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KoS 
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 Posted: October 03 2006 at 02:16 |
 The Whistler wrote:
Okay, no air flute solos. Got that? Kills a budding relationship, believe you me.
Of course, if the air flute solo WORKS by some weird happenstance...marry her. Right away. |
an air flute solo could be interpreted as another thing 
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Viajero Astral
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Posted: October 03 2006 at 02:03 |
OMG!!  This thread is like a sign of God. Im on a similar situation  .
Edited by Viajero Astral - October 04 2006 at 02:00
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darkshade
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Posted: October 03 2006 at 00:03 |
Chameleon wrote:
darkshade wrote:
if she rejects you, just tell her to go back to her home on whore island! |
One of my friend's favorite insults is 'whore from whore island'.  |
haha. when will ferrel says that line, i laugh 60% of the time, which works every time
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Leningrad
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Posted: October 03 2006 at 00:00 |
darkshade wrote:
if she rejects you, just tell her to go back to her home on whore island! |
One of my friend's favorite insults is 'whore from whore island'.
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darkshade
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Posted: October 02 2006 at 23:59 |
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if she rejects you, just tell her to go back to her home on whore island!
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Leningrad
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Posted: October 02 2006 at 23:56 |
cuncuna wrote:
Another approach. Risky, but it might work; and inspired by a previous post. Look at her, take her hand and say "I'm gonna make you my woman". Try to add some accent, something like Samuel Jackson. Let us know what happens next. |
You're not the most subtle guy, are you? 
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Pulse
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Posted: October 02 2006 at 15:16 |
The Whistler wrote:
Okay, no air flute solos. Got that? Kills a budding relationship, believe you me.
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Ah yes, you're certainly right. People generally get the wrong idea when they see you doing air flute solos. Trust me, I know from personal experience...
Edited by Pulse - October 02 2006 at 15:29
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cuncuna
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Posted: October 02 2006 at 13:34 |
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Another approach. Risky, but it might work; and inspired by a previous post. Look at her, take her hand and say "I'm gonna make you my woman". Try to add some accent, something like Samuel Jackson. Let us know what happens next.
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¡Beware of the Bee!
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A'swepe
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Posted: October 02 2006 at 10:39 |
Anything that escapes your mouth & enters her ears along the lines of "I would like to take you to a movie, concert, dinner, etc", will do just fine.
You have common interests it seems - so start there.
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David - Never doubt in the dark that which you believe to be true in the light.
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toolis
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Posted: October 02 2006 at 09:32 |
start a conversation about your studies and tell her that you have a PHD... hopefuly, she'll ask you: "Really?" and you'll say: "Yeap, i have a Pretty Huge D**k!!!"
let me know how it goes....
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-music is like pornography...
sometimes amateurs turn us on, even more...
-sometimes you are the pigeon and sometimes you are the statue...
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NutterAlert
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Posted: October 02 2006 at 09:09 |
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Ditch her, she sounds like trouble to me.
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Proud to be an un-banned member since 2005
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cuncuna
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Posted: October 02 2006 at 00:21 |
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Remember Frank Zappa: "The meek shall inherit nothing".
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¡Beware of the Bee!
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PaperDuck
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Posted: October 01 2006 at 22:41 |
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Arrrghus
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Posted: October 01 2006 at 21:08 |
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The Whistler
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Posted: October 01 2006 at 20:42 |
Okay, no air flute solos. Got that? Kills a budding relationship, believe you me.
Of course, if the air flute solo WORKS by some weird happenstance...marry her. Right away.
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: October 01 2006 at 19:47 |
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: October 01 2006 at 19:46 |
Whatever you do, don't quote any Peter Hammill... Dude, just take it a step at a time. Speak to her, feel the vibe, if that vibe is odd, then leave it for another day. If you feel the vibe is good, then speak to her, but don't ask her out too soon, timing is essential. You never know, she may actually ask you out if you're lucky. Women generally want the guy to make the first move though and by first move, I mean asking them out on a date. Women aren't rocket science (not at this stage anyhow) and if you're good at reading people, that's even better. Read some books about physiognomy!  One more thing; don't be nervous, or don't show your nerves.
Edited by Geck0 - October 01 2006 at 19:47
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Arrrghus
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Posted: October 01 2006 at 19:38 |
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Luckily, this girl certainly knows I exist... everyone on the Cross country team knows me! I'm a flamboyant, bouncy, weird, and articulate individual who is well known; I'm just shy with girls, that's all. Extremely shy!
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chamberry
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Posted: October 01 2006 at 19:31 |
Bluesaga wrote:
Arrrghus wrote:
Mike, Magma actually could scare prog fans. This girl doesn't like good music (as her friend says, "[she] only listens to people who make singles"). However, it doesn't matter. |
Yeah, it really doesn't matter. It would be awesome to find a girl who actually has great taste, though.
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Yeah. The bad part is when she completly forgets that you excist...
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glass house
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Posted: October 01 2006 at 18:05 |
Arrrghus wrote:
glass house wrote:
As said before, Hello would you like to go out with me. Go to a movie or something, later we can listen to GG, ......nah last bit better not. |
Well, she may not like prog, but since Marillion can be romantic, she may like them. I was gonna say "well, girls like romantic stuff because that's how they differ from men," but I like them partly for the romantic stuff! (Fish era, btw).
Well, I'll try this week, but knowing me... we'll see. I'll post here to indicate my actions!
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You misunderstood me. I said : nah last bit better not, that was the ' later we can listen to GG'
So just this : Hello would you like to go out with me, go to a movie or something...
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