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thellama73
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Posted: December 14 2012 at 20:42 |
Alitare wrote:
Well, I DID just make it up. Besides, I think using a proper name of a well-known figure offers more of a central focus for the listener.
Why did Jesus of Nazareth start whipping his own flesh with the cat-o-nine-tail?
Some fool accidentally set him to 'auto-Pilate'. Or have I told that one before? |
How about this? What did the German say when offered a salve to dull the effects of the romance tincture he had taken the previous day? "Love Potion number? Nein!"
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The T
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Posted: December 14 2012 at 20:39 |
I apologize to Slart if I offended him. I somehow offended Easy Money too so I do the same to him. The End.
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The T
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Posted: December 14 2012 at 20:37 |
Ok:
There are millions and millions of people poorer than I.
There are millions and millions richer.
What has that to do with anything except that Slart judges everyone who disagrees with him as a spoiled little rich kid?
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Alitare
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Posted: December 14 2012 at 20:36 |
Well, I DID just make it up. Besides, I think using a proper name of a well-known figure offers more of a central focus for the listener.
Why did Jesus of Nazareth start whipping his own flesh with the cat-o-nine-tail?
Some fool accidentally set him to 'auto-Pilate'. Or have I told that one before?
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Epignosis
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Posted: December 14 2012 at 20:35 |
js (Easy Money) wrote:
Epignosis wrote:
js (Easy Money) wrote:
Epignosis wrote:
js (Easy Money) wrote:
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<font face="Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="3">What exactly are "poverty credentials?" Can someone point me to a list? Because we've been f**king poor in our time. But if I've been kidding myself that raising a family of four on $25 a week for food, being robbed the same year, <font face="Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="3">and pawning my instruments to pay the utility bill is doing swell, let me know.
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Ask Theodore, apparently involves a "third world" upbringing and a retail job, maybe there is more . | No thanks. I'm asking you. |
Sorry, Theodore is the expert on that, I've worked my ass off to achieve lower middle class and I am proud of it. | Someone said "your poverty credentials are bullsh*t."I want to know what these credentials are. John?Either you have the list of credentials, or your comment was bullsh*t. Which was it?  |
You'll have to ask Theodore, he has listed his "state of being that entitles him to certain knowledge" in another post. |
And you judged his position by saying his "poverty credentials [are] pure bullsh*t."
That means you know what qualifies someone as being in poverty.
If you cannot answer that, then your remark was, well, bullsh*t.
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thellama73
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Posted: December 14 2012 at 20:34 |
Alitare wrote:
How about a joke I just made up?
What did Adolph Hitler say to the alchemist when he was offered a romance tincture?
"Love potion? Nein!" |
Nice idea. I think it could use a little polishing. Why is it Hitler? A German would suffice.
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The T
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Posted: December 14 2012 at 20:33 |
It's Teodoro. JS Easy Money.
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Easy Money
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Posted: December 14 2012 at 20:32 |
Epignosis wrote:
js (Easy Money) wrote:
Epignosis wrote:
js (Easy Money) wrote:
Epignosis wrote:
<font face="Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="3">What exactly are "poverty credentials?" Can someone point me to a list? Because we've been f**king poor in our time. But if I've been kidding myself that raising a family of four on $25 a week for food, being robbed the same year, <font face="Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="3">and pawning my instruments to pay the utility bill is doing swell, let me know.
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Ask Theodore, apparently involves a "third world" upbringing and a retail job, maybe there is more . | No thanks. I'm asking you. |
Sorry, Theodore is the expert on that, I've worked my ass off to achieve lower middle class and I am proud of it. | Someone said "your poverty credentials are bullsh*t."I want to know what these credentials are. John?Either you have the list of credentials, or your comment was bullsh*t. Which was it?  |
You'll have to ask Theodore, he has listed his "state of being that entitles him to certain knowledge" in another post.
Edited by js (Easy Money) - December 14 2012 at 20:32
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Posted: December 14 2012 at 20:32 |
I wasn't attempting to compete with anybody. Everyone I've known in my life, rich or poor, has suffered in some measure. I've little money compared to many, but I'm neither proud nor ashamed. How about a joke I just made up?
What did Adolph Hitler say to the alchemist when he was offered a romance tincture?
"Love potion? Nein!"
