The most embarresing music you like?

Jim Garten wrote: Soft Cell Jeez, isn't there a bigger font I can use??

Soft Cell

Jeez, isn't there a smaller font I can use??

Neil Diamond: Jonathan Livingston Seagull and The Jazz Singer.

The Bee Gees (and most disco in general)
Neil Diamond
Earth, Wind & Fire

Er... I think you need to do a different search, Blackie - try "Oldest First"

Looking For the Best of, really is the best of Hasselhunk !!, July 23, 1999
Reviewer: A music fan
I bought this CD for my mom, and she LOVES it !!She plays it everyday !!I also like it a lot. David sounds very sexy singing in French and in German. His music is very refreshing and upbeat!! We plan to buy even more of his music, all that we can find !!!

 

The first notable p*** take was this;

A once in a Lifetime experience, June 13, 2001

Reviewer:

Edna Welthorpe(Mrs) (London, England) - See all my reviews

Listening to this album is not so much a musical experience as a quasi-religious one. David is already the world's biggest TV star, an object of desire for all women and role-model for all men. Now he reveals an unequalled musical ability. The range and sensitivity displayed here will leave your eyebrows in your hair. He effortlessly runs the whole emotional gamut from 'happy' to 'sad'. With this 'best of' compilation he has filled a much-needed gap.

But then it started to get silly (and tear-jerkingly funny!!) - here is the first occurrence of the phrase "Hot Shot City" is particularly good;

The very epitome of musical godliness., June 20, 2001
Reviewer: A music fan
Twice the ruggedness of mortal man, ten times the talent of any other artist, Hasselhoff dazzles on this CD. Every track has been plucked from the heavens and trembles with vigor and force. God Himself could not record as good a greatest hits album like this, and if He were to listen to all 17 tracks on this compilation, He would refrain from striking me down for blasphemy. The song "Hot Shot City" is particularly good.

 

and this classic - the first to change the name...

Feel His Heat, February 21, 2002

Reviewer:

Shawn S. Delaney (Indianapolis, IN United States) - See all my reviews

David Haffleharf likes to do it, and boy howdy he does it (again) with his 17-track masterwork "Looking For The Best of David Haffleharf (Where the [IMPORT] Is It?)". Cleverly collecting all 17 (count em!) timeless tracks, this CD will rock your pants off, leaving you dazed, confused, and possibly naked.

David’s nearly 1-octave range is stretched to the limit over the goat-rutting effervescence of "Do the Limbo Dance", while the nuances of the subtle but effective “Wir Zwei Allein” will warm the cockles of even the staunchest old-school S&M fascist. When you hear the dulcet pounding of "Danice Dance d'Amour" you can be almost positive that you are listening to a displaced expatriate who probably spoke English as his first language. And don’t let anyone fool you, "Flying on the Wings of Tenderness" doesn’t really sound too much like a rhino in heat. But his naughty-schoolgirl-spanking cover of "The Best Is Yet to Come" certainly does.

The song "Hot Shot City” is particularly good. And it sounds a lot like that fab tune "Feel My Heat" by Dirk Diggler.

REM, i can play from the beginning to the end the "losing my religion" album...

I think it's about time I resurrected this;

 

I don't actually like it, BTW - but these reviews are side-achingly funny. Read the early ones first - they're comic genius!

samuel.jeronimo wrote: Well i must say that i truly like all Genesis albuns. When I started to listen to Genesis, I got into the Gabriel era. Then I thought that Hackett made the difference wich took me to 1977. After that I bought “Duke” and it blowed me away. Nowadays I thing that the reason that I like Genesis a lot its because of those marvellous lines by Tony Banks, and so I find myself liking all Genesis albums, wich can be pretty embarassing, if you consider the popish side.

I like them too and have always liked them, even if I prefer the Gabriel era (naturally). Instead of talking about "Gabriel era" vs "Collins era" it's sometimes more relevant to embrace the Banks & Rutherford era (1967 - 1997).

80's Italo Disco...
Notice that the (in)famous 80's italian singer Sandy Marton (I don't remember his real name....) was an authentic King Crimson & Genesis fan...   

Blacksword wrote: nacho wrote: Blacksword wrote: Oh yes, and I love prog rock, That is generally regarded as pretty embarassing. Now that you have pleaded guilty, I must also confess that I like part of the ELP catalogue. Please, please, don't beat me!!!   Dont worry, nacho. I have six ELP albums myself. I also have a stack of Genesis albums. It's society's crime, my friend, not ours...

Well i must say that i truly like all Genesis albuns.

When I started to listen to Genesis, I got into the Gabriel era.

Then I thought that Hackett made the difference wich took me to 1977.

After that I bought “Duke” and it blowed me away.

Nowadays I thing that the reason that I like Genesis a lot its because of those marvellous lines by Tony Banks, and so I find myself liking all Genesis albums, wich can be pretty embarassing, if you consider the popish side.

Edited by samuel.jeronimo