All Americans are fat

It's kinda nice to be able to say I weigh less than as two "penguins"

just one question...what the heck is a "stone"...how much is it in real weight?

I could probably look it up quickly on the web, but my fingers are tired from chasing VC and RL all over this forum

Edited by James Lee

I weighed about 54 kilos too when I was your age,you impertinent little whippersnapper! People kept telling me I had to eat more because I was so painfully thin. It's very often the way when you're young. You can cram all manner of junk food in you and never gain a pound/kilo but then,usually sometime in your 20's,you realise that parts of you that shouldn't, have certainly started protruding alarmingly and you step on the scales and like many,many before you utter the immortal words: "These scales must be faulty!" But alas no,they are dead accurate and you have then been initiated into true adulthood: Commencing the war against the waistline spread which you are tragically,and irrevocably,destined to lose. It awaits you in the future,Penguin....WHOA-HA-HA-HA!!

James Lee wrote: Have you non-Americans ever had the pleasure of attending a real Southwestern Cook-off? Crappy fast food isn't the only way we bulk up. I'd be happy to singlehandedly add five pounds to everyone on the planet with my roasted Habanero Chili... ...but it may be a bit too intense for those of you raised on things like boiled meat and weak tea. Here's a phrase you never see: Gourmet British Isles Cuisine

Touche!

 Oh Lard save me from yer followers !!!!!!!!!!!

Good fer you Pixie 

I don't know about most Americans, but I could definitely stand to lose some weight. In fact, it looks like I'll have to...because Reed Lover's approval is so important to me

A recent survey here in Norway revealed that it's now the norm to be overweight. Junk food and tv are chiefly to blame. It's amazing our bodies can take this treatment! Well,it can't entirely since diabetes is increasing rapidly.

Of course not all Americans are fat but there definitely exists a specific kind of American obesity that you don't see anywhere else in the world. Or at least,you didn't until the slavering beast of American popular cultural emperialism (try saying that after a few pints!), came along and devoured the world and turned classical,beautiful and civilized Europe into a playground for American vulgarity of the most moronic kind and started a cultural regression process the likes of which history hasn't witnessed since the dark ages!

I like Americans,I really do. It's America I can't stand. But then again, I can stand very few things. It makes my life very difficult.

And parts of this post might conceivably be meant as a joke and should perhaps not be taken at face value. At least not entirely.

Oh, I truly hate Fridays!!

Hey...where did you get that picture of Threefates family reunion Reed?

j/k..Threefates...you are obviously not in the picture because you aren't fat

Anyways..Rude Lover...americans aren't fat...we're big boned.