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Epignosis
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Posted: December 14 2012 at 20:29 |
thellama73 wrote:
I do wish people would stop saying "well I'm poorer than you!" It merely plays into the (false) idea that being poor gives you some kind of unique powers of empathy or wisdom.
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thellama73
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Posted: December 14 2012 at 20:27 |
I do wish people would stop saying "well I'm poorer than you!" It merely plays into the (false) idea that being poor gives you some kind of unique powers of empathy or wisdom.
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Epignosis
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Posted: December 14 2012 at 20:24 |
js (Easy Money) wrote:
Epignosis wrote:
js (Easy Money) wrote:
Epignosis wrote:
<font face="Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="3">What exactly are "poverty credentials?" Can someone point me to a list? Because we've been f**king poor in our time. But if I've been kidding myself that raising a family of four on $25 a week for food, being robbed the same year, <font face="Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="3">and pawning my instruments to pay the utility bill is doing swell, let me know.
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Ask Theodore, apparently involves a "third world" upbringing and a retail job, maybe there is more . | No thanks. I'm asking you. |
Sorry, Theodore is the expert on that, I've worked my ass off to achieve lower middle class and I am proud of it. | Someone said "your poverty credentials are bullsh*t."
I want to know what these credentials are. John?
Either you have the list of credentials, or your comment was bullsh*t. Which was it? 
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The T
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Posted: December 14 2012 at 20:24 |
^I'm doing the same Easy Money. And it is working, far better than complaining or waiting for the government-Messiah.
It's Teodoro if you want to use my full name by the way.
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Easy Money
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Posted: December 14 2012 at 20:22 |
Epignosis wrote:
js (Easy Money) wrote:
Epignosis wrote:
<font face="Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="3">What exactly are "poverty credentials?" Can someone point me to a list? Because we've been f**king poor in our time. But if I've been kidding myself that raising a family of four on $25 a week for food, being robbed the same year, <font face="Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="3">and pawning my instruments to pay the utility bill is doing swell, let me know.
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Ask Theodore, apparently involves a "third world" upbringing and a retail job, maybe there is more . | No thanks. I'm asking you. |
Sorry, Theodore is the expert on that, I've worked my ass off to achieve lower middle class and I am proud of it.
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The T
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Posted: December 14 2012 at 20:21 |
The Doctor wrote:
Teo, to someone who has been called ignorant, despicable and other such things in the past few days (which funny enough, neither you nor anyone of the libertarian clique had a problem with, although they did have a problem with me talking back), "spoiled little rich kid" seems rather tame.
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I'll give you this: you defended yourself and you were entitled to it. I don't think the "ignorant" thing was meant as an offense but I can see your point.
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The T
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Posted: December 14 2012 at 20:20 |
Easy Money, what is your problem with me?
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Epignosis
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Posted: December 14 2012 at 20:20 |
js (Easy Money) wrote:
Epignosis wrote:
<font face="Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="3">What exactly are "poverty credentials?" Can someone point me to a list? Because we've been f**king poor in our time. But if I've been kidding myself that raising a family of four on $25 a week for food, being robbed the same year, <font face="Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="3">and pawning my instruments to pay the utility bill is doing swell, let me know.
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Ask Theodore, apparently involves a "third world" upbringing and a retail job, maybe there is more . | No thanks. I'm asking you.
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Easy Money
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Posted: December 14 2012 at 20:19 |
Epignosis wrote:
<font face="Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="3">What exactly are "poverty credentials?" Can someone point me to a list? Because we've been f**king poor in our time. But if I've been kidding myself that raising a family of four on $25 a week for food, being robbed the same year, <font face="Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="3">and pawning my instruments to pay the utility bill is doing swell, let me know.
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Ask Theodore, apparently involves a "third world" upbringing and a retail job, maybe there is more .
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The T
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Posted: December 14 2012 at 20:19 |
^Spoiled little poor kid.
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Epignosis
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Posted: December 14 2012 at 20:18 |
What exactly are "poverty credentials?" Can someone point me to a list? Because we've been f**king poor in our time.
But if I've been kidding myself that raising a family of four on $25 a week for food, being robbed the same year, and pawning my instruments to pay the utility bill is doing swell, let me know.
Edited by Epignosis - December 14 2012 at 20:18
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