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AtomicCrimsonRush 
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 Posted: March 01 2012 at 06:01 |
What is a poetic term for what a cat does at night? Onomatopoeia (on-a-mat-a-peer)
Knock Knock who's there? centipede centipede who? centipede up the chimney (Santa peed up the chimney)
what do ya call a cupcake that turned out bad during cooking? a muffin
What did that girl really say? Alaska (I'll Ask her)
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CPicard
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Posted: March 01 2012 at 03:41 |
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I misread the title of the thread: "Horrible punks".
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Textbook
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Posted: March 01 2012 at 02:30 |
An original, and one of the worst jokes ever: What did Arnold say when asked to appear in a film about the lives of the great classical composers? "I'll be Bach."
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Canterzeuhl
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Posted: March 01 2012 at 00:43 |
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Best pun I've heard was on a TV show called Spaced. This guy was talking about how he failed doing an Eskimo roll and the other guy said 'Well it's less a case of Eskimo roll and more rolling right Inuit!'
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Epignosis
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Posted: February 29 2012 at 21:32 |
 rushfan4 wrote:
My favorite pun was when I was watching the god-awful John Candy movie The Great Outdoors at the theater. There was a scene involving a bear biting the back of his pants, to which I shouted "How em-bear-assing!" Sadly, that was the best part of the movie.
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presdoug
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Posted: February 29 2012 at 21:21 |
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What did the drunken genius do? he put his eye-in-stein
What drives a lesbian up the wall? A crack in the ceiling.
How do you keep a moron in suspense? ------------------------------------------------------------------
What shakes and is at the bottom of the ocean? A nervous wreck.
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presdoug
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Posted: February 29 2012 at 21:14 |
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Moogtron III
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Posted: February 29 2012 at 18:13 |
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Is this modern art?
Well, I avant garde a clue, mate!
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presdoug
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Posted: February 29 2012 at 16:42 |
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I've got the worst one imaginable
What was the name of the Nazi that liked Tim Hortons?
Admiral Doenitz
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rushfan4
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Posted: February 29 2012 at 16:18 |
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My favorite pun was when I was watching the god-awful John Candy movie The Great Outdoors at the theater. There was a scene involving a bear biting the back of his pants, to which I shouted "How em-bear-assing!" Sadly, that was the best part of the movie.
Edited by rushfan4 - February 29 2012 at 16:21
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Smurph
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Posted: February 29 2012 at 11:13 |
I love horrible puns. My friends and I come up with many. It's been a running joke for years. Here are some of our better ones.
I have bugs on my penis, but it's ok, they're just semantics.
I tried to poison my mom's sister but luckily for her she found the Auntidote.
I was leaving a funeral yesterday and this super hot girl was working in the garden. I said to her, "Baby, you're giving me Mourning wood"
GIMME SOME MORE GOOD/AWFUL PUNS!!!!
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