Vompatti's Art on Request Service

Here's the one about the Circus of Heaven:

Luca Pacchiarini wrote: Would you please draw my bitchy teacher cut in half with an electric saw?

How could I? I've never seen her.

harmonium.ro wrote: Were there any pictures ever posted in this thread?

Yes, but something happened to the server they were on.

rushfan4 wrote: Recent discussion regarding Yes' Circus of Heaven made me think that it would be cool to see a visual depiction of the scene set out in the song.

I'll start working on it once I've lost this game of poker.

rushfan4 wrote: Apparently this establishment has fallen on hard times and been effected by the world economy as much as any other art studio.

You're right, I forgot all about this during the economy crisis. I guess I could start a blog for this purpose if anyone's still interested.

some imaginary person wrote: Hi, Vompatti! I'm a huge fan of yours and it would mean so much to me if you'd write a poem about taking someone else's hat by mistake. It happens to me all the time and I'd love to have a nice comforting poem to reminisce at these unfortunate situations. Love, Muriel.

Here's the poem you requested.

My webpage is still gone and the pictures with it, but here's a new idea:

I recently started a rather awesome poetry blog, but so far there are hardly any poems in it because I haven't thought of anything worth writing about. So, if you can think of an interesting subject for a poem, make your suggestion here and I'll write the poem and put it in my blog.

Ps. I write this stuff for free, but if you'd like to give me money anyway I don't mind.

Nobody asked for this one, but I did it anyway. It's called "If Zappa had eaten massive amounts of potato chips, this is how it would have looked like":

I did see it, it showed up last check, but its one again now. 

Aha, there it is. Your host must have taken a nap. That is totally Paris, you can almost hear her saying "That's Hot" as she looks at the burning hut.