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GY!BE 
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Joined: July 27 2010
Location: Montreal
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Points: 538
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 Posted: September 29 2010 at 19:16 |
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The worse ever known to mankind.
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himtroy
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Joined: January 20 2009
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Points: 1601
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Posted: September 18 2010 at 22:49 |
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I only play music that constantly shifts time signatures around other people so I'll never have to dance!
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Which of you to gain me, tell, will risk uncertain pains of hell?
I will not forgive you if you will not take the chance.
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thellama73
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Joined: May 29 2006
Location: United States
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Points: 8368
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Posted: September 18 2010 at 18:08 |
 The T wrote:
thellama73 wrote:
My sister is getting married in November. I am the best man and I have been informed that I will be expected to dance. This fills me with utter dread and revulsion.
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The fact that your sister is getting married, therefore asking for a government's-sanctioned union to be recognized, fills you with utter dread and revulsion?
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I don't really mind that the government snctions marriage, since they don't take any of my money or infringe on any of my rights to do it. I just don't really see why it is their business.
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The T
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Joined: October 16 2006
Location: FL, USA
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Points: 17493
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Posted: September 18 2010 at 17:56 |
thellama73 wrote:
My sister is getting married in November. I am the best man and I have been informed that I will be expected to dance. This fills me with utter dread and revulsion.
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The fact that your sister is getting married, therefore asking for a government's-sanctioned union to be recognized, fills you with utter dread and revulsion?
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Vibrationbaby
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Joined: February 13 2004
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Points: 6898
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Posted: September 18 2010 at 10:26 |
I have never danced. Dancing is anethema to me. At high school dances we would go in the back of the cafeteria and drink beer. Sometimes when my buddy would let me fill in as DJ I would put my Guru Guru UFO album on. Wanna see a dance floor clear out fast. Just put Der LSD Marsch on and crank it. Dancing is primitive. Outdated. I don't even dance with my wife. Makes me fell noxious. One ofb the things on this planet that I absolutely HATE. And I know hate is a strong word.
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Epignosis
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Joined: December 30 2007
Location: Raeford, NC
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Points: 32552
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Posted: September 18 2010 at 08:17 |
I was joking with you man. Making fun of chick flicks more than I was making fun of you. 
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zappaholic
Forum Senior Member
Joined: March 24 2006
Location: flyover country
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Points: 2822
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Posted: September 18 2010 at 08:11 |
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"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H.L. Mencken
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The Quiet One
Prog Reviewer
Joined: January 16 2008
Location: Argentina
Status: Offline
Points: 15745
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Posted: September 18 2010 at 01:33 |
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Just came back from dancing...
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Ivan_Melgar_M
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Joined: April 27 2004
Location: Peru
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Points: 19557
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Posted: September 18 2010 at 01:26 |
Until my late 20's I used to believe dancing was the most dishonorable thing to do, but a girlfriend worked hard and made me learn to dance (I was born with two left feet) and really liked it.
Since then I'm a pretty decent dancer.
Iván
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ExittheLemming
Forum Senior Member
Joined: October 19 2007
Location: Penal Colony
Status: Offline
Points: 11420
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Posted: September 18 2010 at 01:11 |
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No. Dancing is a war-crime against flooring
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JJLehto
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Joined: April 05 2006
Location: Tallahassee, FL
Status: Offline
Points: 34550
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Posted: September 17 2010 at 23:55 |
thellama73 wrote:
My sister is getting married in November. I am the best man and I have been informed that I will be expected to dance. This fills me with utter dread and revulsion.
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 Congrats sis..whoa look at the time!
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Chris S
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Joined: June 09 2004
Location: Front Range
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Points: 7028
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Posted: September 17 2010 at 23:45 |
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I am the best prog dancer on the planet....period.
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<font color=Brown>Music - The Sound Librarian
...As I venture through the slipstream, between the viaducts in your dreams...[/COLOR]
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jammun
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Joined: July 14 2007
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 3449
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Posted: September 17 2010 at 23:09 |
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Me? Was John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever a good dancer? Just imagine the worst possible parody of that.
Edited by jammun - September 17 2010 at 23:10
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Can you tell me where we're headin'?
Lincoln County Road or Armageddon.
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Deleuze
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Joined: August 02 2010
Location: Qc
Status: Offline
Points: 193
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Posted: September 17 2010 at 23:06 |
thellama73 wrote:
My sister is getting married in November. I am the best man and I have been informed that I will be expected to dance. This fills me with utter dread and revulsion.
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take it easy, do what I do ... Go to the washrooms for a while
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thellama73
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Joined: May 29 2006
Location: United States
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Points: 8368
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Posted: September 17 2010 at 22:36 |
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My sister is getting married in November. I am the best man and I have been informed that I will be expected to dance. This fills me with utter dread and revulsion.
Edited by thellama73 - September 17 2010 at 22:37
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JLocke
Prog Reviewer
Joined: November 18 2007
Status: Offline
Points: 4900
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Posted: September 17 2010 at 22:30 |
Epignosis wrote:
JLocke wrote:
I don't know. Never really tried. |
Then vote no.
Life is not a chick flick.
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Epignosis
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Joined: December 30 2007
Location: Raeford, NC
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Points: 32552
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Posted: September 17 2010 at 21:07 |
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Well, the more I think about it, the more I wonder if I voted no prematurely. I can waltz fairly well. And I do a killer Electric Slide. Does this count?
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Epignosis
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Joined: December 30 2007
Location: Raeford, NC
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Posted: September 17 2010 at 21:06 |
JLocke wrote:
I don't know. Never really tried. |
Then vote no.
Life is not a chick flick.
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zappaholic
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Joined: March 24 2006
Location: flyover country
Status: Offline
Points: 2822
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Posted: September 17 2010 at 21:05 |
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Under no circumstances will I ever dance. At least not when anyone's watching. I would be a pitiable sight.
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"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H.L. Mencken
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JLocke
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Joined: November 18 2007
Status: Offline
Points: 4900
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Posted: September 17 2010 at 20:50 |
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I don't know. Never really tried.
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