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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 11 2008 at 12:31
That's right, but everything else is visible. But you prototype plane sketch is spot on.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 11 2008 at 02:25
Here it is. Obviously you can't see the invisible plane, mainly because its invisible.


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 11 2008 at 01:12
I would like you to draw Wonder Woman in her invisible plane trying to shoot down a Pegasus ridden by Paris Hilton. She is on a strafing run, misses Pegasus/Paris and hits a village of druids on the ground setting their grass huts on fire causing Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt to run away with the baby they just bought..er...adopted from them. 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 10 2008 at 15:20
Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

^ No money, no fame, no nothing. It seems my webpage is down again, so you can't even see the pictures anymore. Unhappy

But if they ever get their server going and if you'd like to hang my art on your wall, feel free to print them yourself and send my some money. (Or a lot of money, if you wish.) Big%20smile


Webpage is down? Hmmmmmmm. It appears that the powers of the interwebz are trying to hold you down and not allow your works of art to be seen by the masses.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 10 2008 at 13:46
^ No money, no fame, no nothing. It seems my webpage is down again, so you can't even see the pictures anymore. Unhappy

But if they ever get their server going and if you'd like to hang my art on your wall, feel free to print them yourself and send my some money. (Or a lot of money, if you wish.) Big%20smile


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 10 2008 at 13:21
So what ever became of this. Any gallery showings? Any offerings of work for sale through a auction house?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 20 2008 at 22:03
Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Originally posted by progaeopteryx progaeopteryx wrote:

I would like to recommend a dirigible squeezing through a hole while eating soap pans dipped in highly contagious corn syrup. The tail section of the dirigible is made of tungsten and sugar. The sky is inverted and there are rings of bologna floating in the air. In the corner of the picture is a stationary fart.

The biggest challenge in this daunting task was not to make the dirigible look like a penis. I think the result is rather impressive:


 
I'm speechless! This is remarkable!  Clap
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 20 2008 at 14:37
Oh I'm sure they do, but it may be hard to find it.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 20 2008 at 14:34
Where can I get some transparent paint? I checked my local hardware store and they don't stock it.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 20 2008 at 14:33
The decoration problem can easily be solved by painting the laptop (except for the screen, of course) transparent.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 20 2008 at 14:25
Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

^ Isn't that what they make laptops for?


true but I would have to keep it plugged in and then you got the whole thing with the HD eventually will fail in it. I won't even get into the fact that the laptop wouldn't match the decor of my room.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 20 2008 at 14:17
^ Isn't that what they make laptops for?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 20 2008 at 14:11
Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Originally posted by crimhead crimhead wrote:

How about 5 dogs playing poker on a velvet canvas?

Here you go. It's not a velvet canvas though, it's a cotton one:




Excellent!! But how do I go about hanging it on my wall? My monitor keeps becoming unplugged whenever I move it.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 20 2008 at 13:01
Originally posted by rileydog22 rileydog22 wrote:

Only five candles?  I always pictured you as older than that.  

Isn't it obvious that the rest of the candles are behind the five candles and thus cannot be seen? Wink
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 20 2008 at 12:48
Only five candles?  I always pictured you as older than that.  

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 20 2008 at 11:11
Here's me reaching for my birthday cake:


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 20 2008 at 09:41
It appears that a painting of Vompatti having his birthday cake and eating it too would be in order for today.  Happy Birthday!!!!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 20 2008 at 03:10
As you can see, movie theatres have very long and skinny hands for the simple reason that they enjoy clasping each other from a long distance:


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 19 2008 at 17:00
this is a great thread =)

may I commission two movie theatres hugging? with the stipulation that they have noticeable gender identifiers?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 19 2008 at 16:52
Originally posted by crimhead crimhead wrote:

How about 5 dogs playing poker on a velvet canvas?

Here you go. It's not a velvet canvas though, it's a cotton one:


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