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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 07 2011 at 19:21

Original text:

"Look at my horse, my horse is amazing 

just give it a lick, mmm, it tastes just like raisins"

...56 translations later we get:

"Ohio, strange to say, try and Indecisive."

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 07 2011 at 19:21
Ah ha, so you took my advice?

I happen to love Little Wing.  Mmmm Duane.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 07 2011 at 19:20
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I didn't know you cared so much, June. Shocked


Don't get be started on the waterworks Bell Bottom Blues just caused.


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 07 2011 at 19:18
I didn't know you cared so much, June. Shocked
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 07 2011 at 19:13
Shocked

Original text:

"I love you"

...56 translations later we get:

"Our Jimmy"


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 07 2011 at 19:05

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"One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind."

...50 translations later we get:

"One small step for a beautiful face."

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 07 2011 at 19:02

Original text:

"The only thing we have to fear, is fear itself."

...30 translations later we get:

"The man was afraid of myself."

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 07 2011 at 18:59

Original text:

"And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country. "

...56 translations later we get:

"Well, I am in the U.S.. It. And will pay for the land - it does not work in your country."

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 07 2011 at 18:56
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"Let me find you a filly for your proud stallion seed to keep the old line going. "

...40 translations later we get:

"initial capital for children to realize the arrogance to tell their parents."


LOL


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 07 2011 at 18:46

Since I"ve been reading that Lincoln bio:


"Let us have faith that right makes might, and in that faith, let us, to the end, dare to do our duty as we understand it."

...50 translations later we get:

"We believe it is our duty, courage and patience and the dream is true."

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 07 2011 at 18:35

"one two three four five six seven eight nine ten"

...50 translations later we get:

"Sports Week of March 1986 2010 / 9"





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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 07 2011 at 17:55

"I'd hit that."

...56 translations later we get:

"View a collection of works."

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 07 2011 at 16:50

Original text:

"We are the hollow men We are the stuffed men Leaning together Headpiece filled with straw. Alas! Our dried voices, when We whisper together Are quiet and meaningless As wind in dry grass Or rats’ feet over broken glass In our dry cellar"

...56 translations later we get:

"Bodrum powder, glass, my, my straw hat in silence, I was hungry, and president of the straw, and I apologize for the Shortfall. ""

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 07 2011 at 16:38

Original text:

"In the darkness of the night, only occasionally relieved by glimpses of Nirvana as seen through other people's windows, wallowing in a morass of self-despair made only more painful by the knowledge that all I am is of my own making ..."

...56 translations later we get:

"Nirvana, the oil market and the window late at night, and I know sometimes. But it seems ..."

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 07 2011 at 16:25

Original text:

"Unfortunately, we can not select everybody for FanFunding. SonicAngel is looking for talented artists who can mobilize lots of fans and we pay attention to the degree of SocialBuzz you manage to create."

...56 translations later we get:

"Unfortunately, a gifted writer Angela fanfunding sosyalbuzz've meet people and countries Affected, such as:"

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 07 2011 at 16:21
Originally posted by refugee refugee wrote:

I like this one too:

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"Wonder women you can draw your blind! Don't look at me! I'm not your kind. I'm Rael!"

...40 translations later we get:

"I wonder who is blind! I can not see! You can not write. Ralph!"



This one is hilarious. LOL
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 07 2011 at 16:17

"Red Dwarf"

...50 translations later we get:

"nerve ring"

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 07 2011 at 10:43

"When the boat comes in"

...50 translations later we get:

"Accessories"


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 07 2011 at 09:23

Original text:

"interstellar overdrive"

...56 translations later we get:

"Website"


wow Syd Barrett really was ahead of his time

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 07 2011 at 09:14
I like this one too:

Original text:

"Wonder women you can draw your blind! Don't look at me! I'm not your kind. I'm Rael!"

...40 translations later we get:

"I wonder who is blind! I can not see! You can not write. Ralph!"


He say nothing is quite what it seems;
I say nothing is nothing
(Peter Hammill)
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