in North America, full of them.

 

Hendrix

'Scuse me while I kiss the sky'.

 

heard as

'Scuse me while I kiss this guy'

Isn't this in Zappa's cover of "Purple Haze"?
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Points: 57 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 01 2005 at 19:27
Originally posted by Matti Matti wrote:

"Liquid on bidet" (Iron Maiden: Be Quick Or Be Dead)
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Points: 31644 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 01 2005 at 18:35
Originally posted by Ricochet Ricochet wrote:

  • watcher of the skies - genesis


real:come ancient children hear what I say
misheard:come ancient children USA


Yeah.. I've heard that from the very first time i heard the song

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Points: 7374 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 01 2005 at 17:45

Not prog, I know but:

AC/DC's Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

Real: Dirty deeds done dirt cheap

Heard: Dirty Deeds and the Thunder Jeep

 

 
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Points: 4928 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 01 2005 at 16:32

Opeth - Baying of the hounds...

everything You belived is a Lie, Everyone You loved is a dead burger

 



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  • watcher of the skies - genesis

real:come ancient children hear what I say
misheard:come ancient children USA
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Listen to the song "Christmas" from Tommy by the Who. Me and my friend always argue whether the kids in the background are saying "Ha Ha Ha" or "Gobble Gobble Gobble." It's tough to tell.
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Points: 20033 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 23 2005 at 08:08
Originally posted by Hibou Hibou wrote:

Paul Young on the song “Every Time You Go Away”

I hear:   Every time you go away

             You take a piece of meat with you

It says:  Every time you go away

             You take a piece of me with you
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Originally posted by con safo con safo wrote:

Blinded by the light!.. Wrapped up like a douche in the middle of the night!..

OMG.....I remember me and my friends thinking that was what that lyric said back when we were growing up in the 70's.


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Blinded by the light!.. Wrapped up like a douche in the middle of the night!..
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I won't make an example of mishead lyrics...But check this out..

There's a death metal band called Obituary.If anybody can decode their lyrics i'll pay him!!!!...Listen to them .it's really funny

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Paul Young on the song “Every Time You Go Away”

 

I hear:   Every time you go away

             You take a piece of meat with you

 

It says:  Every time you go away

             You take a piece of me with you
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Originally posted by TheProgtologist TheProgtologist wrote:

This is from my 8 year old son:

Tool(Schism)-"I know the pieces fit"

According to my boy-"I know the pizza's quick"

 



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Points: 31644 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 21 2005 at 16:21

Originally posted by Prodigal Prodigal wrote:

Genesis - Invisible Touch

Real lyrics: "She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah."

Misheard lyrics: "She seems to have an invisible duck sh*t."

Or this one:

"She seems to have an invisible cu*t, OH!!"

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This is from my 8 year old son:

Tool(Schism)-"I know the pieces fit"

According to my boy-"I know the pizza's quick"

 


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Genesis - Invisible Touch

Real lyrics: "She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah."

Misheard lyrics: "She seems to have an invisible duck sh*t."
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  • Nursery Cryme - The Return Of The Giant Hogweed
  Misheard:They all need the sun to photosensitize their wisdom
  Real:They all need the sun to photosensitize their venom
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