James' jokes

POST OF THE YEAR !!

This is all rather premature, don't you think?  I mean, Ansen is still the saddest one here. 

bhikkhu wrote: Oh man! Bern you killed me in the first post. Okay, here's mine. James was involved in a sleep disorders study. It ran out of funding because they had to pay too many people to observe him during all of his waking hours. P.S. You still haven't listened to an entire Genesis album?!

Thanks and

You got a good one.

Here's another batch I've just invented :

James is in fact chinese for "Neo Prog sucks".

James' happiest day ever was when computer was invented. He could finally save time. Craving a post in stone is way longer than actually posting it on a forum.

Don't tell James to go outside. He'll probably get lost on his way.

Oh man! Bern you killed me in the first post.

Okay, here's mine.

James was involved in a sleep disorders study. It ran out of funding because they had to pay too many people to observe him during all of his waking hours.



P.S. You still haven't listened to an entire Genesis album?!



To those who scoff. I think between Ivan and I, we have Genesis pretty well covered.




Edited by bhikkhu - December 14 2006 at 12:44

Joren wrote: James is so hot that he causes global warming. James never listened to music, he 0wns it. Max and Rony founded Prog Archives, but only because James told them to. James can make two posts out of a one-syllable word. There is no such thing as Truth, there is only James. James invented RIO/Avant-Prog. When James has sex, he thrusts his pelvis in 7/8. James has dissonant orgasms. Da James Wortz Mekanïk.

Sorry James,but this thread is CLASSIC!!!!!

Last bunch for today :
James doesn't actually post, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

90% of the users on PA are in fact James with different user names.

If you Google search "James posting quality posts" you will generate zero results.  It just doesn't happen.





>doh! Bern does it again...
TR   

Edited by Bern - December 14 2006 at 12:18

king of Siam wrote: Joren wrote: When James has sex, he thrusts his pelvis in 7/8. James has dissonant orgasms. How would you know of this?

James records every orgasm he has and sends them to Joren by email, to have them put on the RIO/Avant/Zeuhl chart.

Geck0 wrote: James has a laptop strapped around his waist, so he can be on PA all the time. James is Bill Gates. James invented the Internet, just so he could get Rony and M@x to create PA for his spamming needs. James has been banned from using Spybot: Search and Destroy. Bern wouldn't have been able to see certain photos of a certain person, if it wasn't for James.

Good job James!

And who are we talking about here?